O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap May with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "We'll get started in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Zara Larsson coming to Philly for the first time for a bout against Meg Donnelly!"

Tess: "Next is bantamweight action with the Asylum debut of Rita Ora against Lili Reinhart!"

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, we'll be subjected to a catchweight bout next with tomato can Jessie J against overrated Katy Perry!"

Tess: "Then, it's back to flyweight for a battle of young singers as Noah Cyrus debuts at Asylum against Billie Eilish!"

McCarthy: "And then we have to watch MORE catchweight action with Iggy Azalea fighting that FRAUD Kennedy McMann who is NOT 'Mac The Knife'!"

Cassie: "And, we'll wrap back at flyweight for a rematch between Lady Gaga and Ariel Winter, this time in JMD!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, two weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A Musical Night At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"