Queen Vic set

Tilly Keeper and Shona McGarty shooting a simple bar scene,as characters Whitney Dean and Louise Mitchell.

And action:

Whitney: "What do you want?"

Louise: "A bacardi and coke,and Oh! what the hell" faltered Tilly.

CUT! rang out from the director.

"Now! Tilly it's a simple line,can we get this take rapped before lunch".

And action:

Whitney: "Your order please"

Louise: "A bacardi and coke and a pint of lager,OH! S**T!" cursed the blonde.

Now out of character Shona losing patience.

"FOR f**ks sake,Tilly,i know you're a dumb blonde but surely even you can read a simple line"

And rolling her eyes an annoyed Shona drenched the stunned Tilly,with a well aimed throw of the drink she'd just pulled.

"AHHHHH!" shrieked the sodden Tilly,her first instinct to claw for Shona's flame red hair,Shona replied in kind and both actresses tugged on the other's locks.

Shona slowly gaining the upper hand as her longer nails dug deeper into Tilly's blond roots,the heavier brunette stepping out from behind the bar and marching the younger blonde towards the door.

But Tilly not going quietly and she fought tooth and nail.

"ska**,""bytch","tart","amateur," the insults rung to and fro as both grow more intense.

"WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS" a roaring voice boomed across the pub.

Suddenly the grappling ceases and both turn to spy Kellie Bright who portrays Linda Carter in the show.

"Well! demand's the blonde" stepping between the warring girls.

"She started it" begun Tilly,"It's not my fault your a s**t actress"replied Shona.

"ALL RIGHT! i don't care who started it,if you want to behave like a pair of fishwives fine,you can go to the cellar and settle this OK!". commands Kellie
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Tilly and Shona looked sheepishly at each other,but neither wanted to be seen to back down in public so grudgingly agreed.

"RIGHT"! barked Kellie "jewellery" and both girls discarded any jewellery they were wearing including earrings.

Neither girl was really dressed for a catfight,as both removed their warm winter jumpers.

Tilly revealed a plain short-sleeved blue t-shirt and blue denim skirt,she kicked her loafers from her feet also.

Shona observed with keen blue eyes before kicking her own footwear away,the brunette clad in a knee-length red number,with a high neckline.

They leisurely made their way downwards under Kellie's watchful gaze.

Bets being taken amongst the Queen Vic regulars,Steve Mcfadden with typical bravado putting a monkey on his girl Tilly.

Jessie Wallace not to be outdone matched him in support of Shona.

(Meanwhile in the cellar)

Kellie's heels clanked against the hard stone floor as she vacated the arena.

RIGHT! i'm locking the door now" warned Kellie "i'll wait outside for the winner,remember anything goes" winked Kellie and the petite blonde shut the door and turned the key.

Now alone they get down to it and Tilly plants a right into Shona's stomach,Shona ripostes by backing Tilly against the wall and hammering a succession of knees into her belly,

Tilly remembering this is a NHB contest rakes her sharp nails down Shona's cheeks,Shona tackles her and they tumble to the floor,biting and scratching as both wrestled for the upper hand,first Tilly and then Shona mounted the other their skirts flying.

After a few minutes grappling Tilly emerged atop,the smiling blonde staring down into Shona's eyes,as she savoured the moment.

"Not so cocky now are you red HUH!".

And Tilly cocked her fist to deliver the KO blow.

Suddenly her cute face creased in pain and she groaned as her hands clutched her aching guts.

Which Whitney's knee had just slammed into viciously.

The brunette repeated the process and Tilly lost her leverage as the heavier Shona shrugged off the Blonde.

And Shona's knuckles smacked into Tilly's right eye socket,adding to the blonde's woes.

Who now lay on her side clutching her sickly stomach.

A smiling Shona mounted a fading Tilly and wrapped her strong thighs tightly around Tilly's aching chest and squeezed.

Despite the blonde's desperate bucking she couldn't unseat the heavier brunette,all her struggles achieved was to hike her own skirt further up her hips as Tilly slowly succumbed to this abuse and her face became bluer by the second as she passed out.

Shona released her unconscious victim and Tilly flopped to the hard stone ground her green eyes staring vacantly upwards.

Shona wary of her co-star playing possum,she raised the blonde's arms,and they limply fell to the floor.

Tilly was in dreamland.

A contented Shona dismounted her victim and took a deep gasp of air.

And she winced at her own injuries which though superficial still hurt.

Smoothing her own clothing down,she observed the sorry specimen laid at her feet.

Tilly's normal radiant features where now coated in cuts and a large bruise was forming under her half closed right eye,

Then quickly turned her attention to a helpless Tilly.

A beaming Shona quickly upturning the flaccid blonde,and casually unzipping her denim skirt,Shona then pulling Tilly's t-shirt over her famed blonde tresses.

The redhead nonchalantly flung these items into the corner. 

Leaving the blonde bombshell in just her bra and panties.

Shona then wiped her sweaty palms on her dress.

Uncorking a bottle of wine Shona swigged some of the contents,and smiling at an unmoving Tilly poured the remaining liquid over the slumbering girl.

Tilly slowly stirred from her brief nap,shivering as the cold air nipped her bare skin.

The blonde coughing and spluttering as she gradually regained her senses.

"Hello goldilocks" greeted Shona "time for your audience".

Kellie by now upon hearing the action slow to a halt had unlocked the door.

And Shona yanked the wriggling blonde to her feet,Tilly tried to resist but Shona wrenched her right arm painfully behind her back and made her beaten foe crawl up the staircase.

Shona scraping Tilly's bare knees during the journey,the wicked redhead also kept a firm grip of Tilly's sweaty golden locks,just in case Tilly got ideas about fighting back.

But a tear-strewn Tilly had no such illusions,the powerful brunette far to strong for her to handle.

Jaws dropped as the pair appeared to the crowded pub,especially Steve's when he witnessed his on-screen daughter fighting to hold back the waterworks.

Shona had one final insult to add to Tilly's injury,she opened the famous Vic doors and delivered the square's most famous line.

"'Get outta my pub!"before throwing a scantily clad Tilly into the street.

A fuming Steve begrudgingly handing a smiling Jessie a wad of £50 notes.

"Bet she won't forget her lines again in a hurry" Lacey Turner remarked caustically.