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25 October 2020 Jennifer Aniston vs Jennifer Garner

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Deleted Member on Oct 25, 2020 at 10:27pm

Jennifer Aniston Versus Jennifer Garner (Cougar)

Aniston: 51 y/o, 5’5”, W:7 L:23 D:1 KO:5

Jennifer Garner: 48 y/o, 5’8”, W:89 L:42 D:1 KO:60

Before:

Garner is coming into this fight with a height advantage and her record is way better than Aniston’s. But I wouldn't count Aniston out. Coming into this fight there has been a lot of talk about who is the best Jennifer, and both these ladies want to prove that they are the best. Aniston has not fought in a while but she is excited to step in the ring again and show Garner who is boss. Garner is coming off a 3 game win streak and is looking to make it 4. Expect both ladies to come out swinging.

“ After this fight she will want to stick to her Capital One commercials.” Says Aniston.

“She has no chance I am stronger than her and will prove to the world that I am the best Jennifer.” Says Garner.

“Just wait and see tonight I will prove her wrong” Says Aniston.

Aniston is wearing a Purple Bikini top with Red boxing trunks and red gloves with her hair back in a ponytail.

Garner is wearing a Gold Bikini top with Black boxing trunks and white gloves with her hair back in a ponytail.

Round 1:
Both fighters come out aggressive, but Garner is getting the better of Aniston. Aniston went for a jab at Garner's face but missed which caused Garner to get a clean punch to the nose of Aniston. Which causes Aniston to stumble back into the corner then Garner starts going at the older fighter throwing body shots at Aniston. Aniston is able to escape the corner with 30 seconds left in the round and she lands a nice shot to Garner’s head which causes Garner to groan. But after one round Garner is in the lead 10-9.

Round 2:
Garner is still a little shook up by Aniston's hit on her in the late first round. Which causes Aniston to get on her early in the second. Garner runs right into a left hook of Aniston and she stumbles into the ropes and Aniston starts firing jabs at the younger fighter, but Garner is able to make it out of the round and we are all tied up at 19 through two rounds.

Round 3:
Garner comes out covering up not trying to take anymore punishment from Aniston. Aniston stays aggressive and continues to fire shots at Garner, but Garner is doing a good job of dodging punches and eventually fires a right hook at Aniston’s ribs and connects. Aniston is hurt and wincing in pain and Garner is all in doing everything she can to try and knock Aniston down. But it is not enough and Aniston lives to see another round. Garner is now leading 29-28.

Round 4:
Aniston comes out a little wobbly after the punishment she recieved last round and Garner remains aggressive and is continuing to fire at Aniston's injured ribs. Half way through the round Aniston gets her legs back and starts to attack Garner. Aniston is throwing jabs at Garner who is doing her best to avoid punches, but then Aniston connects a punch to Garner’s stomach and Garner falls back into the ropes and Aniston continues to connect punches to Garner's body and we are tied again at 38 through four rounds.

Round 5:
Garner is frustrated with her performance last round and comes out swinging. Aniston and Garner meet toe to toe in the middle of the ring throwing punches left and right and then Garner hits Aniston in her injured ribs which cause Aniston to hunch over in pain.Garner continues to fire shots at Aniston and strikes a clean shot to Aniston's breast and Aniston boobs are bouncing up and down but the older fighter tries to fire back at Garner but misses and Garner lands a right hook to Aniston’s jaw and Aniston is down. Garner quickly goes to her neutral corner. A shocked Aniston gets back to her feet at 8 and now Garner is leading 48-46 through five rounds.

Round 6:
Aniston comes out aggressive but she is clearly still in pain, protecting her ribs and Garner also comes out aggressive. Both fighters giving their best stuff this round but Aniston is surprisingly doing a little more. With 15 seconds left in the round Aniston delivered a nasy right hook to Garner's nose which made Garner fall back into the ropes but right as it looked like Aniston was going to do some damage to Garner the bell rang. Garner was saved by the bell but held onto a 57-56 lead through six rounds.

Round 7:
With the exception of the fifth round Aniston is holding her ground pretty well and that continued in the seventh round when Aniston landed another nice jab on Garner’s nose causing Garner to fall into the ropes again and this tme Aniston had plenty of time to do more damage to Garner. Ansiton got Garner in the corner and started to go to town on the younger fighter, firing punches at Garner’s body causing Garner to groan and wince in pain. But Aniston was not able to finish off Garner and the score was now tied at 66 through seven.

Round 8:
Both fighters come out in the eighth looking exhausted but it appears that Garner has a little more gas in the tank then Aniston. Garner is still landing hard punches but Aniston’s punches are looking lazy and all she can do is cover up and take a beating from Garner, Aniston is not looking too good and Garner continues to punish Aniston with hard body shots. The referee is watching closely and might end this fight because Aniston’s legs are wobbling. But the bell rings and they are going into round nine and Garner has a 76-75 lead.

Round 9:
Both fighters look a little more ready this round. Garner continues to apply pressure on Aniston but Aniston is moving much quicker and is firing harder punches this round. They meet again in the middle of the ring and Garner is throwing more punches but Aniston is throwing smarter punches. Aniston throws a right hook and connects with Garner's chin causing Garner to stumble and Aniston is going after the younger fighter now throwing punches left and right. Garner tries to escape the corner but Aniston is not having it and she pushes Garner back into the ropes and then fires a strong right hook at Garner's jaw and she connects Garner goes DOWN! She is knocked flat on her ass. Aniston goes to her neutral corner and watches as the referee counts to 7 Garner tries to get back up but falls back down. Your Winner is JENNIFER ANISTON KO9!!!

After:
Jennifer Aniston stands on the ropes with her hands in the air screaming “I’m Back! Who’s Next?” She shakes her ass for the crowd, the crowd erupted in applause for the underdog Aniston and Jennifer Garner is disgusted.

“She got lucky.” Said Garner.

“She was the favorite going into this fight but I came out on top as the better Jennifer, It was a hell of a fight and I can’t wait to conquer my next victim! Don’t underestimate me ladies! You will regret it just like Garner!” Said Aniston.

“I don’t regret anything. I still believe that I am better and the records prove it. She got lucky and was saved by the bell a couple times.” Garner said disgustedly.