Bo Krsmanovic:                                                                              Kelly Brook: 
(27, 5’11, 14:14 FCBA, VIXENs/PLP)                                               (40, 5’8, 50:67:5 FCBA, This Is Glamour) 

BEFORE:
“Bah. Let Righetti keep that old, dusty thing. I’ve got my own BBU title to defend tonight,” Krsmanovic says with a nod, after being asked about how she’s feeling after her recent lost and squandered chance at becoming a dual-league holder of both Welterweight title belts. “It doesn’t bother me. What does, however, is the fact that Kelly Brook thinks she can be champion at her age. What? Did she just turn 40? This is gonna be my easiest title defence to date.”

Such belittling talk doesn’t sit well for her competition, with Kelly Brook folding her arms under her massive chest, scowling from her corner of the table.

“Little Bo Beep thinks she’s all that after winning a little belt, huh? She hasn’t faced a four-time former champion yet. I’ve beaten girls like Kate Upton more than once, while this little ‘champ’ has already lost to her - twice! I think we all know who the better fighter is in this room, dearie.”

Ladies are nearly thirteen years apart, but don’t let that fool you: Kelly Brook still looks stunning in her white fur ensemble, white gloves on her hips as she stares down the champion. Bojana also turning her nose up towards the British challenger, youthful muscle pulsing as she faces the threat head-on in a black fur ensemble. 

We’re in the ring much later and getting ready for ten rounds of Welterweight action. This fight is for the BBU Welterweight championship! There goes the bell and HERE we go!

ROUND 1:
Kelly goes for a page-turner right out of the gate, using her power and experience to shimmy past Bo’s defences then rock the champion hard to the face! OUCH from the start as Bojana looks as stunned as she can possibly be! She might be in for plenty of trouble this fight with Kelly Brook brimming with confidence, advancing on her wounded prey with both arms up. Bojana has to put up her defences and focus, fends off more hard slams into her arms but still gets rocked to the body with a double hook. Kelly pressing her advantage, shoots in as many punches as she can, low hooks snuck through the holes in Bojana’s defences, making the champ grunt and look almost helpless from the get-go. Only thing that saves Big Bo is her last-minute clinch up with Kelly, preventing her from exacting more damage on her already battered ego. Both ladies push and shove into each other along the ropes until the bell rings, and Kelly roughly shoves the champion back to the shoulders, relishing her shaken look as they break apart, before shaking her own fist in Bojana’s face to promise more punishment.

ROUND 2:
Bojana needs to focus better in order to prevent a complete rout and potentially losing her Welterweight belt in the first match of the brand new year. Kelly continues the pressure, takes increment steps towards Bo whilst swinging at her head. Bojana keeps her distance this time, her eyes fixed on Kelly’s fists as she evades and swerves, finally lands some damage of her own as she knocks Kelly’s head to the side. Brook can certainly take some punishment of her own, as evident from her many back-and-forth bouts with Kate Upton. Brook keeps advancing on Bo despite taking some damage, manages to land body shots on Bo’s frame, and the two big girls end up in each other’s arms again towards the end, definitely an eventuality from this combination of heavy-hitters, but it’s not a position Krsmanovic wants to find herself in, getting pressed and pinned into the ropes, her bronzed body drilled with punches as Kelly uses her dominant position to even out the round.

ROUND 3:
It’s Kelly Brook’s tenacity that has made her such a prolific former champion and worthy adversary of Upton. She puts those qualities to use with another third round charge at Bojana, intending to overwhelm her early. Krsmanovic however has other plans, anticipating such aggression and easily side-steps the raging bull. Girls engage in a sudden free-for-all as they test each other’s power the hard and old-fashioned way: powerful swings into the face as they take turns turning heads one way or the other, mutual grunts filling the air as the crowd grows wild from the rabid action! Kelly alternating her shots between Bo’s cheek and body, but Big Bo exclusively targeting her face, finally nailing a left-right rapid combo across Kelly’s cheek in quick succession, making her STUMBLE!! Kelly Brook getting a taster of the champion’s power as well, losing her own balance as she goes tumbling down onto all fours! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for the champion early!! Krsmanovic immediately shooting both hands into the air, lets out a roar as she strides back to her corner looking pleased with herself. But Kelly already slowly recovering, pushing herself back up to her knees and rising onto one foot. She gets back up by the count of 8 and this championship fight is far from over!

ROUND 4:
It’s Big Bo’s turn to switch gears as the champion rushes in for the kill! Kelly gets rocked by one more patented hook to the arms, staggering her sideways with a grunt. Bo keeps up the pressure, taking alternate swipes at Kelly’s body and arms, doing her utmost best to put the challenger down before the middle mark passes. But Kelly is a little more than steady, Bojana’s powerful strikes not troubling her as much compared to last round’s. Sudden BANG to the middle of the face completely STUNS Krsmanovic, with Kelly Brook taking her swing and then dishing it out with equal or more power! Bojana lets out a grunt as the leather glove disappears into her face, rendered powerless as another quick swipe slams into the side of her face. Bojana in trouble as Kelly goes full throttle all of a sudden, the Brit bashing gloves in unabated, a final uppercut slammed into the jawline sends the champion crashing back onto her bum!! It’s a return KNOCKDOWN for Kelly Brook! These two are not letting each other off the hook, are they?! Kelly breathing hard, raising an arm high to acknowledge the cheering fans, leaving Bojana stunned on her arse and trying to roll over onto her knees to get back up and continue this fight. Brook returning to corner, eyeing the champion hungrily as Big Bo manages to steady herself on her feet by the count of 8. We’re keeping the hits rollin’, that’s for sure!

ROUND 5:
Another wild melee in the second minute sees both these ladies begin the fifth slow before catching their breaths. Bo keeping far away at first, her head locked behind her arms, and Kelly no exception as they trade jabs from afar. But Brook confidently pushing in all of a sudden, STUNS the champ with a right hand piercing into the tummy, battering the chest, then ROCKS her with a powerful hook to the arms in order to test Bo’s reaction. Bojana just can’t keep up with the pace nor get away in time, groans out loud as Kelly’s power exerted on her starts to take its toll. Big Bo is sent into the ropes with a grunt, remains trapped there as Brook crowds in close and digs dual-uppercuts into her body. Krsmanovic tries to clinch up again to save herself but gets NAILED on the chin - AND DOWN THE CHAMPION GOES!! Holy! Brook just landing that combo with confidence, keeping her strength up all the way, and the results are spoken for as Bojana is completely laid out on the canvas, her arms above her head as she’s completely knocked out cold! At the count of 10, the referee is rapidly waving his hands and WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!

Official Decision: Kelly Brook defeats Bo Krsmanovic via KO5! Kelly Brook is the NEW BBU Welterweight champion!

AFTER:
A dominant win for Kelly Brook, who proves that you can still win the gold straps at the age of 40! The young Bo appeared like a rookie in there tonight, getting laid out in five rounds to a woman almost twice her age! We’re not sure if that’s a testament to Kelly’s staying power or Ms Krsmanovic’s relative inexperience, but damn! The results are the same: Kelly Brook hoisting the BBU Welterweight title up high, a wide smile on her face as she parades the belt around all four corners of the ring.

Outside - sun low on the horizon. Bo stands in her bikini and boots in snow to her calves, hugging herself and shuddering. Kelly and friends stand several feet away, but wearing the fabulous full length mink she took from Aishwarya Rai - the new champion's contingent upbeat as they pack snowballs and proceed to shell the stricken Serb. Krsmanovic blubbering, standing there pathetic as snowballs pelt her belly, thighs, chest. A fluffy missile bursts against Bo's face, startling her: she steps awkwardly to turn her shivering back to the mob, immediately receiving a splattering hail of against her lats and buttocks. Krsmanovic huddling, trembling from the cold - finally Kelly steps forward, waving her arm in ceasefire.

"You want warmth?" Brook says.

Bo teeth chattering, hugging herself, risks a glance at her foe. Kelly smiles, holds open the luxurious front of her coat to reveal the treasure beneath. "Warm in here my dove. You know what you have to do."

Poor Bo. Stand outside with her pride and suffer, or tummy up and take jug from her bosomy rival? Of all the jugs in all the world...crying, Krsmanovic shakes her head "no", lips pouting in protest. Kelly grins, closes her coat, hugging herself in comfort.

It's just too damn cold. Pride never has a chance.

Bo stumbles over as Kelly envelopes the taller woman within the folds of the long coat - Krsmanovic reaching around Kelly's back while placing her face into Brook's all-conquering melons. Kelly embraces - pulling at Bo's back, pushing and hugging at her head before settling into a brawny reverse sleeper. Bo's knees give way. Kelly holds her for a moment longer, then allows her to slide out from within the coat to crumple into snow.