Bella Thorne – JMD Champion
(22, 5’8, 120 lbs, 30:10 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Jenny McCarthy – Challenger
(47, 5’7, 134 lbs, 65:60:1 FCBA, Sceej)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Bella Thorne walking into the press hall a little more subdued than usual. The current JMD champion is still holding onto the prized diamond-studded bra straps, but that recent loss to Evangeline Lilly still must have stung a ton.

"I honestly think tonight’s match is a mis-match, but Jenny has been so f*cking full of herself that I thought it'd be fun to give her this title shot, just to put her in her place. I mean, she was never that good to begin with, even in her prime, and now, what? She's f*cking 47 years old? I mean, come on… But if you WANT to be humiliated that badly, Jenny, I'll play along. I've already lost to one 40-year-old, so it’s sure as hell not gonna happen again - Jenny ain’t no Evangeline, so bring it, grandma!"

McCarthy the kind of star who sucks up all the oxygen in the room, both dazzling her biggest fans and making her strongest detractors want to strangle themselves. The Sceej superstar is already dressed in a Kelly-green bikini as she enters the room, her fit figure only hidden with a draped-over-the-shoulders shawl. The blonde quickly grabs hold of the microphone after sitting down.

"Look - this little girl's in trouble, okay? People are talking about this being my JMD debut? Hello... I made my bones fighting big-chested bimbos at the Playboy mansion! What the hell do you think happened there? Pillow fights? And yeah, you're thinking of exactly what I am: it also went down pretty darn hard on the losers! So the idea that Bella Thorne is gonna be any trouble for me? Pure fiction, boys! Bring your fanny-packs and get in for some baby powder-pumping action tonight!"

The challenger first to the ring, striding down the ramp to the sounds of Bobby Darrin's "Mac the Knife", accompanied by Scrubby McGee and the Enforcer, Big Bad Gena Lee Nolin. Even at 47-years-old, Jenny McCarthy ain’t losing many disrobe-face-offs, showing off that same bikini outfit: white shamrock on one cup, Playboy bunny-head on the other, blonde hair pulled back in a tight ponytail, complete with a set pair of white boots and gloves.

Bella's entrance ain’t rarely outdone, that's for sure, but the redhead Doll is all focused tonight as she makes her way down the ramp with barely any fanfare of her own, intending to let her fists do the talking. Bella Thorne dressed in her signature long purple/black tights and sports bra, smiling briefly for the cameras and fans before forced to surrender her diamond-crusted prize to the referee.

Jenny still clowning about during the referee's instructions, a never-ending stream of teases designed to get into Bella's head: "Nervous, kid? You SHOULD be!!!" which draws a stern warning from the ref to get serious. Thorne just sets her foe with the heaviest of stares, turning back to her corner without another wasted word.

Both women get into their fighting stances as the referee waves for this fight to begin! This here's for the JMD championship! HERE we go!

ROUND 1:
Bella will recall the sting of Evangeline's 40-year-old fists on her skin and this time’s no exception: the champ uses her speed to outrun Jenny early on, dodging some brazen charges in her direction before scoring back with jabs sent into the blonde's face. Bella’s agility is the Doll's biggest asset, if we say so ourselves, but it’s whether its use is effective in the opening round, with McCarthy intent on dominating with aggressive left-left-right-right tags to the champion's chest like there's no second or third or even tenth round between these two. Bella gets overwhelmed as a result, blasted across the arms with another combo that ends in a hook across, with Ms McCarthy not about to give up ground, especially with her first-title-in-forever now within her sights. The round ends with the Sceej star actually ahead in points, by our count, with Bella left winded and battered by the ropes, but still holding her own ground for now.

ROUND 2:
Perhaps it's Jenny's prerogative to end this fight as early as possible, with her lungs just not the same as before. She charges forward once more, shooting straight punches at Bella’s head, then mixing up her offense with heavier swings. Bella lets out a yelp on more than one occasion as the blows graze her arms and almost blow her off-course upon impact, but Thorne always manages to get out of range just before she can be bullied in close quarters. McCarthy definitely off to a promising start as she dictates the pace of action with more punches chasing after Thorne, but even her half-century-year-old body can't keep pace with the youthful champ forever. Thorne manages to sting back later on, jabs sent in from a distance as she returns fire in the last minute, surprisingly making up for lost points in quickfire fashion. McCarthy's blitzkrieg has its own shortcomings at the end of this round, as both ladies head back to corners on equal footing.

ROUND 3:
AND SUDDENLY IT'S ALL BELLA! Thorne reading the situation right and CHARGES the challenger at the smallest hint of weakness! Jenny left with a shout of surprise as Thorne wades in hard and fast, blasting combos aimed at her face and chest as the redhead shows us how much of a difference 20 years makes! Jenny groans, forced into a retreat pattern to protect her aging face from permanent damage but leaving the rest of her body and chest exposed to abuse. Perhaps all those botox treatments add up, huh? Thorne doesn’t care, treating the elderly with disrespect as she punts another hard hook into the McCarthy’s breasts, then lands another stiff hand straight to the middle of the nose. Jenny barely saved by the bell as she holds onto the top rope to keep herself afloat. Meanwhile, all that focus has paid off for Bella Thorne as she walks back to her corner with a stunning shutout round!

ROUND 4:
Thorne however regrets not putting her foe down back there and then. McCarthy with her usual antics of playing hit-and-run with the champ, seemingly comes in hot with another mad rush of punches only to circle out the other way before Thorne can reply with a counter. Bella absorbs punishment as a result - and a little more trouble than expected - as she covers her head but gets her chest tagged more than a couple of times from the sheer quantity. Jenny shows surprising stamina for a crow her age, moving fast each time Thorne tries to rush her in turn. Not a good sign that these two women's fortunes are getting reversed at such short notice - Jenny blocks and then moves out of the way of followup hook to the cheek, leaving Bella with little reward by the end of three minutes.

ROUND 5:
Slow round for both women as they reevaluate their respective gameplans: Jenny failed to overpower the champion early and Bella missed a moment back in the third to take down the smug blonde. Who knows what's gonna happen once we cross into the second half of this fight? Looks like the older woman’s ebbing and flowing with the tides, however, her spectacular round now followed by a steady beating backwards as Thorne pushes in with her own steady pounding. Thorne's great strength is her stamina in this contest, and she takes full advantage of Jenny’s heaving and panting chest to plant more leather into her jugs, put them out of their misery with each jiggle and jug-shot. McCarthy however is moving like an aging matriarch who refuses to go down, stuns the champion back late in the round with a sweeping right hook across the glams, owing to Bella’s obsessive nature with mauling her own chest. Round ends and both ladies end up cradling their respective assets, but there’s no doubt that Jenny’s prospects are fading fast in there.

ROUND 6:
Thorne still springing forward on her feet as she leads the charge once again - a steady stream of left-right-left pounding action upon Jenny’s guard, looking for that elusive knockdown and even better, those hidden targets behind. McCarthy groans as she’s withered backwards, each hard strike to her arms meaning she can’t retaliate with sufficient force. Thorne begins to realise she too can overwhelm the older woman with quantity as well as quality, and McCarthy only manages to stave off a second minute hook across the chin with a quick-thinking swing of her own in return, hoping to snag Bella unawares. But Thorne just too fresh to get caught, and Jenny only succeeds in keeping her at bay for a while. By the third minute, Bella’s right on her wrinkled ass again, more steady action as she pressures Jenny with punches to the body, all the way back into the ropes, the Doll using her right hand to do damage with each BLAST AWAY to the shocked blonde’s nostrils, then switching targets to Jenny’s rack as soon after, MCCARTHY GOES WILTERING DOWN!! Challenger simply collapses under all that pressure as Jenny’s back slides down the ropes and then she topples over onto her side, the sound of soft mewing into her battered arms as she cradles those even-more-tortured glams! Referee performs the required count but McCarthy ain’t moving an inch to recover! Ref hits the 10-count and WAVES for the bell! IT’S OVER!

Official Decision: Bella Thorne defeats Jenny McCarthy via KO6! Bella Thorne is STILL the JMD Champion!

AFTER:
Bella immediately lets out a grin, sticks out her tongue wide as rock music blasts her victory throughout the arena. The Doll wastes little time, sheds those straps as she makes her way over to where Jenny McCarthy is still lying sprawled against the ropes.

The Sceej superstar looks like she just ran into a brick wall, pooled tired on her haunches and her dishevelled head lolling back against the middle rope in a drunken stupor. McCarthy surprisingly silent even when Thorne takes a handful of her dirty blonde hair, and she’s dragged clear across the ring towards Bella’s corner. Jenny no choice but to slide along the canvas, soft groans from her lips as she’s lifted to her feet and pushed back-first against the corner post, as the champion climbs the second rope and sticks out her tongue before locking in her patented Jug Smother on the much older woman.
The crowd in the arena is clearly enjoying the spectacle judging by the amount of noise and Thorne has her arms locked tight over the back of Jenny’s head, enjoying the blonde’s strength seep from her withered body. Cameras capture Jenny squirming in the embrace, fingers pulling desperately at Bella’s biceps, but the Doll is able to keep the blonde where she wants her and soon the oxygen deprivation does its part as the blonde goes completely limp in Bella’s arms.

Thorne ends the torture with another stuck out tongue and a smile, roars back to her fans as she finally dismounts the second turnbuckle, allows McCarthy to slump to the mat and rest at her feet.

With arms raised and her many fans cheering her on, Bella takes a victory lap around the ring before making her way out, still laughing and making jokes at Jenny’s expense as she stops to speak to reporters by ring-side:
“I really enjoyed that one…come on, if you watched the fight you know I was never in any danger…I was toying with her in there! She should really just stick to cougar fights, I’m sure she can kick some serious ass there…but against girls like me…? OK, let’s be real…there ARE no girls like me! I’m one of a f*cking kind!” the JMD champion giggles, moving her sweaty body to the rhythm of the music in a sexy dance in front of the cameras before finally making her way backstage.
Who will be next for Bella? I guess we’ll have to wait and see, but the Dollhouse star has made a statement tonight after losing her Bantam title last month – she’s here to stay and her JMD title is not going anywhere soon!