Arianny Celeste vs Rhian Sugden
(BBU Independent vs PageThrees)
(0-1 vs 2-10, 2 KO)
JMD Value: 34D (Enhanced) vs 32E (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Arianny Celeste's otherwise busy promotional schedule prevents her from focusing on celebrity boxing full-time but she's finally ready to go here in the Cardiff Arena tonight. The American ring girl featured on the latest UFC card back in Calgary and PageThrees' Rhian Sugden hopes jetlag will seriously affect the brunette's performance. The blonde Lancashire glamour model forfeited a chance to star on the recent P3 Invitational card and her coach Samantha Fox believes the risk is worth the gamble especially given Celeste's high-profile. Moreover the Las Vegas native hasn't exactly set the world on fire losing on her BBU debut to fellow ring girl Carly Baker almost two years ago. On the other hand Sugden struggles for meaningful results herself and even BBU TV's Georgie Thompson doesn't think it's all down to bad match-making.

Arianny Celeste wears her black white-trimmed UFC ring girl costume and red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Rhian Sugden wears an orange bikini set and silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Sugden flies in with the early punches and tries to squeeze the brunette's breasts out of her micro top but eats a wicked blast on the jaw as the American quickly assumes control even though she lands several shots above the cleavage line. Ugh! Coach Sam Fox doesn't like it at all but the high-tempo assault seems to keep the ref away from taking any sort of action and Rhian becomes the true victim of this relentless pounding. Arianny rattles her rack from both flanks repeatedly and reels her onto the ropes where the blonde model struggles to embrace it and simply bellows out behind a high earmuff with Celeste switching downstairs to further boost her challenge. She drills the blonde's navel before a quick uppercut series makes Sugden groan in pain, she misses a desperate response and gets WHACKED with a nasty left hook on the jaw which half-spins her against the turnbuckle; Celeste delivers a painful shot to the kidneys and the bell halts the action before the ref can do something about this dirty move while the Cardiff audience quickly turns against the American guest here.

Round 2:
Rhian jumps into another quick start but gets simply outworked in close range and eats a nasty uppercut series that wobbles her forward; Arianny takes full advantage of this lack of punching resistance and settles down with more uptempo uppercuts that prove to be too much for the English model to handle. Ugh! Rhian clips the brunette's boobs in a weak slugging effort before one of these laser hooks tags her on the jaw again and sends into an instant tail-spin. She drops butt-in-ropes when Celeste picks her off in a classic point-blank range fashion and keeps her foot on the uppercut gas to slump the blonde into more aching disarray. Ugh! This is going from bad to worse for the P3 camp and Sugden gets pinned into the corner thereafter with Arianny working her assault on speed dial to earn more angry response from the Welsh audience when the embattled opponent finally clinches her to run out the clock. However Arianny displays that big smile on her face regardless and Georgie Thompson reckons we might see a lot of that if Sam Fox doesn't find a way to reboot Rhian's half-hearted execution soon.

Round 3:
Arianny keeps raining on the PageThees parade early in the third as she tackles the blonde's boobs with another quick rally however it seems like Rhian has had enough of this and whacks her foe on the chin to wipe that cheeky smile off her face before drilling her liver area in somewhat unexpected fashion. She flies in with an uppercut double shortly afterwards and suddenly Celeste loses her footing which allows the English babe to stun her with another vicious hook on the chin! Uh-oh! So much for keeping it strictly JMD but the Cardiff audience supports Sugden's revival and who can blame them? Arianny tries to regain her rhythm but gets picked off from both flanks and her UFC micro top takes a pounding that reels her onto the ropes as she just can't escape the pressure. Meanwhile Rhian gets all vocal in her pursuit and lands more crisp shots to keep Celeste under wraps before a quick hook on the liver makes the American tourist moan her loudest of the night. Sugden silences her with another hook on the jaw right when the bell rings and the brunette doesn't like it but referee ignores her pleas for an official warning!

Round 4:
Both girls tear into each other from the bell and while Arianny lifts the blonde's rack from the south, she gets whacked across the liver area and drops into a jaw-clipping uppercut that bounces off her chest first. Rhian pounces on her opportunity when she bumps the brunette off and beats her for an overhand strike that finds the jaw again to stun Celeste in her tracks. The crowd roars in delight when a quick uppercut rally punishes the American's rack and Arianny simply can't find her balance as she eats punches like skittles in the center of the ring. Sugden leans on her and lays it all in to sink the UFC ring girl into spasms before she finally drops back to the ropes. Rhian yells out when she misses the initial connection but then drops a bomb on the brunette's enhanced mounds and stuffs her with a bullseye follow up on the solar plexus. Ugh! Celeste bellows out against the ropes with a whimper and Sugden can ask her which way is the exit door. She hammers in a left hook that spins the American sideways before a right hook catches the other cup AND SENDS CELESTE TUMBLING TO THE CANVAS!!! Coach Sam Fox is ready to explode here and the downed tourist takes it all the way to eight before getting up. She doesn't look extremely confident here and Rhian vows to smash her to pieces next but the clock works against the P3 chances and Arianny escapes the punishment when she clinches the blonde into a lenghty stalemate which earns her more jeers from the audience.

Round 5:
Rhian's up early for the next round and glues her mitts into the brunette's cleavage as Arianny looks a little spooked following that knockdown. She tries to brawl herself back into contention but Sugden's confidence allows her to smack some proper juice straight up the middle and lift Celeste's mounds repeatedly during the opening tangle. There's not much footwork to be seen from the UFC tourist either and it's money time for the P3 faitful as Sudgen barks whenever she delivers an uppercut on target to render her opponent immobile in the center of the ring. Arianny squeals as she begins to misfire on her response before Sugden sucks more air out of her lungs with another direct hit on the solar plexus. Ugh! The American bends forward but fails to lock a clinch this time and eats another powerful uppercut that follows through on her chin and Sugden lets it rip when she whacks a right hook on the money and Celeste loses her balance alltogether. SHE CRASHES DOWN ONTO HER KNEES with another loud spasm and remains down on all fours when the count reaches eight... the ref waves it off and it's a bit of an upset here with KO5 Rhian Sugden!!!

AFTER: That's what the PageThrees entourage needed and it's been a long time since we've seen Rhian victorious in BBU! She briefly disappears in Samantha Fox's embrace before turning back and forcing Arianny to remove her UFC top and hand it over as battle trophy. The ring girl is more upset rather than ashamed of her topless attire but still gets paraded around the area before Rhian knocks her down onto her knees and orders her to lick her kneecaps. Arianny obeys to this protocol and the gets pinned on her back with Rhian pressing her knees against the brunette's tits and crashing down on her with a lenghty breast smother afterwards.

"I always disliked these cheap Latin bimbos who are basically glorified pornstars!", Rhian tells Georgie Thompson while carrying the UFC top on her shoulder, "I have no idea how she got that MMA job but she must have sucked some many dicks it's up there with the Guiness records! (laughs). I mean, we get the questionable press here in the UK but Page Three is still pure class (giggles) compared to what Arianny and her slut frats do over in America! And she can't even take a proper punch so I wonder if these MMA guys simply f### their brains out at every UFC event?"

Final result: Rhian Sugden def. Arianny Celeste KO5.