Kylie Jenner versus Alesha Dixon
(Results: Lookout!; Story: Knowlesey)

Alesha Dixon was withdrawn from FCBA due to her poor record, losing 24 of her 27 fights, and now, at 41 years old, she has accepted a challenge from 22 year old Kylie Jenner, who can certainly pack a punch, although she has mainly focussed on JMD fights so far, and Alesha doesn’t really have the build for that, although Kylie has promised, “I’m intending to suffocate this old b*tch after I’ve beaten her, just dunno whether to do it with my tits or my ass!”

Both girls are ready, Kylie in a yellow sports bra and matching knickers, Alesha in a bright blue corset and tights outfit to set the pulse racing.

Round 1

Kylie takes the fight to Alesha, but the older girl uses her height to make sure she lands her punches, Kylie coming up short, her attempted shots to the Brit’s face just not enough to stop her, and it’s maybe a surprise to find Alesha fighting with such confidence, bearing in mind the beatings she’s taken in recent years, showing the fans what she’s got left in the tank, and that seems to be plenty, as she almost effortlessly smacks Kylie’s face backwards again and again, the youngster just not learning any lessons as she comes forwards, naively headhunting a taller, vastly experienced fighter, who simply jabs her face hard every time she’s in range, Kylie already starting to pink up around her right eye and cheek because that’s where Alesha’s left jab keeps landing, the younger girl needing to change her tactics, maybe underestimating the older girl, who steps backwards, gives herself room, then bangs a left handed punch into Kylie’s midriff, the American grunting, but she blocks Alesha’s attempted follow up right hook, and the pair are in a clinch at the bell, Alesha looking pleased with herself.

Round 2

Alesha has a confident air about her, and she’s soon sending left jabs at Kylie’s face, the American moving side to side to stop the punches from landing, and now she’s showing some decent ring craft as she thuds two left hooks into Alesha’s midsection, no longer headhunting, realising her mistake in the opening round, and she’s now looking more to soften the older girl up, still takes a couple of punches to her face, but those are solid, punishing shots she’s landing on Alesha’s body, the Brit clearly hurt as she backs off, Kylie coming after her, but again she seems to think she can knock Alesha’s head off without weakening her first, and the older girl lands a pair of decent left jabs and a right cross in Kylie’s face, and whips a right hook into her body as well, pushing her backwards to the ropes, and she hits her again to her face, Kylie looking troubled, but then Alesha seems to overstretch herself and Kylie hits her to the midriff some more, bends Alesha over, and that sets the Brit up nicely for a left uppercut, and she gets one, Kylie’s left glove drilling upwards into Alesha’s face, sending her head up and backwards, and she’s looking vulnerable as she lolls against the ropes, only for the bell to rescue her just when it seemed Kylie was in prime position to cause real damage.

Round 3

Kylie looks good as the third round begins, and she’s carrying on the good work her new tactics started in the second, as she does her best to sap Alesha’s energy with a prolonged bout of body punching, the older girl stubbornly absorbing some really painful looking punches as Kylie hits her, ribs, midsection and rack, the Brit gasping and groaning, fans cheering Kylie on, but she gets carried away with the euphoria, tries Alesha out with another uppercut, but it misses, and the Brit fights back, thumps Kyle in the midriff whilst she’s off balance, then, as the younger girl wilts a little, she bangs a couple of smart punches into her face, prods her backwards to the ropes, then hits her to the ribs a few times, grinning as she tells her young opponent, “I can’t wait to sit on your face, you b*tch!” as she wills her to drop her guard, Kylie toughing it out, taking the bodyshots, and then she clinches, “I ain’t finished with you yet, you old tart!” before the referee parts the girls, Alesha landing a cheeky left hook on Kylie’s jaw on the break, the American giving her the death stare now, and she smashes a right hook into Alesha’s midsection, clearly hurting her with that punch as the Brit’s knees quiver, but the round’s over now, the girls snarling and pushing at each other as the fight becomes more hostile, Alesha surprisingly ahead on points.

Round 4

Alesha looks really positive, and she starts to swat at Kylie’s face with a left and right hook combination, goading her some more, “Don’t like it, do ya?” before she eyes up the girl’s body and punches her just under her ribcage with a rifling punch designed to hurt, and Kylie clinches again, “You c*nt, Dixon!” she snaps, and hits her hard to her body with a couple of short hooks, starting to rough the older girl up at close quarters, thudding punches into her body, then she hurts Alesha with a right and left uppercut, not full punches, but delivered with short backlifts at close range, the Brit’s head being lifted up violently, her hair flying, as Kylie releases the clinch, stands back and buries two, three, four punches into Alesha’s midsection, and the older girl’s doubled over now, Kylie scowling at her, “Yeah? You like that, b*tch?” as she presses Alesha backwards to her own corner, then she gives her some more punishment, crashing punches into her ribs, pummelling her tits, back to her midsection, Alesha wailing, the fans cheering, rising to Kylie as she bangs Alesha’s head sideways with a right hook, the round ending with the Brit slumped backwards over the ropes, blood seeping from her lips and nose, Kylie strutting to her corner, where she announces, “The b*tch is mine!”

Round 5

Kylie is bristling with aggression, and she’s in Alesha’s corner as soon as the bell rings, rifling left hooks into the older girl’s body, making her screech in pain, then she switches her attack, gives Alesha’s tits a few straight punches for a laugh, then sets about her, taking her time, first a left hook to Alesha’s jaw sends her head swiftly to the right, a shower of sweat and blood spraying ringside fans, then a right hook to her cheek snaps her head leftwards, a similar shower flaying in the opposite direction, a couple of sweet jabs just for good measure, then a crushing right hook finally puts Alesha on the floor, the lovely Brit trying to get up at first, then flops backwards to be counted out, arms spread wide, legs open, totally defeated.

Result: Kylie Jenner knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 5

The result may have been expected, but Alesha more than held her own against a brutal Kylie for about 3 and a half rounds. After that – she took one of the heaviest beatings handed out at a PPV in recent times.

And now Kylie wants to show Alesha who’s the boss, dragging her up by her hair, to parade her around the ring, kicking her backside a few times as she walks her, she then pulls Alesha backwards, arching her back until she falls, then, with a wiggle of her ass, Kylie sinks her butt down on top of Alesha’s face, sitting and writhing her hips until she’s sure the older babe has drifted off.