Bad feeling has been simmering between these girls for some time, so this should be an exciting fight between two 32 year old babes, each of them needing a win, Inna to show that she is capable of putting a successful run of form together, and Michelle to revive a boxing career than faltered in FCBA, where she was eventually exposed by the likes of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez - opponents who are simply a different class to Inna.

Both girls are wearing black underwear for this fight, and Inna is looking really hot, as she poses with her gorgeous blonde friend, Alexandra Stan, who is rumoured to be the girl Beevers Babes have lined up for Lisa Maffia’s next fight

However, that’s for another day, although Alex and Alesha Dixon are giving each other the deathstare from ringside, two pretty faces contorted with hatred.

Anyway, the ref’s finished speaking with Inna and Michelle, so we’re ready

Round 1
The girls are sizing each other up as the fight starts, Inna making the first moves, and catching Michelle with a neat left hook in the first proper exchange of punches, and that’s upset Michelle a bit, making her concede ground to the Romanian, who grins and moves forwards, only to take some good defensive punches from Michelle, and that’s kind of rebuffed Inna, who drops back a little, Michelle not advancing though, letting the singer come to her, and when she does, she clinches her, batting some decent shots into her body, leaning into her, the ref parting the two beauties, and when they resume, Michelle’s boxing rather than fighting, her cleaner punches finding Inna’s face as the singer comes forward rather naively, Michelle beginning to gain confidence, looking more like the girl who used to win title fights, not lose to girls maybe a little too big for her, and she looks happier at the bell than Inna, who seems annoyed not to have hit the Brit with more punches.

Round 2
Again the girls are standing back a little, and again Inna makes the first move, but this time Michelle blocks her attack, then returns fire, and she’s poking Inna back more and more as she lands some neat and accurate jabs on the Romanian’s face, making her frown and back off, with Michelle coming after her this time around, and she finds success with her left jab again, Inna not attempting to avoid the punch, but punching back instead, trying to make this fight more of a war, but Michelle’s ‘on her bike’ as they say, skipping back, still punching, and making Inna look rather silly, annoying her withy that constant jabbing, the Romanian’s right cheek looking a little red now, as Michelle lands another solid left jab, and a sweet right hook to follow this time, Inna’s mouth distorted as a spray of saliva escapes her lips, before she hits Michelle with a good bodyshot, making the Brit grunt, and Inna knows she hurt her, although it’s not enough for the judges to do any more than award the round to Michelle

Round 3
This is beginning to look more and more like a one-sided fight now, as Michelle expertly picks off Inna, the Romanian unhappy, but fighting back with a couple of solid straight punches to Michelle’s midriff, making the Brit stoop, but she still manages to land on Inna’s face when she gets in close, Inna clinching to stop her, both girls landing punches to the other’s body, and the ref breaks it up, Michelle clipping Inna with a neat one-two, Inna clinching again, the ref coming in to break the girls apart, just as Inna smashes another straight right into Michelle’s midriff – and that one looked low, Michelle staggering and gasping, “F*ck!” as Inna grins, briefly watching and waiting to see what the ref does, but he’s looking down at ringside to Alexandra Stan, who seems to be blowing him kisses, and running her tongue over her lips seductively, her eyes wide with excitement as her friend lays into Michelle, the Brit weakened by that low blow, and now she’s being backed into the turnbuckle in Inna’s corner, where the Romanian softens her up with some legal body punches, good shots, big, arcing hooks, inflicting pain, and the bell rings, but Inna ignores that and smacks Michelle’s face to and fro, the ref failing the Brit here, and she’s taken some damaging shots before he pulls Inna away, Michelle’s corner absolutely furious, as Alesha Dixon dives at Alexandra Stan, three men holding her back, Alexandra cupping the Brit’s face, “You want some?”

Round 4
The ref gives Inna a lecture as she sits on her stool, but he’s still preoccupied by Alexandra Stan, the blonde beauty mouthing kisses at him, and Inna will not consider herself warned by the besotted official, the bell sounding to begin round 4, and it’s Inna in control in the opening exchanges, working Michelle back to her own corner, where she whips in some savage body punches, then a left uppercut to her chin to stand her up, followed by what looked like another low blow which has the Brit clinging on, her eyes watery, Inna leaning in on her, “You’re mine!” she sneers, “My British asslicker!” then she humps in another left to Michelle’s body before stepping back to admire her work, Michelle stumbling forwards, hurt and vulnerable, Inna tucking into her again, punching her face solidly to put her back on the ropes, Inna’s gloves swatting Michelle’s face side to side, until she can’t take any more, and sinks to her knees. Inna’s shouting a t Michelle to get up, and she does, as the ref’s count reaches 7, the Romanian giving her more punishment for the remaining seconds, the Brit’s face bruising quite badly as the round closes

Round 5
Michelle’s lumping up really badly after taking so many punches in round 4, but she bravely takes the fight to Inna, landing a few jabs, but the Romanian’s in charge of this fight, and she’s bullying Michelle now, and once again, she brutally works her to the ropes, keeps her steady with her left, and hits her hard with her right, the ref letting her do what she wants as Alexandra Stan distracts him from ringside, the blonde making it clear that sex will be on the menu for him tonight if she behaves himself and lets Inna carry on as she is, and that’s too much of a temptation for the guy as he watches whilst Inna simply beats Michelle up, just holding and hitting her, the Brit’s legs just about keeping her upright, her eyes a little glazed now, trying to keep herb guard high, but she’s presenting too much of a target, body and face taking punishment in turns, Inna in total control and enjoying herself as she crushes the former champion

Round 6
As soon as the bell rings again, Inna attacks, immediately across the ring, where she hits and hurts Michelle, who clinches, holding on as the singer tries to rip those savage punches of hers into her face, the ref coming in to part the girls again, the nasty Inna smacking Michelle hard on the break, the Brit never ready to take that shot before she’d reset herself, and Michelle’s Michelle tottering, looks spent, and Inna floors her with a solid right hook, Michelle sprawling across the canvas as Inna’s feet, the Romanian turning her over with her boot, the ref pushing her back, and the Brit gets up again at 8, clearly weak and stunned, and Inna works her over, crashing punches into Michelle’s poor body first, then her face, and that’s a bruised and swollen face now, the sadistic Inna not trying to finish the fight, just inflict pain and punishment, Michelle’s face and body red and bruised, and there’s another clinch. The girl’s heads close together, and Michelle comes away from that with a split left eyelid – surely a headbutt did that? Michelle’s face is streaked with blood, the poor girl trapped on the ropes, getting a savage beating, and she’s suffering at the bell, not allowing herself to quit, even though she’s totally at Inna’s mercy

Round 7
This fight has become horribly one-sided now, as Inna shuts Michelle’s damaged eye immediately with two cruel right hooks, and she lays into the Brit again, once more pins her against the ropes, and wipes punches back and forth across her battered face, Michelle a limp and almost lifeless form now, as Inna puts her down for a third time, and this time Michelle doesn’t move a muscle as the ref counts her out

Result: Inna knocked out Michelle Keegan in round 7

That is probably one of the most horrid and brutal beatings ever handed out a in a BBU boxing ring, Inna not even allowing Michelle to be taken to her corner, as starts slapping her awake, promising her, “Whenever you see me in future, you will kneel and kiss my feet, you slut!” Michelle is finished, at Inna’s mercy, and she whispers, “Yes miss!”

It’s bedlam in the ring, as Alexandra Stan climbs through the ropes, and drags Michelle Keegan across the ring floor, Scoops her around behind a bending Inna, and holds the Brit’s head steady, pressing her lips against Inna’s proffered asscheeks, Michelle doing her best to kiss Inna’s backside to avoid any more punishment

Suddenly, there’s more disturbance, Alesha Dixon joining in the fun, getting inside the ring to drag Alexandra away, but the blonde babe turns around and slaps Alesha’s face, then kicks her hard and up between her legs, Alesha dropping to her knees

With Alesha in trouble, a third Romania babe gets into the ring – it’s Delia Matache!

Delia hauls Alesha up, and bends her over backwards, making the Brit squeal and wail, whilst Alexandra pushes a microphone into Alesha’s face

Alexandra barks, “You’re a cocksucker, aren’t you, Dixon?” Alesha squeals back, “Yes! Yes!” but that’s not enough, “I need you to say it!” Alesha gasps, “I’m a cocksucker!” and Alexandra asks, in an almost gentle way, “And would you like to suck the referee’s cock?” to which the Brit squeals, “Yes! I’ll suck the ref’s cock! Please stop!” but Alexandra says, “And let him fuck you?” Alesha totally broken as she responds, “Yes! Yes! The ref can screw me all night!” Smiling, Delia lets Alesha go free, and the referee scoops her up and carries her away 

Meanwhile Michelle is too badly beaten to worship Inna as she would wish, but Antonia Iacobescu is now getting in on the act, lifting a shocked Jade Ewen into the ring, and she’s being forced to kiss Inna’s ass, and the Romanians are happy to take her from the ring between them, goodness knows for what purpose