Ola Jordan vs Zara Holland
(Frankie's Foxes vs Kear's Kats)
(14-10, 10 KO vs 5-1, 5 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:

If BBU needs another proper grudge clash look no further than tonight's blonde supremacy battle between pro dancer Ola Jordan and former Miss GB Zara Holland. Ola has found a new home at the Frankie's Foxes following her controversial departure from Girls Friday however Zara enjoys the Kear's Kats support and there's a great deal of verbal animosity between the two stables.

Holland is a popular media pick as future flyweight champion and her coach Gail Kim claims Ola is a solid gatekeeper that needs to be trashed in order to keep Zara's elite hopes alive. The pageant winner has knocked out another Girls Friday cast-off Maria Ozawa on international duty last month and that result allows her to mock the Foxes' entourage during another heated verbal dispute literally few seconds before the opening bell. Gail Kim is no stranger to the entertainment value which fuels this exchange while Jordan is probably the one showing common sense as she's heard talking to stablemate Helen George: "Boy, this bytch is sooo stupid! Just how often she sucked #### to make it this far anyway?"

Ola Jordan wears a red bikini set with white trim and white gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. Zara Holland wears a light blue bikini set and black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Zara doesn't plan to waste any time whatsoever as she tackles the older blonde straight up the middle in the opening stages however Ola responds well over the top which triggers a furious head-hunting exchange much to the crowd's delight. Zara wants to knock Ola's head off but her desire affects the execution and the wiley veteran Jordan suddenly pierces the exposed ribcage to catch the younger blonde off guard. Another quick strike on the chest and Zara wobbles to her heels with Ola blasting her across the nose to cause further balance issues for the former pageant winner. Holland can't stay off the ropes thereafter and soaks up a quick abuse to the temples as Ola shows plenty of juice in the opening round to take care of the ballyhooed opponent. Ugh! Zara loses this offensive battle and ends the round covered in earmuff with Ola picking her off regardless!

Round 2:
Durability was supposed to be Ola's biggest strenght tonight but apparently she wants to derail Zara's elite train ASAP and bangs more clean head shots up the middle to expose Zara's shaky defense. Even coach Gail Kim looks to be shocked over in the Kats corner but Holland can't match the dancer's production in the opening minute and her efforts to stay clear of the striking range also fail to deliver the goods. Ola has the mobility wildcard covered and keeps piling more pressure up the middle with Zara's head snapping backwards repeatedly upon sustained impact. Ugh! Zara cries out when a double combo tags her on the nose a little too deep this time and Jordan just belts her on the navel thereafter to sign off with a proper action shot!

Round 3:
Holland tries to step it up and bury the older blonde behind an aerial assault but Ola brawls herself into a commanding position when she whacks the careless opponent on the nose to stun Zara on the spot. Ugh! The former pageant winner basically walked into that shot and there goes the Gail Kim plan to wrap the pro dancer in a jabbing hailstorm. It's Jordan who camps deep into the fellow blonde's cheek and suddenly Zara's head snaps back all over town with Ola blasting her up the middle. Ugh! Zara just can't find the escape and GOES DOWN when Jordan smacks her on the boobs with a quick change-up. Disaster for the Kats here! Holland takes her time in getting up but she's more shocked here than physically damaged so Ola can't celebrate just yet. Both blondes tear into each other again moments after the command and Zara's approach has some fans shaking their heads alas she avoids another Jordan combo piercing her guts and actually manages to shut the dancer down along the ropes in the closing stages. However it's advantage for the SCD veteran who high-fives Helen George during the interval while there's panic station over in the Kats corner already.

Round 4:
Zara just won't back off here even when her ultra-aggressive approach is poised to suffer from counter-punching menace. Ola realizes that as well and lures the younger blonde into a full-scale attack while waiting to pounce on the response. She avoids the initial aerial barrage but takes too much time before cashing in with the reply and Holland hauls in a double combo on the temples instead before thumping the dancer on the boobs as well. Ugh! Ola slides to her heels and as she tries to swing it from the back foot, Zara just BLASTS her across the nose to DROP HER CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS!!! Whoa! Where did that come from? Zara with a nasty punch that catches the hitherto dominant veteran flush off guard! And there we have it... Ola is leaking blood from her damaged nostrils which probably contributed to her swift meeting with the boards! She looks very upset indeed but Zara gives her no time to recover and bangs in several crisp hooks to further work on that nasal wound! Ugh! Ola gets throttled back to the ropes where only the clock comes to her rescue at the last moment since Holland was stacking up those jabs like crazy!

Round 5:
The ultra-aggressive approach from the former Miss GB has indeed broken Ola's resilience now that she struggles to catch her breath with more blood leaking from her nose seconds into the fifth. Who needs a versatile plan when you can bust your opponent right up instead? Ugh! Zara's glued to the dancer's nose and smacks her head backwards while Ola's fighting spirit wilts with every shot blasting her on target. Ugh! You can spot the blood even on Zara's black gloves now as she keeps bashing the fellow blonde's face until she traps her in the neutral corner where Jordan simply slumps into spasms unable to embrace the heat anymore! She cries out her loudest when Zara connects with a couple of uppercuts on the jaw and then gets promptly knocked out when a piercing right hook probably breaks her nose on the spot! DOWN GOES JORDAN bouncing off the ropes as she heads for the canvas and it's all over!!! KO5 Zara Holland!!!

AFTER:

Youth triumphs over experience here tonight and Zara punches the air in delight while almost landing on top of the fallen dancer during her leaping show afterwards: "I slipped on her damn blood!", she laughs at the stunned Foxes contingent while Ola Jordan is brought to her senses before exiting stage left with a huge ice pack glued to her nose... guess that means no post-fight interviews, right?

Zara' ready to call out the entire Foxes camp for a potential rematch but Gail Kim reminds her she's got a bigger fish on her radar: "It's about time someone crashed this stupid Geordie flyweight title party! We're coming after these slutty brunettes regardless which one of them wins tonight! Even Cheryl frickin' Cole can't keep this born winner down!" (points at Zara who places the hands on her hips and begins to pose for the camera with a huge smile on her otherwise pretty face).

Meanwhile early reports from the locker room indicate that Ola has fortunately avoided a nasal fracture but is in no mood to talk about this bitter defeat right now. She had the pageant blonde rattled following that knockdown and almost did all the dirty work to remove Holland from the title picture. Alas that's the story of her BBU career in a nutshell, so much good work undone at the critical moment and it's someone else celebrating the win instead!

Final result: Zara Holland def. Ola Jordan KO5.