Before: Kate insisting on the two-tiered scale, eager to drive home her superiority in this division she has dominated for the past 18 months. Kate winning the weigh-in easily, letting Kylie hear all about it. “I can’t wait to make you disappear! When I finish your weak body off, you’ll be driven out of the FCBA!”

Kylie gets her breasts under Kate’s, sends them jostling with an upward thrust. “The only one who’s disappearing is YOU! I’m going to roll you out of the ring, and when everyone sees what I do to you, you won’t be able to get a towel girl!” Upton tries to pull Jenner forward into a breast smother, brunette wraps up and pushes forward blindly, sending them flipping up and over the table. Reestablishing on their knees, they lunge together, grabbing double handfuls of hair and pulling each other’s heads back, falling back with Kylie on top before they go into a classic AHW roll.

Taking a page from the Thorne-Rose title fight, both fighters disdaining a robe for their entrance, twirling and spinning to give the audience a full view. Kylie in a white patterned bandeau top, thong bottoms, white gloves. Kate sporting an all-black ensemble: top, thong & gloves. Both with their hair long and loose, daring the other to go for the hair pull.

R1: Not much sorting to be done - girls edge together - Kate chops a right hand as Kylie’s covering up, brunette snug inside, right hand stacked atop left at her chest, in between Queen's mitts. Scrubbing and bumping results, Jenner nudging mitts into Upton's breasts; bumping her tummy; trying the odd right uppercut to chin. Kate crowding close - backside working hard as she steps Kylie around in the pocket...she's cuffing at flanks or ears. Jenner separates herself late, pushing forward with her face nuzzling Upton's neck while right hand pumps repeatedly to tummy&tits, putting the Champ’s backside in ropes at bell.

R2: Kylie right hand at left cheek; left hand at right armpit as she crouches close. Kate right hand at temple while pumpin' left jabs from shoulder, steppin' 'em in big-girl. Leads to rock-em sock-em good times, Upton pounding away via the howitzer poke; Jenner accepting on her face or guard, then belting back sudden hook/right hand combos - clouting champ’s jugs in receipt. Neither girl hard to find, Kate with a little more lateral movement to turn Kylie, a mix of straight rights or hooks off the jab for variety, and; healthy pushes to the challenger’s broad shoulders to routinely break Jenner's forward momentum. Break: both women touched-but-upbeat.

R3: Crowd-pleasing hammer and tongs early - fighters stepping to midring and taking turns handing out clout. Hard head punches beat Kate into an angry, stubborn mood: she forms a loose crossed-arm front - leaning in to bump-shoulders with Kylie and trade wallop. Even clobber-fest features willful trade in hooks or hatchet-chop right hands atop jug, both girls smote breathless by the other's savage determination. Upton's right uppercuts to chin/left hooks to jug start to shut down Jenner's offence late, leading to blonde walking brunette down to the ropes and bludgeoning her extra. Kylie taking a great shot throughout the round, simply runs out of gas as Kate's beef prevails.

R4: Same again - mindless bump-and-slug midring, both fighters choosing to wallow in the mud and trade wallop from a crossed-arm stance. Kylie lugging thick lefts and rights up into Kate's belly, plowing in a few, then mopping up a clouting hook on Upton's jugs. Kate: blonde hair in her eyes, teeth bared...she's back at Kylie with shoving right to gut; plowing left to gut; slamming right forearm in close across brunette jugs. Jenner hammered back a step, but righting herself: she steps into a walloping right to jug - loading up with the elbow drawn well back for a full-bodied swing. Kate stumbles back on her heels, then stabilizes, plowing into Jenner's oncoming jugs via clobbering right - girls just falling in together, slopping heavy left/rights in lapping action to offending guts, then looking to clout jug as fighters start to separate. Kylie finally getting the better looks - frequently bashing Kate out of her stance, then walking her down.. Jenner able to sink a steady stream of fat right hands wide to tits&tummy in the wandering melee, Upton all grumpy in crossed arm, face bytchy with hurt.

R5: Kate all narrow-eyed, tight-lipped, walking her girl down and punishing her methodical. Kylie always trying to come forward, only to be driven back, Upton ram-stamping jab the dominant punch, keeping the challenger in crouching crossed-arm looks, setting up the right hand and thudding body work. Kate migrates round the sides to work lats and biceps as well for a comprehensive, heavy-handed, hard-working shutout.

R6: Standing and swinging, they take turns buffeting each other stupid fat rights and lefts shoved onto willing faces, heaving breasts and KYLIE’S LEGS GIVE WAY! Jenner beats the count, staggering to ropes, eye brimming, Upton plodding after her, presses in with a beefy shoulder before squaring away to pitch. Kate’s lips curled back as she goes workmanlike to Kylie’s breasts--plowing away crude, ponderous rights and lefts as brunette slumps into the ropes, head tilted back, blubbering. Jenner reaching blind for Upton, but blonde won’t have the clinch, giving those world-class hooters a sensational bumping, beating Kylie to a seat on the ropes. Kate feeling it, redoubles her efforts, giving Jenner a terrific scrubbing now--kneading those jugs, buffeting that face, pushing in to reset when she slugs herself off balance.

R7: Mindless bump-and-slug midring as both fighters are choosing the comfort of the mudpit and trade wallop from a crossed-arm stance. Fun to watch beefy beauties leaning in left shoulder to left shoulder, feeling the other's intentions, then trying to catch her a sneaky right uppercut or clubbing right over the top. Both girls having some luck punching-with the other, smiting jug as it becomes available, big spanking rack-wallops have the crowd's attention & appreciation. Kylie finally getting the better looks, Kate's crossed-arm guard gets a little sloppy: challenger able to lean in and fetch those mouthwatering melons some grade "A" one-two spankage up the middle. Upton grimacing, backing away all jug-smote at bell.

R8: Each fighter lifting herself exhausted off her stool, walking to midring with hands on hips, forming weary guards only when things close up. Pounding jabs to daze the other girl, straight right hands HEAVY to body; pulverizing, flat-knuckle lefts and rights softening up the front. Midway through - Kate tottering forward, groggy from thump, Kylie bouncing the left uppercut off the Queen’s sleepy face, leaving her spellbound. Jenner desperate to explot, wide right hand whacks Upton’s breasts. Both fighters pause to pant, then POUNDING left hook smites paunch, buckling Kate forward. Left uppercut picks her face up drowsy; short, drifting right hand with Kylie's butt-and-back in behind it bashes blonde's face and UPTON STUMBLES AWAY! Kate in a stunned haze, thighs trembling out of control as she stumbles to ropes, puts right hand on top cable for support, eyes blinking in confusion. Kylie angling in, dipping left shoulder, pausing in-crouch to line up her shot, then HOOKING Upton flush to point of chin! Kate collapses back into ropes, then slides all the way down - crashing to her back parallel to ropes. Upton dragging herself up in the corner, beats the count swaying. Jenner bundles her up along the strands, working out of the wrap, left arm strong behind her back, slumping proud blonde forward, then pumping right hands in to humble Kate's rack. Upton trying to block - Jenner using the right to push left shoulder and bicep back, clearing the way for a belting stream of mindless right hands. Kate's mouthpiece tumbles to the canvas, legs quaking - ref has seen enough. Kylie pried off her prize and shoved back, Upton hugging her traumatized breasts, it’s a TKO8 for the winner and NEW JMDD Champion, Kylie friggin Jenner!

After: Kate with her gloved hands over her vanquished breasts, hunted animal look as eyes desperately look for a way out. Kylie getting her gloves off, makes her way across the ring plants her hands on Upton’s shoulders. Jenner lifts her knee up into Kate’s belly, doubling her over, then HIP-TOSSING THE BLONDE TO THE CANVAS! Kylie pins her shoulders to the mat, says “See you soon, B*tch” before swinging herself forward, planting her bethonged bum on Upton’s face, grabbing a handful of jug while waving the crew to bring over the JMDD tiara with her free hand.

The new Queen is crowned while facesitting her predecessor, kneading Kate’s beaten breasts with her hand, the blonde’s face thrashing side to side as she desperately searches for air. As Upton’s spasms cease, Jenner motions for a microphone: “Come and get your girl, Hilton! Do you hear me, Paris? Come and get it!” Lookout owner/manager Paris Hilton makes her way over the guardrail and pulls herself up onto the apron. She offers Kylie a hand and brings the new JMDD champion up to her feet. As they make their way down the from the apron, she puts an arm around Jenner’s sweaty back and walks with her backstage….