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14 February 2020 Megan Fox vs Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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Posted by Fates on Feb 14, 2020 at 11:32am

Megan Fox vs. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Before:

“Look, the only reasons Rosie was cast is that I wasn’t working with that director again and that she had a pretty face, which meant she didn’t have to be good at acting.” Megan says into the microphones.

Rosie scoffs, “Like she was a good actress to begin with. Everyone loved me way more than they loved you, even the CGI robots in the movie think that.”

Fox merely rolls her eyes as the two love interest from the first three Transformers movies are about to go head to head. Megan Fox is at a severe height disadvantage, but given Rosie was 2-20 at one point in time, the former champ may stand more of a chance that size might indicate.

Megan Fox is the first girl to approach the ring, electing to wear a black bikini set with blue gloves. She may not be particularly tall, but Fox certainly looks graceful as she enters the ring to much applause from the crowd. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley then struts to the ring, her model roots clearly showing. Rosie has donned a white bikini set with red gloves for the match, and she steps right up to Megan and looks down at her. Fox merely matches her glare as the ref sends the two girls to their corners and calls for the bell.

Round 1:

Both girls out of their corner quickly, but Megan hangs back to start the round, fully aware that Rosie stands at five inches taller than her. RHW seemingly content to let Fox keeps her distance for the first minute, just jabbing out to see if she can land a blow. Right jab from Rosie, Megan backs off. Right jab from RHW, Fox goes to the left. Right jab from Rosie – Fox smashes a right into the British girl’s nose when she’s extended and Huntington-Whiteley is stunned and Megan connects with a left into Rosie’s chin and knocks the Brit backwards and into the ropes! RHW covering up and Megan Fox is turning the screws early, firing off quick paced lefts and rights into the blonde model’s toned body. Megan keeps herself close to Rosie and the blonde practically walks into the brunette girl and clinches her tightly until the official gets the two girls apart. Megan backs off and Rosie once again goes hunting for jabs, but this time she is a bit more successful, not extending herself unnecessarily, but that does stop Megan from getting in shots to the ribs before the bell rings. Fox smirking as she goes back to her corner, convincingly winning the round despite the obvious size disadvantage. Meanwhile, Huntington-Whiteley has to figure out how she’s going to go after the smaller girl.

Round 2:

Fox confidently gets out of the VIXENs corner while still keeping her distance to start the round. Huntington-Whiteley a bit more judicious in her jabs, keeping them crisper and leaving Fox less time to take advantage of her. Rosie feints left and Megan takes the bait only to take a right into the mouth and a bit of blood dribbles out from Megan’s upper lip. Fox quickly retreating but Huntington-Whiteley takes advantage of her longer legs to close the distance and tag Megan with another right. Megan retreats and Rosie follows only to find that the actress planted her feet and lands a shot on the blonde model’s chin, and RHW elects not to immediately pursue any further. Both girls take a few moments to circle before Megan looks to dip in close enough to get to Rosie and gets two punches to the ribs, but the Brit comes back with a left-right combo to the actress’ body before the bell rings. Rosie evens everything up in the second round.

Round 3:

Rosie and Megan don’t seem to be showing any signs of slowing down to start the third as the Brit charges out of the gates after her opponent, swinging with big rights and lefts, but her American counterpart reads the model like a book and jumps out of the way. Fox floats forwards like a butterfly and strings Huntington-Whiteley with a right to the chin that wobbles her replacement! RHW retreats on uncertain legs as Fox looks to corral her into the ropes and baits the blonde with a right before crashing a left into her ribs that sends Rosie the final few inches back into the ropes. Fox whips a right into Huntington-Whiteley’s midsection and the bigger girl groans, but she’s able to come back off the ropes with enough force to bounce back into Megan and force Fox to drop back. Megan quickly dekes Rosie with a head nod to the right and then goes left into the blonde’s body. Rosie’s right side is showing a bit of discoloration already from Fox’s offense, and by the bell, it’s clear that her right side is getting fairly tender.

Round 4:

Megan Fox jumps out of her corner, sensing that she may have her blonde opponent on her way out. Fox darting from left to right, even though she is giving up a lot of size in this fight, the veteran is leveraging her speed to get an advantage. The smaller brunette girl has free reign for the first minute, dropping rights and lefts into the bigger blonde’s body and ribs. Rosie noticeably protecting her right side and Megan starts to focus it – but Rosie catches Megan’s jaw with a straight and knocks the smaller girl backwards. RHW fakes high with her left, drawing Fox’s guard up, and the Brit plunges leather into her opponent’s body and Fox winces. Rosie may have one of the worst records in the FCBA, but when you have a five inch height advantage over your opponent and plenty of size, you can compensate for some deficiencies. Megan in full retreat as Rosie pursues her, launching off jabs that she knows leave her safely out of the actress’ reach as the bell rings. Huntington-Whiteley brings the round back in favor of herself as we near the halfway mark.

Round 5:

Both girls showing some signs of fatigue, but Fox is noticeably slower now than she was at the start of the fight, having to work overtime to deal with a much taller opponent. Rosie goes straight to her jab and quickly works Megan into a corner, laying into the smaller girl’s body as Fox covers up and scrambles to wrap Rosie up. RHW takes a step back to avoid the clinch and the veteran Fox seizes on the opening to smack Rosie in the chin. Huntington-Whiteley drops back again and Fox steps forwards – and gets rocked backwards by a right from Rosie that sends the American actress’ butt into the ropes! Fox really covering up now as Rosie focuses in on Megan’s ribs, working both sides of her body – until she goes for the tummy and lands a punch that forces Megan to groan. Ref’s watching carefully as Megan’s seemingly unable to come up with a response other than take a beating until the VIX girl wraps her arms around the free agent and holds on, at which point the bell rings. Rosie shoves Megan away and yells, “I thought you were so pissed I stole your job in that robot franchise. Well, I can see why – you just aren’t as good as I am.” Fox’s eyes light up and she charges at Rosie, but the ref gets in the way, so the American shouts, “I’M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT! EVERYONE WANTED ME BACK IN THAT FRANCHISE!” When all the dust settles and both girls are back in their respective corners, the judges decide that Rosie won the round by a shutout.

Round 6:

It looks like Rosie’s body shot the round before did a number on Megan as the actress winces as she steps out of her corner. Huntington-Whiteley senses her opponent’s weakness and charges at Fox by throwing a big right hook – that connects only with the air as Fox dodges! Megan may be hurting but she’s still fighting and absolutely snockered the Brit with that one. Fox drops a right into RHW’s ribs and Rosie drops back. Megan pounces, picks a right through Rosie’s guard, and presses closer to the Brit – but Huntington-Whiteley comes back with a left to Megan’s nose, stunning the actress. Rosie follows up with a right hook to Megan’s chin before plugging her left into Fox’s body as her arms go up to cover her face. Fox sharply inhales and her arms part just enough for Rosie to slam a right into Megan’s chin and DOWN GOES FOX! Blonde Rosie quickly runs to the corner and the ref starts to count over a dazed Megan. One. Two. Fox trying to roll herself onto her tummy. Three. Four. Megan succeeds in rolling over. Five. Six. Seven. Megan’s on all fours. Eight. Nine. Fox grimaces and presses with her arms – but she falls back down to the canvas as the ref counts ten! It’s over – your winner by KO6, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley!

After:

“I told you! I told you!” Rosie yells out, “Megan can’t box with me, that b*tch can’t hang with me, and she definitely wasn’t as popular as I was in Transformers.” Rosie keeps out touting her own horn, conveniently omitting the fact that she is a full five inches taller than her opponent and that the first Transformers movie had the best critical reception. It was a gutsy display by Megan Fox, fighting a girl much bigger than she is, but at the end of the day, she couldn’t beat Rosie.