After the chaos following Inna’s questionable victory over Michelle Keegan, where one result was that Alesha Dixon was humiliated in the ring by Alexandra Stan and Delia Matache, following which she was taken away by the referee, and by her own account, screwed all night. There are rumours in the auditorium that he has bedded her again since then, but Alesha has denied that, although she has suggested that he might have ‘given her one’ after the weigh in for this fight.

Anna didn’t take part in the post fight antics following the Inna v Michelle fight, and has warned that all she wants to do is beat up Alesha, and leave it at that, the Romanian making her BBU debut at the age of 40, but she has long been a terror on the European circuit, her favourite way of fighting being to really hurt her opponent first, then knock her out, and her last five fights have been quick and violent affairs, as she dispatched Masha Lind from Denmark in two rounds, breaking her cheekbone, Scotlands Elidh MacQueen inside a round, breaking her jaw, destroying Ellen Petri of Belgium in two rounds, breaking five of her ribs, Dutch babe Chantal Janzen hitting the canvas three times in a bloody one round defeat, and most recently knocking Spanish legend Anna Simon out in three rounds, breaking her left orbital bone, and fracturing her right eyesocket

Anyway, the girls are in the ring, Alesha gorgeous in her black basque and panties. Anna losing nothing by comparison in her silver basque and black panties

Round 1
The fight is starting with a lot of action, both girls sending out their jabs, but Anna has the firepower to follow hers up, and she whips right and left hooks into Alesha’s body, then cracks her across the jaw with her left hook, and Alesha teeters backwards, the Romanian all over her now, landing another right to the Brit’s body, and another left to her ribs, Alesha squealing as she backs into a neutral corner, mouth hanging open as she winces in pain. Anna’s dominating Alesha, as she keeps her in the corner, the Brit unable to get herself out of danger as Anna just keeps thudding punches into her body, then the Romanian lets her have a couple of heavy left hooks to her face, Alesha stumbling as she manages to slide down the ropes a foot or so, only for Anna to hit her back where she came from with three right hooks in succession, the bell at last pausing the action for a battered looking Alesha Dixon, who did well to stay on her feet in a brutal opening round

Round 2
Alesha’s already hurting, and Anna gives her some more, busting her up to the body on the ropes once again, Alesha trying to clinch now, Anna mumbling in her ear, “You’re finished, b1tch!” as she allows the referee to part the girls, his hands maybe just lingering over Alesha’s tits as he does so, the Brit looking annoyed at that, and channelling her aggression into a sweet pair of punches into Anna’s face, but that brings more punishment as the Romanian swats her face to and fro again, Alesha backing away, Anna hitting her again to her ribs, and now she leans in on Alesha, muttering, “You wanna suck his cock again, do ya?” then she nails her with a right to the flank, and backs off, Alesha dropping her gloves a little, Anna taking her chance, and she puts Alesha down with a sweet 1 – 2, standard right jab and left hook, but with too much power for Alesha, who’s face is already swollen, and when she gets up at 7, she eats straight punches, her guard nowhere. And it looks like her nose has been broken, as it pours blood, another one-sided round closing

Round 3
In comes Anna again, scuffing up Alesha’s face with a couple of crashing punches, the blood streaming from her nose, and she looks a sorry state as it becomes just a routine job now for Anna as she hammers Alesha to the body some more, sets her up when she feels ready with damaging left and right hooks to her face, before finishing her off in style with a right uppercut

Result: Anna Lesko knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 3

There’s almost a hush around the arena as the sheer violence of that fight sinks in, with the respected BBU veteran Alesha still unconscious several minutes after taking that final blow, Anna disinterested, raising her arms before stalking out of the ring, leaving the referee with Elena Ionescu and Alina Erimia, two big Romanian welterweight hopes, by his side.  

The referee smiles and looks down at the Beevers Babes contingent in the crowd, “I think I’ll grab myself a blonde tonight!” Elena and Alina jump down, as Rachel Riley, Lucy Fallon and Gemma Bissix look wide eyed, hoping it won’t be them, as he finally settles, and points, “She’ll do!” The big Romanians grab the selected blonde, and put her in the ring, where the referee runs his hands over her, putting her hand on the bulge in his pants as he kisses her, promising her, “I’m gonna screw you raw!” The blonde looks frightened, but returns his kisses, and, as he fondles her tits, he asks her, “What’s your name, babe?” to which she whispers in response, I’m Lucy – Lucy Fallon!” and he picks her up and carries her out of the auditorium