Kate Upton versus Taylor Swift (Queen of the Ice Hotel)

Results: Lookout
Words: Fates

Kate Upton: 28 years old, 5’10”, 72-21 since 2011, Lookout Boxing
Taylor Swift: 30 years old, 5’11”, 46-21 since 2009, Fates Boxing, Queen of the Ice Hotel

Tonight’s Ice Hotel bout not only brings winter to the summer months of the northern hemisphere, but also what has developed into one of the fiercest rivalries in the FCBA. Kate Upton and Taylor Swift, both women laying claim to the title of Alpha Blonde, have engaged in a trio of vicious bouts so far. In December of 2019, at her birthday bash, Taylor Swift knocked out Kate Upton after ten rounds of fighting. On Valentine’s Day earlier this year, Upton got her revenge, taking down the singer in six rounds and then humiliated Swift after the fight. Last month, the two girls met yet again, this time on Upton’s birthday, and Kate took Taylor down by TKO7 and again proceeded to humiliate Swift, demanding a shot at the Ice Hotel. Well, tonight, Kate gets her wish. Upton’s last time challenging for the title of Queen of the Ice Hotel was in 2013 against Adriana Lima, losing in a UD11, and the model is looking to win one the few titles she hasn’t won yet.

Meanwhile, Taylor Swift has defended her title of Queen of the Ice Hotel twice after dethroning Alexis Ren last October in the VIX-Fates Stable War. In February, Taylor took down Eiza Gonzalez in ten rounds and then in April, Swift beat Blake Lively in nine. And while Swift has set the record for consecutive lightweight title defenses, she’s nevertheless run into her first tougher time while at Fates. In March, Swift lost the lightweight title to her stablemate, Emily DiDonato. Then last month, not only did Swift lose to Upton, but she also lost to Alexis Ren in a bid to reclaim the lightweight title, and in the process, lost her first consecutive matches while at Fates. Tonight, she is looking to put a stop to her skid and avoid losing three straight fights, not to mention three straight against Upton.

Kate Upton addresses the press outside the Lookout facility before making her way to the Ice Hotel. “In case you haven’t noticed, Taylor’s done. She had a flash in the pan last year with Fates. Now she’s lost what? Three times this year, including to Emily DiDonato, which should be an automatic disqualification from being considered an elite fighter. Tonight, I’m going to make it three straight against her and make sure everyone knows that I am the alpha blonde of the FCBA when I add another reign.”

Taylor Swift meanwhile keeps her statement short as she exits the Fates facility, “I know she’s gotten two straight wins against me. But that streak stops tonight when I lay her out cold. Colder than the Ice Hotel itself. And then I’m going to humiliate her and get payback for our last two fights. I’ve come up with a special little post-match humiliation move called Swift Heaven and I’m so looking forward to using it on Kate tonight. And once I’m done with her, nobody in the FCBA is going to want to mess with me.”

As Upton arrives to the famed Ice Hotel, the sun is setting, giving the night sky a bright orange hue that quickly bleeds to red. Kate steps out of the vehicle, her breath visible in the evening chill, and the model walks in through the infamous revolving door through which girls have been ejected through after losing the fight and Upton enters the main hall. The ring is laid out in the center of the hall, the ceilings towering above the ring thanks to impressive supporting pillars. In the back, a spiral staircase leads up into the second level. Kate steps onto the apron and swings herself into the ring and removes her robe to reveal a white sports bra with matching gloves and black trunks, the model’s hair up in a bun for the fight. Kate paces around the ring as the attendants get ready for Taylor Swift.


The throbbing bass of “Ready for It” blares over the speakers and the attention of everyone shifts to the staircase. Swift seemingly glides down the staircase, the robe flowing behind her as she shoots daggers right at Upton, who merely just glares back at the reigning Queen of the Ice Hotel. Taylor steps into the ring and takes off her own robe to reveal a dark blue sports bra with matching gloves as well as trunks that have the word “Queen” embroidered in gold onto the back, the singer’s hair up in a bun as well for the fight.

Both girls get in the other’s face before the fight, with Kate saying, “Just because you write ‘queen’ on your rear doesn’t mean you are one. Especially when you’re going to be on your ass when I’m done with you!”

“We’ll see what you’re saying when you’re between my legs begging for mercy,” Taylor retorts.

The referee doesn’t even both giving final instructions or asking the girls to touch gloves as they already have their gloves up in a fighting stance, and he simply just calls for the fight to start!


Round 1:
The bell rings and both Kate and Taylor charge at each other. After three fights, plenty of bad blood, and the title of alpha blonde of the FCBA on the line as well as Queen of the Ice Hotel, nobody should be surprised that these girls aren’t wasting any time. Swift defaults to her ranged game and forces Upton back early, blonde singer getting to the model’s chin early and then going for Kate’s famous jugs once Kate covers up and drops back. Taylor uses her famous mile long legs to chase after the model, splitting Kate’s guard with a right punch that gets to Kate’s mouth. The busty blonde model plants her feet and comes back with a right of her own to Taylor’s head before following up with a thumping left to Swift’s ribs as the two girls get in close to each other. Taylor and Kate snarl as they trade short blows to the other blonde’s body until Taylor finds a solid blow to Kate’s midriff and the model wraps her arms around the singer, forcing a break. Once the ref lets the action resume, Kate scores a cheeky left early on, but Taylor works her way back with two good jabs and the model drops backwards. The bell rings and the two girls stare at each other and have to be sent to their corners by the referee. Taylor edges out the first round on points, close.

Round 2:
Blonde beauties are quick out of their corners to start the second round, with Taylor jumping out to an early lead as the pop queen works her jab, popping Kate in her mouth. The busty model has to retreat early for the second straight round and Taylor uses her reach to go after Kate, though this time her blows land in the model’s guard far more than with her body and face. Upton shimmies to her right and dekes her head back left. Swift bites and launches a vicious straight right at Upton’s head, but Kate nonchalantly bobs her head out of the way and clobbers Taylor’s head with a right, knocking the singer backwards. Upton pounces as Swift covers up and the model goes right for Taylor’s body, digging punishing rights and lefts into Taylor’s ribs and rack, much to the singer’s displeasure. Kate stringing together her blows, slowly working Taylor around the ring until Swift connects with another jab, knocking Upton’s head backwards. The two girls then start circling each other as the final seconds lapse and the round comes to an end, this time in favor of Kate Upton, close.

Round 3:
The blondes dial the pace back as they start the third round by circling each other, each looking for an opening to punish her opponent. The girls trade blows off of each other’s guards for the first minute until Swift splits Upton’s guard with a straight right punch and knocks the model just below her right eye. Kate lashes back out with a left that glances off of Taylor’s chin but nothing more as the singer drives two quick punches into Kate’s mouth while her hand is still out from the punch. Upton moving backwards with a deceptive amount of speed for a girl her size as now Swift is on the chase – but this time, the singer isn’t looking to go through Kate’s guard. TayTay works Kate’s ribs, steadily working Kate backwards and into the ropes. Upton snarling as she feels her back pressed into the ropes as Swift starts to pound the model’s famous jugs. Kate throws her arms around Taylor and the two girls struggle until Upton throws Swift off of her, earning herself a quick word from the referee. The official backs off and the two girls chase after each other again, with Upton landing responses to Swift’s blows. Taylor disengages, not wanting to outstay her welcome, and the bell rings. The two girls go back to their corners, with Taylor retaking the lead.

Round 4:
The blonde beauties’ bodies’ glisten with sweat as they start the fourth round, but while Swift won the prior round, it’s Upton going after her opponent early. Taylor yielding ground as Kate chases her around the ring before zinging a right jab into Kate’s mouth, busting the blonde model’s upper lip and a trickle of blood drips out. Swift smirks and follows up with a left to Kate’s nose and Upton swings wildly with a right and she nails Taylor’s jaw and the pop princess’ jaw hangs down, her eyes wide! A smirk now creeps across Kate’s face as the model clocks the singer with a right uppercut that nearly drops Swift, and on comes Kate! Upton thumping Swift’s body, driving vicious rights and lefts into Taylor’s ribs and her breasts, making her rack bounce as Taylor’s counterpunches don’t do enough to stop Kate from working her into the ropes. Swift quick on the clinch, wrapping her arms around Upton and holding on until the referee goes for the break. The two girls separate and Taylor gets in two cheeky jabs early, but Kate comes back with a right jab of her own – she isn’t that much shorter than Taylor and stands at 5’10” – that forces Taylor on the defensive. Upton chases Swift around the ring again, but her pursuit is fruitless and the bell rings. Kate coolly stares down Taylor after the round ends, both blonde girls’ breath visible in the frigid confines of the Ice Hotel. The referee gets between the two girls and sends them to their corners, and the judges confer and determine that it was Kate’s round, wide.

Round 5:
Coming up on the halfway point and neither girl has let the other hold an advantage for long. The fifth starts out with both girls circling each other, trading jabs as Upton works around Swift’s reach advantage with some cheeky footwork and speed, clearly tagging Taylor’s chin twice while the singer can only get one clear shot back in response. Kate slowly gaining the upper hand as the second minute starts, pumping her fists into Taylor’s ribs and working Taylor backwards. Swift plants her feet as she feels the pressure of the ropes on her back and slips a right into Kate’s left breast. Upton grimaces as Swift slides to her left and tags Upton’s other tit before firing a right to Kate’s face, just below the model’s left eye. Busty Upton drops back as now Swift is getting more control, though the challenger isn’t letting Taylor have free reign. Each punch from Taylor starts getting a response from Kate until the two girls are just trading blows in the center of the ring AND THE BELL DINGS AND THE GIRLS AREN’T STOPPING! Referee jumping in between the two snarling girls, their breath visible in the frigid air and the two start screaming at each other as they’re forced apart.

“You b*tch!” Upton screams at Swift.

“You were the one still going, idiot!” Taylor yells back, and the two girls start yelling at each other and it’s impossible to tell who’s calling who what. The referee finally bellows “ENOUGH!” and gets the two girls to somehow return to their corners. When this fight is over, this ref is going to need a raise. Once the dust settles, the round is determined to be a tie – and we are all tied up after five rounds in a close fight for the title of Queen of the Ice Hotel.

Round 6:
The fight enters its back half, but given the way these two girls still are quick to get out of their corners to beat the other blonde girl for the title, you wouldn’t know it. Both Taylor and Kate bound out of their corners and exchange in a flurry of blows to start the round, with Taylor getting the upper hand early with a rocket of a right that snaps Kate’s head backwards. Upton goes for the counterpunch but she can barely even hit Swift’s ear as the leggy singer dodges the worst of the blow. Swift drives a solid right that sticks Upton in her ribs. Kate dropping back but putting up a fight as Taylor churns out the punches until the singer strings one, two, three, four punches together and leaves herself body exposed. Kate pounces and pops the singer in her jaw, stopping Taylor for just a fraction of a second, and a fraction of a second is all Kate needs to lay two more punches into the blondes face before she can cover up and now it is Taylor on her heels, dropping backwards and countering as Kate steps forwards. Blondes work back to the middle of the ring as the bell comes once again and the referee doesn’t wait for the two girls to keep on punching after the bell. The two girls stare at him, seemingly wanting to turn their anger on him and for the first time agree on something, but they eventually make their ways back to their corners and it’s another draw, and we are still even at the end of six.

Round 7:
Taylor Swift gets out of her corner quickly while Kate Upton takes a second longer, letting Taylor chase her around the ring for the opening seconds. Swift lands a right square into Upton’s mouth just as the cover model drops back, but Kate comes back with a strong right of her own that crashes into Taylor’s skull and is quickly followed by a left that gets Taylor in her right eye, and Swift stands still! Taylor instinctively pulls her arms up as Kate launches a big right and Swift barely gets her arms up to block it, but that doesn’t stop Upton from instantly shifting her focus to the singer’s exposed midriff, and is she going after Swift. Upton churns out rights and lefts with a fury and frequency not often seen as the model goes all-out on the offensive, and Kate’s looking like she wants to finish off Taylor now! Upton splits Swift’s guard with a left and Kate lands a follow-up to Swift’s right eye again, knocking her back into the ropes, and Taylor’s already showing bruising from the first blow! Swift is in the ropes, desperately keeping her guard up through Upton’s assault until the singer finds a quick right to Kate’s chin, giving her just enough time to clinch with Kate and force a break. Taylor warding off Kate with her jabs, but Kate still gets in a trio of big rights to the singer’s face before the bell rings.

Upton takes out her gumshield and shouts, “You’re gonna be at my feet, begging for mercy next round, TayTay! Pray I take pity on you, b*tch!”

Swift fumes to her corner, telling her staff, “I’m gonna take her out. Just watch.” But Taylor’s job will be much harder – Upton’s seemingly had a breakthrough, winning the round by a shutout.

Round 8:
Kate gets up with an intent expression on her face, an intensity in her eyes and it’s clear that she is going in for the kill. Upton charges right for Swift and drives a left deep into Taylor’s body and winds up for the right hook AS TAYLOR ROCKS KATE WITH A RIGHT! Upton wobbles on her legs and on comes Swift who follows up with a left that catches Upton flush in the jaw, sending Kate careening back into the ropes. Upton covers up as Swift goes to candyland, slamming rights and lefts into Kate’s voluptuous body and seemingly focusing on the cover model’s famous rack, Kate’s jugs bouncing with each strike from the singer. Kate tries a single punch back out at Taylor, but she gets beaten into the ropes even more and Kate throws herself on the Queen of the Ice Hotel, forcing the two girls to get separated. Both blonde beauties circle each other and while Upton’s keeping her guard up, it’s not hard to see the swelling and hurt that Taylor laid on while Kate was in the ropes with bruises already discoloring. Kate keeps her guard up and limits the damage that Taylor does, but she has nearly nothing in response to the bell. The ref steps between the two, but this time it’s Taylor who can’t wait to jaw.

“How’d knocking me out this round go, Kate?” Taylor yells, “If only your brain were as big as your tits. Unfortunately only your ego is.”

Kate turns and starts towards Taylor, turning beet red and fuming, but the referee somehow shows the model back to her corner.

We’ve got a nail-biter in the Ice Hotel – Swift matches Upton’s shutout round with one of her own, and we are all tied after eight!

Round 9:
The pace drops back as neither girl wants to make a mistake that may cost them the fight. Swift keeps Upton at range with her jabs, landing two good licks that make Kate give up ground. The model still keeping her form and her guard up, stopping Taylor from doing more damage. Taylor closes distance with Kate and unleashes a flurry of punches that pound into the model’s guard. Swift shifts right and Upton rocks the singer with a left hook and Taylor barely gets her gloves up to block the follow-up right. Upton’s punch slams into Swift’s guard, but the model’s follow up to Taylor’s midriff drives the breath out of the singer, the wind rushing past her teeth as the force of the blow punches the air out of her. Taylor now the one giving up ground as Kate chases her, but this time, Swift’s guard isn’t able to block out Upton’s blows. The strong blonde model splits the singer’s guard repeatedly and knocks Taylor into the ropes with a combination of guard-splitting blows and body shots. Swift quick on the clinch and Upton can’t get her off before the bell. Going into the final round, it’s going to be the challenger Kate Upton with the lead, and up to the reigning Queen to make a push to defend her title.

Round 10:
The blonde rivals slowly move themselves out of their respective corners for the tenth round, and the situation is dire for Swift – either win the round or knock Upton out or lose the title of Queen of the Ice Hotel. Both Taylor and Kate step forwards on weary muscles, and Swift goes right after Upton as would be expected. Taylor doesn’t bother with the jabs, looking instead for big punches, but Kate knows what’s coming. Upton blocks the first salvo from Swift and lands a big right of her own into Taylor’s chin and Swift’s wobbly! Taylor even more behind the eight ball as Kate charges at the singer, digging two sharp rights into her ribs. But Taylor grits her teeth and connects with a haymaker to Kate’s jaw and the model’s now the one who’s staggered! Swift barreling towards her opponent and unloading on Kate, hammering away at every inch of legal flesh that she can find as she batters Upton back into the ropes. Kate desperately looking for a response and she throws out a wild punch that flies past Taylor’s ear and Swift pounds Upton’s face until the model throws herself on the singer, wrapping her up. The bell rings and the two girls are still wrapped up and staring each other down until they shove each other away. The referees have determined that Taylor Swift won the round and we are all tied after ten rounds AND WE ARE GOING TO OVERTIME!

Kate Upton has had two fights go beyond ten rounds – the first being Upton’s last time as challenger to the Queen of the Ice Hotel in 2013 where she lost to Adriana Lima by UD11 and her second being her 2015 bout with Alexandra Daddario to crown the inaugural JMDD champion, which Upton won in 13 rounds.

Taylor Swift’s lone fight to go beyond ten rounds was in 2012 when she squared off against Katy Perry, falling in the 12th round. 


Round 11:
Somehow, Taylor and Kate get off of their stools for the eleventh and start circling each other, though the tempo has noticeably fallen off. The lighting of the Ice Hotel shines off the sweat of the two blonde fighters, their expressions weary, their breath visible in the chill of the room.

Taylor probing Kate again with her jabs and the model responding in kind, but neither girl lands anything solid as they lack the explosive energy they had earlier in the fight. Upton feints high and digs a left into Swift’s tits, making a dull thud and drawing a groan of displeasure from the singer. Taylor drops backwards and Kate warily steps forwards, jabbing with her right. Swift sidesteps the blows and pops two quick straights into Upton’s head, snapping it backwards and Taylor pounces! Kate covering up as Taylor finds more energy, almost willing her punches into Kate’s torso by sheer willpower alone. Swift churning out rights and lefts into Upton’s body as well as hammering her nose with a right. Kate shouts out in pain and retreats and now Taylor’s making her way forward, picking around Upton’s guard and slamming a big right hook into Kate’s chin and Upton stumbles backwards! Swift’s eyes light up and she charges at Upton, swinging with another big right that sails wide of Upton’s head! Kate barely gets out of the way and slams a right of her own into Taylor’s face, snapping the singer’s head backwards and connecting with a left uppercut that sends Taylor staggering backwards, the ropes saving her from an embarrassing knockdown as her butt is between them. Upton takes a step forwards AND THE BELL RINGS! 

Kate has an annoyed look on her face while a look of relief barely flickers across Taylor’s. Upton turns back to her corner as Swift pulls herself out of the ropes, visibly wincing as she heads on over to her corner. Taylor may have won the round on points, close, but in this war of attrition, it looks like Kate may be standing alone, despite Taylor being the first one to win back-to-back rounds this whole fight.

Round 12:
Swift and Upton drag themselves out of their corners, ready for another who knows how many more rounds of fighting. Swift languishing coming out of her corner and Upton’s eyes laser in on the singer and Kate starts firing away at the singer’s body. Punch, punch, shift. Punch, punch, shift. Punch, punch, shift. Taylor catching on to Kate’s rhythm and literally beats the model to the punch, driving a right into Upton’s right ribs and following up with a left to the model’s face, knocking Kate backwards. Swift steps forward and launches a right that slams into Upton’s gloves and shoots out a left that flies wide as Upton finds a left punch into Taylor’s solar plexus and the singer’s eyes bulge as she groans! Kate bashes a left into Taylor’s face and Swift’s staggering backwards as she desperately has her gloves up. Upton mercilessly drives a left into Swift’s chest before returning her attention to Taylor’s guard and splits it with another left straight and gets through to the singer’s mouth. Taylor recoils and her arms flare out and Kate seizes the opening, firing an uppercut straight to Taylor’s chin that audibly connects and knocks Swift off of her feet before the singer falls back to the ground, legs splayed, gumshield next to her head, arms out. Upton stands over the singer, glaring down at Swift as the rise and fall of Taylor’s breasts and the slight rush of air past her parted lips are the only indication of life from the singer as the ref takes one look and says it’s over! Taylor Swift is out cold. Your winner by KO12 and NEW QUEEN OF THE ICE HOTEL, KATE UPTON! 

After:

Tell Fates to open his eyes, that’s three straight wins for Upton against Swift and four straight against his stable, not to mention Taylor has now lost three consecutive matches for her first time while at Fates. Upton’s chest heaving as the model breathes heavily before planting her foot on Swift and raising her arms in triumph. Taylor lets out a groan as Kate kneels down onto the singer and now former Queen of the Ice Hotel.

“July 12, 2020,” Kate whispers into Taylor’s ear, “The day that any lingering notion of your being an elite fighter fell away. You had your lightweight title reign started in June last year, going on to break Yvonne Strahovski’s record for most consecutive title defenses. You had the Ice Hotel. You beat me on your birthday. But then,” Kate pauses, pulling her head up, and grabbing the back of Taylor’s head and propping her head up. Swift’s eyes sluggishly move around until she locks eyes with Upton’s, and the singer’s eyes grow wide as a devilish grin creeps across the cover model’s face and Upton pulls Swift’s head into her cleavage, but not suffocatingly tight. Taylor squirms, but she’s too drained to escape as Kate resumes talking, “But then, on Valentine’s Day, I put you down in six rounds, handing you your first loss with Fates.” Swift struggles, but just doesn’t have the energy to break Upton’s hold. “Then the next month, your own stablemate, a third-rate model, Emily DiDonato, knocked you out cold to end your title reign. I mean, Taylor, you aren’t even the alpha of your stable.” Taylor struggles more, gasping for breath as she squirms around in Kate’s cleavage, but the model buries Taylor’s face right back into her famous orbs. “And then last month, I beat you senseless and the ref had to step in before you needed plastic surgery for your face, though you already got it for your tits. Then you lost to Alexis Ren. Which brings us to tonight.” Kate smirks, looking up at the ceiling and the grandeur of the Ice Hotel that she has just won. Taylor groans again and Kate shifts her gaze down, relaxing her arms just a bit to let Taylor breath again.

“Almost there, TayTay.” Upton coos. “So again, now we are here, tonight. You put up a fight. Well, more of a fight than you gave in the two asskickings I gave you earlier this year. You almost lasted longer tonight as those two combined!” Kate mocks Taylor, smiling condescendingly down at the defeated blonde. “But I beat you, three times in a row. Three times. And now you’ve lost your last three matches, I mean,” Kate laughs, “It’s almost poetic! I am your Queen. I am your nemesis. I am the girl who will lord over you. I told you back when all this started that I would lay you out. That I would take your dignity. That I would destroy you. And that when I was done, you’d be even less than the nothing that you are.” Taylor weakly struggles in Kate’s rack, gasping for air. Upton lets Swift’s head hang clear of her orbs, and Taylor’s face is red, tears streaked down her cheeks, eyes red from crying into Kate’s breasts. Upton smiles again before continuing.

“And that’s where we are today, Taylor. You honestly thought you would be able to employ your new humiliation move against me? What was it? Swift Heaven or something? How pathetic you even thought that was a possibility against me, Taylor. You lost your lightweight title to your own stablemate, the girl who was the face of your stable until you came along and made her number two, supposedly. But she beat you. And I would have loved to see Emily humiliate you afterwards, but she’s too nice, not even nasty enough to fight and win, other than against worthless girls like you. So you couldn’t get Emily to be number two in your stable. And now with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, you’ll be number three. And Rosie’s mean, so when you lose to her, you will be humiliated. By a blonde model, of course. You know, the kind you hate and claim to be superior to without actually being so. And I hope to see that match and be ringside for it. And for if you ever have the guts to face Emily again and get humiliated at the self-proclaimed Goshen Goddess’ hands. And I hope that you try to take on the rest of the girls in your stable. I’d love to see Hannah Davis jug you out and seeing your stock fall. I’d love to see Karen Gillan, that traitor, squeeze you between her legs. And even that old worn-out Brazilian model, Ana Beatriz Barros, I think she would take you and give you a nice mix of jugging and legs.” Upton pauses again, looking Swift directly in her eyes, “But that’s all the future. As for now, I have a Hotel to claim, and you know what that means for the vanquished girl.”

Kate gets up and Taylor hurries to escape, but the singer’s body collapses on the canvas and Kate drags her out of the ring and to the famous swinging door at the Ice Hotel. Upton forces Swift out into the cold night and pushes her past an idling limo, the driver thinking that the match would have been over in under ten rounds and without a monologuing Queen. Kate forces Taylor to her feet, the singer unsteady, then throws Swift into the snow bank. Taylor lands with a dull “oof” and Kate follows her into the snow, turning her over so the singer is on her back. Upton drops down on Swift’s midriff, drawing another groan out of the exhausted girl, and pinning her arms with her legs. Kate picks up a heaping handful of snow, pulls Swift’s bra strap up, then shoves the snow into the singer’s bra. Taylor shivers as the snow touches her breast and her skin goosepimples all over.

“Oh, Tay, was that cold?” Upton asks before grabbing another handful and shoving it into the other side of Swift’s bra, the singer helpless to get her arms out from Kate’s legs. Upton keeps on tormenting Swift until the tears flow and her bra is filled up with melting snow.

“You…you…you…” Taylor wimpers.

“I what?” Kate obnoxiously asks. “I beat you? Yes, I did. And that’s three times in a row. Now, I know you like to think you’re in my league, but losing three straight is not a good omen. And I know that there have been rumors about Fates having lingerie matches. But if you want to fight me again, it’ll come at a price.” Upton leans in to whisper into Swift’s ear. “You and me. JMDD. One on one with the greatest rack in the FCBA, the undisputed JMDD gold standard. So if you really want another fight, just know, you better be okay with your plastic tits getting clobbered. It can be before or after the fight you want. But you’ll lose all the same.”

With that, Upton picks up her legs one by one, letting Swift free her arms, and Kate leans in and wraps her arms around Taylor’s head, pulling the singer into Kate’s cleavage and holding her tightly. Taylor loosely hits Kate’s back with her fists, but she just doesn’t have any strength left and the singer quickly sags down. Kate smiles and lets go, and Taylor’s body falls back into the snow. Upton gets up, an unbridled expression of joy on her face, and she walks back to the Ice Hotel that she now claims as her own, in addition to the FCBA and BBU JMDD titles – needing only a welterweight title to hold four titles at once.

Taylor Swift remains motionless in the snow, the driver of the limo having to go out and somehow get the limp blonde girl to the vehicle, and one has to wonder what her future holds. She had one of the most dominant streaks the FCBA has ever seen, and now has lost her last three fights. And to make matters worse, Kate Upton has beaten her the last three times the two have squared off, making it hard to see her claim the title of Queen of the FCBA and Alpha Blonde.

Meanwhile, the morning papers are already getting printed, and the headlines and photos aren’t helping Swift’s case. The headline reads: “Queen Vanquisher” and is accompanied by a photo of Upton standing over an unconscious Swift, her arms raised in victory. Another says “End of Her Reign” with a photo of Upton planting her foot on Taylor. And the last batch that makes its way onto the newsstand: “Long Live Queen Kate the Great” followed by the caption “Upton Makes it Three Straight Over Swift and Dethrones the Queen of the Ice Hotel” along with a picture of Kate escorting Taylor out of the Ice Hotel.

This rivalry may not be over – but Kate Upton has taken a commanding 3-1 lead after losing the opening fight. Can Taylor Swift bring it back, or is the title of Alpha Blonde Upton’s to lose?