Official BBU Bantamweight Title Eliminator
Shona McGarty vs Helen George
(Marti's Maulers vs Frankie's Foxes)
(9-2, 9 KO vs 6-1, 6 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "The Maulers vs FCUK stable war was FUN but I have a bigger fish to fry here. And her name isn't exactly Helen frickin' George!", Shona McGarty is ready for the official bantamweight title eliminator and while her blonde-haired opponent is a tough test already, all eyes are on the current champion Dorota Rabczewska who arrives in the VIP lounge to witness the contenders battle in person.

McGarty earns the bigger cheer from the KO Club audience due to the fact former Lioness stalwart Emma Bunton has joined the Maulers coaching staff in the off-season and quite frankly booked this fight to be held in the Barnet backyard. Meanwhile Helen George would have preferred to battle it out on neutral territory but she's full of confidence herself and tries to bypass the brunette challenger too: "Look, Doda and I, this is what the UK boxing fans want to see! Shona is soooo past her prime! Hell, she never had ANY prime to speak of yet! Don't let the PR campaign fool you! These Hollyoaks girls are TRASH!!!"

No love lost between the two contenders who refuse to touch gloves as Helen's manager Frankie Cocozza tries to steal the show in the stands but gets bounced by the Doda security team. You're not getting that blonde on your lap tonight, buddy!

Shona McGarty wears a red bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair tied in a high ponytail. Helen George wears a light blue bikini set & pink gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls try to buy each other early with some wild shots but Shona finds the target first and whacks the blonde on the nose so hard Helen wobbles onto her heels upon impact and simply gets swamped by the brunette's leather abuse! It's Maulin' time big time as Shona connects with the stunned blonde's chin and snaps her head back immediately while working on the head-hunting assault top to bottom during the opening minute. That's exactly what the fans wanted to see as they cheer Emma's protegee and she duly pancakes the older girl back to the ropes where she maintains the high-octane assault. Shona's maybe a little too one-dimensional in her attacks but Helen still has nothing here and bellows out behind a tight earmuff instead of responding in a similar fashion which only fuels the brunette's intensity come the final stretch. McGarty can't quite blow the blonde away inside the three minutes but still leaves the actress rattled big time at the bell and Emma Bunton's smile couldn't be any bigger at this stage as well.

Round 2:
Helen looks downright upset after that horrible opener and quickly gets down to business blowing past the brunette's high guard in another swarming struggle in the opening minute. Both girls don't know much about defense here as they trade violent punches and Shona suddenly feels her lips are getting whacked into a swollen mess as George finds her groove and keeps plugging her mitts into her face! Ugh! She wobbles back and fails to react in time as she gets whacked on the nose and trips back onto the ropes where Helen flies in with a jaw-breaker of sorts! Huh! Shona sinks on jelly knees amid a loud shriek and has to apply the earmuff guard as the blonde piles more pressure up the middle. She chucks the brunette's cleavage from both sides and works the uppercut drill to keep the Maulers' contender shut down for remainder of the round! The crowd is still hot about the slugging contest so maybe Helen has some devoted fans around in North London after all?

Round 3:
More of the same in the third - ruthless slugging from both sides that even makes Doda look on in shock out there in the stands! These two really want a shot at the straps and Helen secures the uppercut route to punish the brunette's boobs again which wobbles McGarty onto her heels far too easily for Emma to not lose her composure! However Helen piles more leather into the younger foe's boobs and glues her to the spot before a brutal hook on the jaw spins Shona into the neutral corner. She tries to push off before the blonde gets there but she can't and gets wrenched to the side when George nails her on the nose instead. Cue in more pesky shots on the exposed ribcage and Shona bellows out into painful spasms while the blonde works her over and keeps trapped against the turnbuckle. The Foxes revival is very much on as Helen doesn't even have to punch her foe in the groin like she threatened on social media earlier this month! This is a classic grudge fight in the making and Shona's too affected by the blonde's wrath to address the verbal taunting that follows the bell. Huh! Did anyone metion how bitchy Helen can be? She's on a roll now...

Round 4:
Shona battles back early in the fourth which suggests her punching resistance is truly at elite level since majority of her peers would have checked out following such a rough treatment from Helen already. She nails the arrogant blonde on the jaw with a quick hooking double and plugs a mighty right hook on the chest that stops the Foxes gal in her tracks. But Helen refuses to go away and slams a left hook on the brunette's jaw that triggers another high-octane dust up in the center of the ring! Both girls dish out hits from both flanks and get stuck in the head-hunting menace again until one of them gets SMOKED on the nose and wobbles back with a loud whimper! And it's Helen! Huh! Shona flies in with immediate follow up and tears a small patch across her brow ridge before connecting with a nasty uppercut on the jaw that lifts the blonde off her feet and sends her tripping into the ropes. Helen tries to deke to the side and escapes McGarty's attack at the last second alas she loses her balance and slides on the turnbuckle so the Maulers' hopeful can find that crunching shot after all. Another wild swing and she NAILS the blonde on the swollen brow ridge which almost pulls the plug on her. Shona adds a belting drive on the chest to whip her foe against the ropes but her home run attempt is halted by the bell and that really makes most people inside the club angry!

Round 5:
Helen tries to shake off that woeful previous round but she's a little sluggish here so it's down to mind over matter stuff as Shona literally runs across the ring to connect with more head shots on the fly. The blonde's intensity comes off second best in this exchange and she gets drilled on the wounded brow ridge too many times which drops her into a rare backpedalling escape. However Shona still whacks her over the top and pins into the ropes... Helen goes for the LOW BLOW but catches the hip instead and eats a counter piledriver on the nose that SMOKES her into jelly! Ugh! Her gloves come right down so McGarty has a free shot and she NAILS the cocky blonde on the jaw to send the gumshield flying out into the stands while Helen collapses at her feet a split second later. And that's a lights out KO5 Shona McGarty!!!

AFTER: "There you go, bytch! Who's past-prime now, huh?!!", Shona yells out over the seemingly unconscious blonde but seeks out Doda over in the stands moments later and the Polish singer gives her a thumbs up sign before heading down for the exit: "I've seen enough, I've got her number... wait, I have to go there and then what? Slap her in that goofy face?", Doda feels like she bet on the wrong horse but Emma Bunton makes some gestures over at Mel B. and Shona is eventually calmed down by the collective Spice Girls effort. "This is good but remember, we're soo above this Katie Price-like crap! We'll get her the right way! She's the trashy bytch, remember!"

Hey Emma, just how jealous are you these days?

BBU TV's Anna Woolhouse claims some Spice Girls don't exactly support Doda's title campaign and would have preferred someone else to lead the pack but is Shona McGarty capable of bringing the divisional straps back to the soap TV entourage? The early betting odds are waaay too close to write her off and that's probably the reason Doda is so upset right now! 

What next for Helen G. though? Her manager Frankie C. managed to get too drunk to answer this question before BBU TV could reach him! Same old story for the Foxes!

Final result: Shona McGarty def. Helen George KO5.