JOEY KING VS NATALIE ALYN LIND

JMD Bout

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Joey: 20 YO, 5’4 (1.62 m), 32B, 1-0-0, 1 KO since 2019, Emilia’s Empresses

Natalie: 20 YO, 5’5 (1.65 m), 34C, 13-5-0, 13 KO since 2017, Foxfire Boxing

Before: “If you want to get into JMD, why not start with the biggest boob—er—boobs around,” Joey snickers. “So naturally I thought of Natalie. I admit she’s got fuller bra cups than me, but that just makes them a bigger target. I want to hammer her hooters until she’s begging for mercy. I really want to see that.”

Natalie looking annoyed: “Geez, the punks they let into the FCBA these days—she’s got one win and she thinks she’s Demi Rose or me! Especially with that unimpressive rack she’s got!”

“It won’t be so unimpressive when you’re face is buried in them and I’m smothering your lights out!” snapped Joey.

Natalie rolls her eyes: “It is amazing you can have such an ego with so little to back it up.”

“You’re just motivating me,” Joey assures her.

“No, you’re motivating me!” Natalie retorts.

“I can’t wait!” Joey declared. “I am going to make you suffer so much you’ll wake up screaming my name in your nightmares!”

“You are delusional, get back on your meds and pipe down,” Natalie sneered.

The two young women were now standing chest to chest in shorts (pink for Joey, red for Natalie) and stable logoed tee shirts. They bang their chests together and try to grind them together to establish superiority. It is at this point that FCBA Security rushes out (boos from the JMD-friendly crowd) and escort the seething Joey and Natalie away. Incident does make it to social media and creates added excitement to the coming bout.

Natalie coming to the ring in a red bra and panties with red gloves and boots. Blonde hair in a ponytail. Joey to the ring in black bra and panties with white gloves and boots (white laces). Her short brunette hair wetted down.

Natalie trying to intimidate Joey by jostling her, but Joey standing her ground until sharp words from the referee restore order. Natty and Joey settle down and get through the formalities, but when it’s time for the glove tap they slam their gloves together with a loud SMACK! Then walk to their corners with satisfied smirks on their face. Fans (especially JMD fans) buzzing with excitement. The bell rings.

R1: Joey and Natalie out of their corners quickly and clash at mid ring. Joey swinging faster lands the first blows to Natty’s rack as overhand right strikes home. Then a left to the boobs and Joey twists sideways to take Natalie’s jugg punch on the shoulder. Joey then swings back with a right to the jaw. Natalie staggered by that punch and then Joey rushes in with clipping rights ad lefts to the blonde’s chin. Natalie floundering backwards, gloves up around her head and Joey goes jugg with enthusiasm. Natty’s knockers get a thorough workover, but then Natalie strikes back with stiff jabs to Joey’s juggs. Joey drops back but then strikes with hooks to Natalie’s belly. Natalie bending forward and Joey now free to fire away with lefts and rights to Natalie’s overhanging hooters. Natalie retreating using her jab to hold Joey off, but Joey in pursuit until the bell. Joey wins opening round wide.

R2: Out they come and Joey tries to push in close, but Natalie cracks a right/left to the jaw to bring that to a stunned halt. Then Natalie goes after Joey’s rack with a vengeful fury. Joey has the air knocked out of her by this sustained attack on her chest and has to back away quickly to suck in badly needed air. Natalie trying to resume attack, but Joey slows her up with quick counters to the chin. Now Natalie and Joey circle each other until Natty’s darts forward and smites Joey to the belly with rapid hooks. Joey backing away, bent over and having her bra top pounded again by Natalie. Joey trying to fight Natalie off, but she is pushed back steadily to the bell. Natalie Alyn Lind takes the second round wide.

R3: The bell rings and Joey and Natalie come at each other. Natalie feints to Joey’s juggs, but actually goes to the belly with fresh hooks. Joey is hunched forward and now Natty can go after the King knockers. Joey grimacing as her breasts get another working over, but she fights back with counters into Natalie’s rack. Natalie adds a good right whacking uppercut to Joey’s chin that sends the brunette recoiling back. Natalie then goes for punches to either side of Joey’s head, but Joey able to circle away and fight back with the jab when Natalie closes back in. Natalie goes to the abs with another flurry of hooks and has a hunched up Joey backing away. Natalie seems to be trying to steer Joey onto the ropes, but Joey keeps slipping away before she can get close to the strands. Natalie in pursuit to the bell. NAL wins this round by a wide margin once again.

R4: Joey King fights back as the new round opens. She storms in close to Natalie and drives her punches into Nat’s breasts and stomach until she is backing NAL up. Natalie struggling to push Joey back under the furious bombardment she is enduring. Joey then adds a nice right uppercut to Natalie’s chin. Natalie falls back rapidly and gains some breathing space. When Joey closes in again, Natalie able to make a stand and pound Joey right back to the juggs and abs. Joey grimacing under these impacts, but digs her feet in to leverage her own body punches. Natalie slowly forced to give ground as Joey bangs her way forward. Very intense action finally centers on a vicious juggmugging exchange that has those young hooters really being worked over in their bra cups. Only the bell stops it. Joey and Natalie stumble back with pained looks on their sweaty faces and they have to breathe deeply before heading for their corners. Close round, but the judges give it to Joey King.

R5: Joey continues her aggressive tactics as R5 begins. She’s across the ring and into Natalie’s juggs with a fresh barrage of punches. Natalie has her hooters smashed back with straight rights and lefts, knocked from side to side by more rights and lefts and then uppercuts to the undersides of her bra cups. Natalie starts looking dazed by the mammary mauling as she tries to pull away. Joey not letting NAL go far and now adds some belly busting punches to her sustained torso torment of the Foxfire bantam. Natalie struggling to counter all these incoming punches, but finally she is able to stall Joey with payback jabs into Joey’s own rack. Joey obliged to try circling and swat at Natalie’s head. Natalie keeping pace with this and swatting back at Joey’s head. Round ends as Joey suddenly launches a fresh attack to Natalie’s knockers and forces her into retreat. Judges give the round to Joey King by a wide margin. Joey smiling big as she walks to her corner Natalie looking grim as she heads for her stool.

R6: Joey looking even more determined and eager as she hurries out of her corner at the bell, However Natalie Alyn Lind strikes first, catching Joey with a lunging right to the jaw and left to the chin. Joey suddenly in deep trouble as Natalie slams punch after punch into Joey’s jaw making it swivel from side to side. Joey staggering as Natalie then pounds the brunette with hooks to the belly and then another swatting right to the jaw. Joey is flung onto the ropes where Natalie then gives her a furious barrage of jugg punches that have Joey crying out in misery. Then a left/right uppercut combo to the chin AND JOEY KING CRASHES FORWARD ONTO HER FACE! Natalie Alyn Lind standing over the shattered Joey and snarling in triumph. Referee has to order Natalie to the neutral corner. Joey trying to take advantage of extra seconds to push herself up as referee counts, but all she can do is make to her knees. Her legs just won’t cooperate any further. Joey a picture of misery as she hears:

“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!”

THE WINNER NATALIE ALYN LIND DEFEATS JOEY KING KO6!

After: Natalie warmly congratulated by Foxfire JMD coach Dani Fishel as well as Hayden Panettiere and Sarah Carter. Natty has her eye on the opposing corner where Joey King has been assisted and now sits on her stool, white towel over her head arms wrapped around her throbbing chest. Natalie’s gloves her removed and she then crosses the ring to stand before Joey.

“On your feet!” Natalie commands. Joey looks up with a sullen expression on her tear and sweat tracked swollen face. Natalie will have none of this defiance. She grabs Joey by the hair and hoists her up, kicks the stool out of the way and then rams Joey back into the turnbuckle.

“Welcome to the Wonderful World of JMD,” hisses Natalie.

Joey then finds her face thrust into the steaming darkness of Natalie’s proud rack. Natalie has her arms wrapped around Joey’s head and is grinding her face against those breasts as though this takes the pain out of her own aching juggs. Joey struggles to escape the smothering terror of Natalie’s breast smother, but can only do this by yielding to the darkness that engulfs her conscious brain. Once Joey is limp against the turnbuckle, Natalie releases the headlock and Joey slides into a sitting position, her chi resting against her collar bone As a final touch, Natalie reaches down and removed Joey black bra and goes strolling back to her corner twirling to the delight of some (well, a lot actually) in the crowd.

“I don’t know if Joey will ever try a JMD bout again, but now she knows what it’s all about,” Natalie says later with a smirk.

Word of Emilia’s Empresses sources say Joey swears she’ll have her revenge on Natalie, but her future in JMD is not yet clear.

If you are an FCBA fan who likes Jugs of Mass Destruction bouts, this one saw two relatively young fighters giving it their all. Joey King and Natalie Alyn Lind showed the proper aggressiveness and attention to breast busting that JMD fans want in such fights. Natalie likely benefited from having more experience in the ring, but Joey stayed with her much of the way only to succumb in the 6th. Very entertaining if this is your type of FCBA fight and JMD fans hope that Joey King will try the genre again.