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And now a fight between two classical musicians, as the gorgeous Myleene Klass takes on everybody’s favourite soprano, Katherine Jenkins, the beautiful Welsh girl who has melted the hearts of a nation, but it has become clear that they really don’t like each other, with Myleene calling Katherine “All teeth and tits” and “former junkie” whilst Katherine has called Myleene “an opportunist slut”.

So an apartment boxing match seems an ideal way for the pair to decide who is the boss, and tonight they meet to decide just that, as we join the announcer who has both girls ready in the fighting apartment.

"Tonight, Apartment Lingerie Boxing Association proudly presents you a clash of two classical musicians who have neither love nor respect for each other, so please give them both a hearty welcome as they fight it out tonight, with the winner needing to knock out her opponent, or make her beg for mercy! And so, in the red corner, from Norwich, please welcome the Classic FMs superstar, Myleene Klass!" Myleene grins her arrogant grin as she steps out of her robe and fightfans cheer as she reveals herself in a black bra, panties and holdup stockings and black gloves, and she grabs the microphone to taunt Katherine, “This is gonna be over nice and quick, you tramp! And then, I’m gonna introduce your tongue to my pussy!” Fans mostly jeer, but she doesn’t look like she’s joking.

The announcer blows out his cheeks, and continues, "And in the blue corner, her opponent tonight, from Neath in South Wales, the massively successful recording artiste, Katherine Jenkins! The Welsh babe drops her robe, and shows off her body, clad in a lacy pink and black bra, knickers and black stockings with pink gloves, and she snaps back at Myleene, “That chipmunk face of yours is likely to end up between my tits, bitch!”

The girls kick their shoes off and the referee tells them the rules as they continue to give each other death stares, and then he sends them back to their corners, ready for the bell.

As soon as the bell rings, Myleene’s at Katherine, cracking her right glove into the pretty blonde’s face, with Katherine grunting as she gets knocked around, but she stands and trades punches, hitting Myleene strongly with a left cross to her mouth, then a right jab to her cheek, although Myleene seems to have a plan to sap the Welsh babe’s strength, immediately countering with big punches to Katherine’s midriff, those black gloves smacking into her beautiful bare midriff, the blonde grunting and gasping, trying to fight back though, and throwing a nice right hook at the side of Myleene’s head, Myleene briefly stalling there, and Katherine spots that, and hits her again, this time with a left to her face, but Myleene takes the punch and gives Katherine some back, her gloves slapping into the blonde’s face, her cheeks reddening, and she’s looking vulnerable as she drifts backwards, trapped against the wall, Myleene enjoying herself as she bats Katherine’s head from side to side, the bell saving her from any further punishment, and Myleene snarls at her, “You’ll eat my cunt, you bitch!”

Between rounds, poor Katherine’s needing attention to her eyes, both of which seem to be closing, whilst Myleene’s almost unmarked, her manager slipping his hand inside her knickers, gently fingering her to make sure she’s aroused and ready to carry on beating Katherine.

And off we go again, an excited Myleene immediately thudding punches into Katherine’s face, the blonde , knocked backwards, trying not to get trapped against the wall again, whilst Myleene rips punches into her body, savage straight ones to her gut, then a couple to that lovely cushioned rack, Katherine squealing, and Myleene whacks her with another right hook to her jaw, and floors her, the blonde spread across the carpeted floor, getting up at a slow count of 8, standing as tall as she can, before Myleene does her again, splatting her to her face with a left, then a right, another left, then another right, and back down she goes, grovelling about on all fours, peering up at Myleene through swollen eyes, but up at 8 again, swaying and uncertain as Myleene gets up in front of her, and thumps her nice and hard in the belly, “Had enough, you bitch?” to which Katherine responds with a gurgling gasp, “Finish me off! I’m done!” and the brunette laughs and hits her a few more times to her ribs, then prods her backwards to the wall, holds her steady with the heel of her left hand on her shoulder, Katherine dizzy, her mouth dropping open, as Myleene slams her right gloved fist into that poor face, once, twice, three times, busting her nose, the watching her slide, senseless and beaten to the floor, where she gives her lifeless body a kick to send her on her way.

Spiralling away, Myleene celebrates her victory, her fans showering her with champagne, as she waits for Katherine to be brought back to the land of the living, enjoying the attentions of her manager, who slips his hand back down inside her knickers, playing with her until the blonde’s ready to pay her respects, and now Myleene stands in the middle of the room, and makes Katherine pull her knickers down with her teeth before opening her legs, and the kneeling Welsh babe does the business, kissing and licking Myleene until she loses her juices, before sitting on Katherine’s face to smother her out.