Mary Elizabeth Winstead versus Alesha Dixon (Bareknuckle/Lingerie Bout)
(Post fight pictures by cbr)

This fight could be considered a novelty, but between Mary and Alesha there’s always entertainment, and when Mary appears in the ring, dropping her robe to reveal her sexy underwear, a cheer goes around the auditorium. Then Alesha enters, dressed in something she must have got from an online sex shop, a ridiculously erotic lingerie set which appears to be nothing but a few black straps, and there’s a sharp intake of breath from every man in the arena!



Round 1

Alesha starts well, and she’s soon giving Mary a few decent body shots, follows the American as she steps back, looking a little shocked, and maybe she expected an easier start than this, Alesha hitting her ribcage again with her swiftly moving fists, but now she’s taking some back, Mary using her extra height to dominate the Brit as the round moves on, cracks her to the jaw with a right hook, but Alesha comes storming back at her, banging her fists to bop Mary’s head side to side, and the American’s looking a little bruised around her cheeks by the end of the round, a round surprisingly won quite nicely by Alesha, who was definitely the outsider according to most experts tonight



Round 2

Alesha is giving Mary some decent punishment early on, her knuckles cracking into the younger girl’s face, and maybe Mary should have insisted they boxed in gloves, because this rough fighting isn’t helping her, and a good right hook from Alesha has Mary’s left cheek dribbling a little blood, but that’s irritated her, and at last Mary starts to boss Alesha, hurts her with some banging body punches, and she’s got the singer trapped on the ropes, where she starts to work her over at last, giving her body some savage punches, goading her, “C’mon b1tch! Make a fight of it!” and taunting her, “You’re mine again, eh? So easy!” and a dispirited Alesha finds her nose dripping blood at the bell



Round 3

Mary seems to have decided to stop messing around, and she’s looking dominant straight from the bell in this round, thumps Alesha’s ribs again, the bruises on the singers body looking livid. Mary now starts to beat up Alesha in her own corner, the singer unable to get to safety, and a left hook and right hook crash her head to and fro, and down goes Alesha, floored by that combo, and she falls down, sliding on the ropes, a stunned Alesha bleeding from a cut in her left eyebrow, but she gets up at 7, only to take more punishment as Mary swats her around the ring, working her from her own corner to a neutral one, bangs a right hook on her damaged mouth, and she’s put Alesha down again, Mary standing over her, demanding she gets up, which she does, again at 7, her lips swollen and bleeding, a new cut on her right cheek, and Mary batters Alesha’s ribs until the bell



Round 4

Alesha is a little slow to get off her stool when the bell rings, the referee chiding, “If you’ve had enough, admit it! Otherwise, fight!” and Alesha moves forwards, Mary skipping to and fro in a kind of peek-a-boo manner, the actress easing off, and now she grins, letting Alesha come to her, but as soon as she does, she bumps the older babe’s head backwards, and Alesha’s wobbling again, Mary seeming not to want to finish her off just yet, though, and that lets the Brit land some decent shots on Mary’s face to show her she’s not finished yet, then she hurts her with a thumping left to her ribs, then gives her a sweet one-two, and cuts her left eyebrow open, the blood running down the American’s cheek, and that has Mary annoyed, but she doesn’t have time to regain control of the fight as Alesha runs down the clock from distance



Round 5

After taking it easy in round 4, Mary ups the tempo again in round 5 as she rips into Alesha from the bell, her fists a blur as they bang into the Brit’s body, and then into her face, and Alesha goes down again, shaking her head, blood dripping onto the canvas, somehow getting up gingerly at 6, fightfans cheering, “Go Mary! Teach her a lesson!” and immediately Mary gives her another faceful of knuckles, Alesha’s left cheek looking horribly grazed and swollen, her left eye almost closed, and another right hook drops her again, Alesha face down, groaning with a jubilant Mary telling her to get up, looking like she might turn her over with her foot, which delays the count starting, enabling Alesha to get to her feet, and the singer she looks a wreck as she stumbles around the ring,



Round 6

Now a casual Mary stands back, keeps space between her and Alesha, and she’s swatting the singer’s face, the referee shaking his head slowly as the American just lazily beats up an exhausted Alesha, and she drops her to the canvas for fifth time with a crippling body shot, her fist crashing into Alesha’s liver, the singer getting up at 8, and now Mary keeps Alesha trapped against the ropes and just shows her she can finish her any time she likes, pulling her punches, making those facial cuts worse, Alesha’s left eye shut tight, her right bloodied as well, and she’s pretty much begging Mary to knock her out, “Please, mistress! I’m yours!” but Mary snaps back, “Not this time, b1tch! This time I just want you in hospital, and you’ll stay out of my way in future!”



Round 7

The girls come out for another round, the referee not allowed to stop the one-sided punishment being meted out, as Mary dominates Alesha again, works her body over some more, and she’s got Alesha propped in her own corner, where she lands a crunching right handed punch looking hard enough to have broken the Brit’s nose, which splits open, and a asneering Mary lands a lovely left hook to finish her off, Alesha knocked unconscious, completely beaten and outclassed.



Result: Mary Elizabeth Winstead knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 7

Brutal!