Sophia Bush versus Jenna Coleman

(Jug of Mass Destruction Bout) 

(Words & Results: Lookout!) 

BEFORE: There is no denying the enmity between the two as fight officials work hard to keep these two separated leading up to the two resuming their JMD hostilities against one another.    Both fighters deliver separate press conferences, with Sophia referring to Jenna as a ‘chipmunk’, or ‘hippopotamus’ during her press conference, making it very clear her intent to smother out Coleman.    Jenna, on the other hand, referred to Sophia as a ‘bloated bimbo’ and ‘chubby’ repeatedly during their conference, making it equally clear her plan to smother out Bush.    Not that there was any real question of that given their history.

Extra security on hand for both fighters, which was a wise idea, as the two of them charged at one another instantly upon sight.   Sophia clad in a purple sports bra with matching shorts and gloves - hair in a fighting ponytail.   Jenna wearing a baby blue sports bra with matching shorts and gloves - hair also in a fighting ponytail.  The two of them are held apart long enough for the ref to read instructions and then it’s - the two of them just charging at one another as they are slamming at one another’s breasts before the bell ring to signal the start of the battle...

During Round 1:

Sophia very confident coming in- she read Jenna coming in, dips to the left and clips Coleman’s chin with a sweet lead left uppercut that has Jenna wobbly butt early. Bush proceeds to show off her accuracy, pinpointing Jenna’s little chin with short left uppercuts,, then a spearing right cross - Bush pivoting nice to her left after getting off. Coleman stunned, on her heels for most of the round, finally shakes it off and gets mitts on body late - just jumping in her punches from the waist, chin up high as Bush sidesteps away. Round to Sophia.

Round 2:

Jenna still jumping in, twisting her little body side to side, clubbing her wide punches to the body and jawline of her foe as Bush gets overwhelmed early.  Sophia taking good shot, moving her head, bending at the waist - defense is good, she just can’t get off. Midway through, Coleman busies herself about Bush’ breasts, pancaking those puppies with a flurry inside - gets  Sophia angry and brawling down the stretch. Crowd happy to see them slugging it up midring - girls committing slender bodies and limbs to gorgeous cracks to the head or the hips - neither girl going anywhere in brisk licking trade, Frenzied punching carries on after the bell - Coleman takes the round with a sneering smile - she got Bush fighting her fight.

Round 3:

Corner steadies Jenna, refocuses the brunette - she comes out defensively to her left, clipping chin with practiced precision. Sophia staggered once again, falls in to clinch - Jenna nice with her feet, turning Bush with a pivot, cashing in on face with sharp right crosses and that persistent left uppercut - Bush unraveling as the lanky combinations land clear. Jenna just working a hurt brunette over, turning Sophia midring, batting with wide left hooks to the body, spearing in the cross and tagging that chin with uppercuts -  Sophia swooning, staggering forward, still slugging from the hips but getting picked apart as Coleman easily punches in between.  Sophia avoids the shutout late with sheer tenacity, simply taking punches to land them - with her chin up high, hands down  low, the brunette is just asking to get hurt.

Round 4:

Jenna loads up a right - and Bush beats her to the punch with that short left uppercut, sucking the life out of Coleman’s little legs. Jenna hurt, discouraged, once again stumbles forward with weak armpunches - Bush pivoting away, picking apart her rival with patient, accurate straight licks. Coleman can’t close the distance -  Sophia always keeping her in the kill zone and the punches start adding up. End of the first minute, Bush slides back, measuring Coleman with the left, timing the brunette’s weary churning -  Sophia suddenly bending in with a straight right hand, beats Coleman to the punch - Jenna’s own lifeless right sails over the top as the brunette sinks to her knees! IT’S OVER! Coleman on all fours gives it up -  Sophia Bush pounds out Jenna Coleman via KO4!

AFTER:  Jenna on all fours, crawling around aimlessly for a moment, shaking her head back and forth in disbelief.   Eyes filled with confusion at first, then rage and horror as she tries to use one of the turnbuckles to pull herself to her feet.   Sophia grinning, watching her foe’s growing embarrassment as she doesn’t allow her rival to get up, just charging forward as she goes to shove her back against the corner with a THUD!  

Jenna slumps backwards as she squirms, trying to push at Bush’s abs as she pants out angrily “Don’t you freaking dare…” as Sophia smirks, “Oh, I’ll freaking dare, b*tch.” as she goes to wrap her forearms around Coleman’s head to pull her face into sweaty, oncoming cleavage.  Jenna moans and squeals muffled, going to kick and twist, but unable to escape as Sophia traps her in the front sleeper snugly. Grinding her chest back and forth as Jenna fights hard, but eventually fades as Sophia smiles with satisfaction.   Reaching for Jenna’s jugs to shove her foe back to a seated position,standing over her with her chest heaving in and out as she gazes down at her rival.

“Jenna isn’t half the woman that I am, though honestly, given how chubby that chipmunk is, I’m half the woman she is.   She needs to spend less time in the buffet and more time in the gym if she wants to beat me.   But, if she wants to keep treating my tits like an all you can eat buffet, then she is welcome to challenge me anytime.  I’ll be happy to let her worship my jugs anytime, because I’ve got her number now.   From here on out, it’s just going to be me beating her down and she freaking knows it…” Sophia grins, going to pose in the center of the ring over her opponent.  

Showing off after a huge JMD victory tonight as it’s clear this is far from the end between these two, but things are only to get more intense after a battle like this.   While the debate over who is better is definitely not over, that is the one thing that’s for sure as neither of these women will let their pride keep them apart from their hated rival for long.