Jessica Lowndes vs Mila Kunis
(Lioness Club of America vs FCBA Independent)
(45-24-1, 44 KO vs 26-35-1, 21 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The curious case of Mila Kunis has her booked on THREE separate cards this month - literally weeks after she got fired by the Consortium. Talk about being in hot demand but Mila claims it's a sign Hawkeye should have let her go out on her own terms - sometime after 2020! "It's tough, I saw Krissy get the boot but I'm still the elite benchmark! Sure, my ex-boss has very high standards but look at these tramps lining up to face me this month alone! Jessica fookin' Lowndes, Kyra Santoro and Vanessa Hudgens! My oh my, that's one tough set BUT I'm really up for it! What if I knock all of them OUT? Will I get signed back?" (winks).

Meanwhile Jessica Lowndes is somewhat upset she couldn't punch Mila out to force her HISC departure in person: "Look, I bet they saw the damn light and knew I would fookin' WRECK her! So they cut her sorry Ukrainian ass before I had a chance to destroy her. Big deal! Now she's a washed-up free agent who always rode Mishy's coattails to begin with! I have the Camila Mendes rematch set up too so let's don't complain about a busy schedule this month, shall we?"

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Mila Kunis wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
We're off to the races and Mila rattles the Canadian with her initial slugging drive thumping nasty shots straight on target. Jessica is always at ease accepting the slugging approach but bounces off the wall during a quick-fire opener that indicates there's plenty of juice left in the Kunis tank. Both girls trade head shots back & forth until Mila ups the tempo and cracks a left/right combo on the temples which finally forces Lowndes to back off. Mila struggles to extend her apparent advantage in mid-distance and cuts thin air but avoids the looping response with Jessica dancing around on her toes and not engaging much once her initial counter punches fail to deliver. Bell.

Round 2:
Mila tries her chances downstairs and pummels the Canadian's midriff before she drops an uppercut bomb on the chin that really makes Lowndes feel it. Ugh! Jessica spins to the side and is fortunate enough Mila's follow up goes sky high as both women settle into mid-distance action thereafter. Mila can't quite enforce her presence striking from afar and eats several nasty hooks over the top as Jessica owns that slight edge that makes the all important difference. She still lacks the usual swarming touch but does more than enough to throw Kunis off her comfort zone and bounces her around the ring before driving a nasty harpoon straight up her gut. Mila gets caught out by the sudden change and wobbles onto the ropes where Lowndes closes her down and cleans out more tummy to claim the round wide.

Rounds 3 & 4:
Jessica keeps the former Hawkeye vixen at bay and is on her way to frustrate Mila with all these looping hooks that begin to stack up during the next couple of rounds. Mila can't quite match the Canadian's agility and skims off her forearms too often to slug it right back while Lowndes works the left jab to control the distance and smack Mila's face with a drilling precision from the other side. Ugh! One of these hooks visibly stuns the older brunette late in the third but she escapes the turnbuckle trap at the lasyt second only to fall back into it half-way through the fourth. This time Jessica doesn't let up and hammers instant pressure into Mila's chest to slump her into spasms. Kunis goes clinching but only eats more punishment when Lowndes shakes her off and harpoons the ribcage into visible swelling come the bell. Uh-oh!! Now that looks like a spend fighter whom HISC was justified to release! Mila bellows out onto the ropes with a whimper while Jessica continues to beat her stomach into a reddish mush until the ref drags her away!

Round 5:
Mila roars back into contention with a jug muggin' blast and even someone who mastered the genre like Jessica can be stunned by a perfect execution! Mila hits paydirt when she pierces the Canadian's solar plexus and drops her into coverage before one mighty swing catches the reeling Lioness flush on the jaw! DOWN GOES LOWNDES!! Are U kiddin' me? Even ghosts of Hawkeye past didn't see THAT coming!!! Mila is ready to celebrate the come-from-behind... oh, wait! Jessica gurgles herself through the count but gets back up at seven and spits immediate abuse at the older actress: "U little ####, ur gonna pay for this!!" "In your dreams! Get ready for more butt-spanking, bytch!!", Mila is suddenly Miss Arrogant and she jumps into a hectic clean up of a seemingly wounded foe.. she lets it rip into the Canadian's chest but the Lioness Alpha can only be caught out once... hectic slugging continues and even though Jessica gets backed onto the ropes late, she slams a nasty cross into the free agent's face and scowls at her even after the bell.

Round 6:
Kunis smells blood... but that proves to be her own blood soon enough as she eats a brutal left/right combo on the nose and wobbles forward instead of checking more Canadian rack. It seems like Jessica has blown the gasket after that shocking knockdown and somehow ups the tempo even more to pummel the older brunette in relentless fashion... and Kunis is HURT!!! One hook too many squashes her nostrils into a seeping nightmare after which she gets her mitts shoved into her face... Lowndes yells out and SMOKES the ailing woman on the left ear that leaves Mila whimpering "Oh, Gawd" before she CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES!!! Huh! Talk about a swift comeback!!! We're back even on the knockdown count and Mila is by no means done here as well. She gets up at seven... and flinches when the ref orders her to get her act together! Well, there's more blood flowing from her nostrils alright but she roars back into another slugging drive... only to walk into a brutal left hook on the jaw that throws her sideways onto the ropes... Mila's knees buckle and she sags in a terrible spot just as the Lioness Alpha SMOKES HER INTO THE ORBIT with another powerful hook. Kunis gets nailed on the left ear and FOLDS LIKE A CHEAP TENT collapsing face down at the Canadian's feet!!! The ref doesn't even bother with the count as Mila remains motionless on the canvas. KO6 Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: "And that's the way Mila's HISC career should have ended! Good fookin' riddance! She's no longer the annoying brat she once was... whatever... may Kyra Santoro take care of her aging sorry ass next!", Jessica doesn't hide her joy over knocking out a tough customer tonight. Then again, there was a reason why flyweight maestro Mr. Hawkeye cut bait with Kunis... it truly seems like she's crossed the river alright!

Speaking of tough customers, a JMD rematch versus Camila Mendes looms large on Jessica's schedule. "Queendom glory, here I come! Make sure Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner roll out the red carpet cause I'm gonna steal Knockout of the Night bonus! That's a promise!" (winks).

Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Mila Kunis KO6.