Denise Richards vs Charlize Theron

Note: This bout was scheduled in for September, long before the recent Richards/Ward bout


Tale Of The Tape

Denise Richards

Age: 49

Height 5’6’

34-53-2

2 time Reebox bantam champion

2 time Paramount bantam champion

Maxim lightweight champion


Charlize Theron

Age 45

Height 5’9 1/2”

270-120-12

8 Unified Lightweight titles

7 Unified Welterweight titles

1 Unified Middleweight title

3 Maxim Lightweight title

2 Paramount Lightweight titles

1 Reebox Lightweight title

2 Reebox Welterweight titles

2 Paramount Welterweight titles


Initial member Tractorpull Hall Of Fame


Results-Lookout, Story-Tractorpull


BEFORE


Richards is at the podium “Some of you looking at Charlize and me might think this is joke. She is three inches taller than me,Trust me, it isn’t. Just ask Charlize. We fought once before. I lost by a decision, but I gave her all she could handle. She has had trouble with shorter fighters. I’m probably the only former bantam, who has fought six lightweights in the Hall Of Fame. I may get around to Strahovski sooner or later, but tonight, I have a mission Tonight I am going to beat Charlize. It will be the highlight of my career”


As usual, Theron stays back. She has nothing to say


THE FIGHT


Richards enters the ring wearing a yellow bikini, yellow boots, her hair in a bun, hands encased in red gloves. Theron is in her trademark cream bikini with white gloves. Her blonde hair in corn rows, She is barefooted


Round 1 They meet in the center of the ring. Charlize immediately uses her size advantage pushing out jabs to Richards face. Denise knows to win the bout, she has to kill the body. She takes a couple jabs, but dives inside head butting her blonde opponent in the chest and lands couple straight punches to Theron’s midsection, and a sweeping right cross to Theron’s bra definitely gets her attention. Theron takes another right to the body and pushes Richards away Theron’s back at long range. Richards’ guard is high protecting her face, but a few of Goddess’s jabs get through Action slows as Richards circles looking for an opening. Charlize is content to land one of those long jabs to Richards head and keep her away. Theron is landing the harder punches as she keeps Denise comfortably away and is content to just take the points in the first round


Round 2. Richards, pleased with her showing in the first round is quicker out of her corner. Charlize sends out that long jab which Richards is expecting.She ducks under it pumps a couple left and right hooks to Theron’s body Charlize unleashes a right that goes astray. Richards head butts Theron’s jaw. Left and right hooks dig into the Goddess’ midsection. Straight punches crash into Theron’s bra, Richards moves upstairs and they exchange right crosses. Richards wins the exchange and Theron reels back into the ropes. Denise is on her with more body blows, once again head butting Charlize's chest. She’s ransacking Charlize's body pumping the breath from her. She got the Goddess on the ropes, She's close in pumping leather into the big blondes body. Charlize in desperation unleashes an overhand right the catches Denise in the forehead sending her back towards the center of the ring. Once again they are at it punching away at each other. Crosses to the head, uppercuts to the jaw, straight punches to the chest. The crowd is on its feet. A Denise uppercut buckles Theron’s legs. Theron is staggering. A right hook to the body. Theron is wide open. The bell saves her from further punishment.



R3 Charlize wants to avoid any more damage to her body, so once again she intends to fight at long range. She doesn’t want anymore head butting. Denise darts in, but is repelled by a right jab to her face. She backs off then once again she moves in and gets knocked back. She wants to get under Theron’s guard, but Theron is not cooperating. Suddenly, Charlize moves in with a right cross then a left. Another right sails over Richards’ head, but Theron is back out at long distance before Richards can act. Richards is looking for an opening, but Theron is staying away. One of the things some fans don’t like about Theron. She can suddenly change a good fight into a boring dance. She is simply taking the round off as she tries to recuperate from the body damage. Theron lands the most punches by far and takes the round. Fans voicing their displeasure with Theron’s antics


R4 Richards corner is telling he she can’t let Theron stay at long distance. She needs to fight on her terms not Theron’s. Denise closes taking a couple jabs to her face ,but once again she uses her head as battering ram into Theron’s chin Knocking Charlize’s head back. She’s in close where she want to be and drives a right and left uppercut to Theron’s midsection. She’s just a foot away from Charlize who can’t get punching room at the moment. Theron tries to push her away, but once again Richards drives her head into Theron's chin and then toggles Therons head with uppercut. Charlize is shocked and before she can recover another one right lands and another. Theron is now against the ropes and Denise pours it on. Right uppercut to the chin, straight left to the body, right cross to the jaw, over and over. Charlize is giving up her body to protect her head. Richards starts pounding away at Theron’s chest. Charlize is infuriated. As Denise loads up for another bust attack, Charlize manages to shove an open glove into the face and a right cross staggers Richards. Charlize closes looking to finish, eats a right uppercut that almost puts her down. Once again it’s Charlize who is staggering around. It’s now Denise looking to close, but once again the bell saves Charlize. In Theron’s corner she tells Lawrence “I’m tired of that head butting. She’s going to pay. Make dinner plans for after the next round,”


R5 Richards corner is upbeat. Theron is getting a little tired of Richards. She doesn’t want any more of those head butts. She going to end it and end it now. She’s going to let Denise inside and goad her into a slugging match. Theron pushes out a couple jabs intending to miss Richards takes the bait and moves into pound Theron’s body. She doesn’t get there A right hook lands on her chin staggering her. Right cross, then a left has her in the ropes. A straight right knocks her head back. Charlize sees Denise’s eyes glazing. It’s payback time. Full force blows pound into Richard’s chest. A right hook to the jaw, left cross, right cross. A rights sinks into Richard’s stomach, then another left hook to the chin. Richards is out on her feet. The referee grabs Charlize's shoulder. She shakes him off and a picture perfect right uppercut drops Richards in a heap. The referee pushes Theron away. This time she lets him. He gets the count to five and Richards hasn’t moved a muscle. He waives the bout off. Winner by brutal fashion Charlize Theron KO5.


AFTER


The referee confronts Theron in her corner and gives her a lecture.


Ref; Don’t ever shake me off when I’m trying to stop a fight. That girl didn’t deserve it and especially one that hard. You understand


Charlize: “Why didn’t you stop the head butting, it’s not legal She kept on doing it and you let her”


Ref: “You don’t like my calls. Well, excuse me. In the ring, I’m the boss. I do what I think is right. You can just stop that complaining”


CT: “Whatever”


Ref: “What did you say? Listen hot stuff, if lthat happens again. I’ll bring you up to the FCBA board on charges of interfering with a ref. I know there are members who are not exactly fans of yours. Miss Great One. You’ve beaten too many favorites. They would love to take down a peg”


CT: “Look I’m sorry. I’m having a bad day. My commode overflowed, I had a flat tire and my cat ate my breakfast. Can we just forget it? You know that is not like me”


Ref: “Wow that is a sad story. Do you see my eyes tearing?” and pointing his finger at her. “Never again, Understand.”


CT looking embarrassed: “Yes sir”.