The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Lili Reinhart, Kat Dennings, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Gemma Arterton, Taylor Hill, Billie Eilish Jewel, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Odds and Ends and Hayley Orrantia. We appreciate their agreein' ta come here for the fight against Lili. They've been our guests before, and we hope to have them bacak again, soon. Our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Gemma. She looked very good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Gems is a former champ. She's as good as any lightweight in the FCBA. She looks very, very good almost every time she's in the ring. We're hopin' this is a big year for her, and tonight's effort certainly won't hurt the chances of that happenin' Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk flyweights. Billie's worked a lot since she got here..."

Man In The Hat: "She has. We've had some opportunities with her, and we took 'em. We'll likely back down a step or so now, give her some time to rest and process. But, I'm very, very pleased with what I've seen so far. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had three bantams on the card tonight, but, Lili had the toughest opposition, which seems to be becoming a pattern..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "We DID have three bantams, and all of 'em did good things tonight. Kat continues to show she's as good as any bantam in the FCBA. Sophie's not just a JMD fighter. She's got the tools to be a contender at the weight. As for Lili, she's been in tough several times of late. And, she keeps showing she can handle it. We think she's about to take a step. Maybe she already has. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Taylor Hill has been on a roll since moving to lightweight full time. Is she another girl, along with Gemma and Katy, that you can push at the titles this year?"

Man In The Hat: "I think she absolutely is. Obviously, there are plenty of contenders at lightweight, not just here at Front Street, but all over the FCBA. That bein' said, I think Taylor's shown she can compete with top-level girls. We have some things in the works for 'The Face' at the moment. If that all works out? Who knows? Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"