Michelle Keegan vs Cheryl Cole
(Beever's Babes vs Lioness Club)
(23-19, 20 KO vs 27-22, 22 KO)
JMD Value: 30E (Natural) vs 28F (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: One can argue these are the two most popular BBU flyweights this side of Samia Ghadie - but don't tell Jenna Coleman about it - yet they only fought each other once before, way back in December 2010 when Cheryl Cole knocked Michelle Keegan out in four. It was a mild upset back then since Michelle found more success in the early days of BBU before Cheryl roared back as pound-for-pound overall leader n the clubhouse ca. five years ago. This being said, the BBU fanbase was long overdue a rematch between these two delightful brunettes who apparently want to demolish each other tonight:

"Spare me all the talk about Cheryl being elite. She had a terrible 2019 season but somehow beat Jenna Coleman in JMD last month. Big deal. She doesn't have any JMD experience beyond that one fight and I was the FCBA jug muggin' champ so yeah, of course I'm the favorite right here! I'm gonna blow her boobs right off and she won't bother to show up for another JMD battle ever again!", Michelle sounds VERY confident while speaking to the media which meets a proper response from the former Girls Aloud singer:

"I know everyone loves Michelle BUT I'm sooo much better than she ever was! Let's face it, her days as championship contender are ovah! That's right, pet! I'm punching your saggy tits into a pulp and that's the end of it! I beat you once and I'm gonna do it again tonight! Who cares about my lack of JMD experience? Just ask Jenna Coleman how badly I hurt her pride the other day!" (giggles).

Michelle Keegan wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Cheryl Cole wears a golden bikini set & brown gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Michelle has all the JMD experience but Cheryl rides the Jenna Coleman success wave and thumps the younger brunette in classic uppercut fashion which makes the targeted woman visibly uncomfortable. Michelle tries to power through on Cheryl's rack but struggles to embrace the Geordie's trademark wrath which has allowed her to dominate several previous bouts in the early stages. Ugh! Michelle wobbles to her heels and scowls when her otherwise huge rack bounces off her chin to the point Cheryl literally laughs out in delight. More Geordie steam coming and Keegan hugs the ropes before she knows it! The Cardiff audience is a little stunned by this jug muggin' success from the older brunette who rips more clean punches on target to shut Michelle down behind a tight earmuff come the final stretch. Ugh! A belting cross on the exposed tummy slumps the Stockport babe into loud spasms at the bell and Chezza seeths something into her ear before turning back to her corner.

Round 2:
More Geordie wrath early in the second round however Michelle finally manages to stick some meaningful leather on target, both women trigger a healthy phone booth exchange where Keegan's rack still travels more frequently before a bursting hook on the nose actually stops Cole's dominant run. Michelle reaches out with a flying piledriver on the chin and drops the older brunette back which allows her to stretch the elbows and punish Chezza up the middle outright. Cole dances around on her toes in quick avoidance but eats a late bomb on the solar plexus and folds behind a tight earmuff herself with Keegan possibly stealing the round with a late flurry that catches the suddenly subdued Georgie babe just below the breast line.

Round 3:
Hit & miss exchange as both women lash out at each other with the jabbing steam before a clash of heads makes Cheryl very upset. She gets clocked on the liver area and her hissy fit makes the Stockport brunette laugh in response. Ugh! Cheryl blows a right hand over the ref's shoulder and earns herself a quick lecture... action resumes and Michelle powers ahead with more looping harpoons that catch the singer in the body and leave her wobbling back on her heels... Cheryl swings back but misses and gets thumped onto the ropes as Michelle finds more success pounding at her midsection. Both women wrestle for supremacy once Michelle shoves the older brunette onto the ropes but Cole steals a late hook in the navel before a stray elbow nails Keegan on the chin and that was anything but accidental, folks! Another warning for the Geordie firecracker but she waves the referee off before giving her rival a lenghty bytch stare during the break.

Round 4:
Cheryl blows into Michelle's rack and beats her for the initial jabbing burst before she trips the actress down with a quick leg sweep. Ugh! Michelle lashes out at the referee while still on her knees and the guy clearly has trouble keeping the bad tempers in check. Chezza taunts the kneeling foe but this only earns her a stubborn jabbing response once the fighting resumes. Michelle gets vocal as she powers ahead with a scattered jug attack and gets caught out when Cole drills her on the liver area and camps inside her breadbasket for a good measure. Keegan gets backed onto the ropes and suffers a late uppercut flurry that lifts her jugs into her slumped chin again. Cheryl just piles on more juice and ignores the bell which forces the ref into hectic advance to pull her away from the aching actress. Michelle wipes the sweat off her face and yells at the giggling singer who responds: "I know U can't take it much longer!"

Round 5:
Cheryl plugs her mitts into Michelle's rack as both women tee off in the phone booth looking for instant damage. Michelle raises her yelping volume first as she eats more accurate chops from the Geordie singer who bursts into the solar plexus before trying to shove those tits into Keegan's chin again. Ugh! Michelle bends to the side and loses her grip on pounding Cole's cleavage but what's worse, she allows the singer to drill her into the exposed liver area as well. Cheryl thumps the younger brunette onto the ropes and rips immediate uppercut route where she tags Michelle's chin a couple of times before she nails her on the boobs from each side and squeezes them against each other. Michelle is soaking up all that punishment and slumps on shaky legs come the two-minute mark - but Chezza wants more and piles another uppercut drive as Keegan's resistance dwindles to the point she can't take it anymore! DOWN GOES MICHELLE!!! The ex-Corrie babe slides onto her knees with a loud whimper as she finally succumbs to the Geordie wrath. Chezza gloats over her for a while which actually delays the count but Michelle is slow to get up and barely recovers at eight while staring down her cleavage. There's not enough time left for Cole to finish her off but the Lioness camp has seen the writing on the wall and Beevers' coach Denise Lewis is rightfully panicking in the opposite corner!

Round 6:
Michelle is slow to get up here and Chezza wants to blow her away for good; she runs across the boards to resume the uppercut connection however the former Corrie babe digs deep into her resistance and drags the Geordie foe into a lenghty clinching and shoving struggle along the ropes. Cole fails to plug that decisive series into her opponent's rack and soaks up a belting rally herself as Keegan uses her supreme bumper set to wobble her back and almost pushes her through the ropes outright as the referee prefers to stay out of the action. Michelle drills her left glove into Cheryl's gut and makes her gurgle in pain before the singer finally escapes the trap and tries to mount a proper killswitch rally. She misfires on the quick approach and gets thumped on the chin as Michelle tags her on the windpipe before another bursting uppercut double on the rack. Chezza stumbles on the turnbuckle but the Stockport babe doesn't have enough energy to punish her in the final stretch so both girls are happy to see out the clock.

Round 7:
Cheryl pushes for another uppercut bounce but she's become too predictable with her initial attacks and gets clobbered on the exposed midriff instead as Keegan almost headbutts her in the process before plugging her mitts into the toned abs. Ugh! Cheryl's abs take a hard test but the proud owner still slumps into spasms and gets backed into the ropes underneath the 30E rack weight. Michelle is the one seething into the fellow brunette's ear as they wrestle for supremacy in the corner; Chezza drills the navel but eats a shoulder barge in the boobs and bumps her chin off Keegan's shoulder which allows the younger brunette to pile more leather into the exposed breadbasket come the final minute. Cole remains trapped on the turnbuckle and can't stop yelping her heart out with Michelle ravaging her abs all the way until the bell.

Round 8:
Chezza appears to be leaking energy at this stage with Michelle having recovered from that knockdown in the fifth. She plugs one uppercut after another and  slumps the tired singer on her heels before a ripping cross nails the older woman on the nose. Ugh! Chezza yelps in pain and wobbles to the side while Keegan turns it from the hip and DRILLS the solar plexus with a brutal hit that makes Cole choke on her gumshield as she stumbles back onto the ropes and grabs them in order to stay upright.... here comes Keegs!!! She SMOKES the ailing singer on the exposed boobs with a vicious triple and hauls in one uppercut on the jaw... Cheryl bursts into spasms and as soon as she lets go off the ropes, SHE CRASHES FACE DOWN AT MICHELLE'S FEET!!! Booyah!!! Michelle stumbles back and looks to be out of energy herself and has to be pulled back by Denise Lewis or else she's going down too but Chezza remains unresponsive with her eyes closed over at the other end of the ring while the merciless count passes her by!!! How about that? KO8 Michelle Keegan in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: "Stupid bytch! That should teach her some manners!", Michelle basically spits out her gumshield and has a hard time catching her breath but she watches on with a cheeky smile as the Lioness camp tries to revive the motionless Cheryl Cole. Ugh! Talk about pulling a JMD comeback of the year even though Michelle is too drained out to rise for the official verdict. Meanwhile Mel B. and Kimberley Walsh drag Chezza back onto her stool and she springs upright after like three minutes before her legs give way and gravity drags her down again. "Someone give this tramp an oxygen bottle!", Michelle approaches her and drags her by the hair before flipping her onto the canvas and mounting her into a school-girl pin before Cole can properly embrace what's going on!

"Let me go, bytch! You stupid... argghh..."

Michelle digs her nails into the singer's rack and makes her feel it all which prompts a sobbing surrender"

"Oi, oi,  stop... stop... okay, don't frickin' touch my nipples... YOUR FILTHY JUGS STOPPED MY JUGS!!!"

"Not enough there, witch! Everyone's sooo tired of your filthy mouth! I waited TEN years to get my revenge.."

Cheryl tries to kick out from underneath Michelle's pin but she's properly neutralized and can only soak the weight of 30E double smother that puts her away within the next thirty-odd seconds as Keegs poses for the cameras while flexing both her biceps & cleavage at the same time: 

"Boy, this is better than even my last trip to Barbados! We're one-n-one versus this ####! Guess we need a rubber match soon?" (laughs).

Official Result: Michelle Keegan def. Cheryl Cole KO8.