Mathilde:
(24, 5’11, 5:2 BBU, SIRENs)

Solveig:
(22, 5’9, BBU Debut, Free Agent)

BEFORE:
Titans of the Danish industry clashing tonight on the biggest BBU stage of all. Mathilde Gohler not seeing the sunlight in a while, but from her own lips, she’s been busy training and getting ready to thrash her opponent tonight. Solveig Mork Hansen is another in line of beautiful, striking models to come out of little old’ Denmark, and hearing from her, she thinks she might just be the next, upgraded version of Nina Agdal.

“And I’m not saying that to insult her. Far from it - I consider Nina one of my idols in the modeling world, and I hope to emulate her success one day,” the redheaded beauty stating confidently at the pre-fight conference and drawing knowing nods from those in attendance at the resemblance. “One more reason to have Nina as my idol: she beat my opponent tonight… twice,” Solveig beams, rubbing insult to injury.

“And your so-called ‘idol’ just crashed spectacularly to Lily Aldridge… twice,” Mathilde cutting in during her mid-comments, with the truth cutting both ways and making the new girl gulp. “Nina’s a horrible choice as your idol, and if that’s the best woman you can think of, I’d say that you’re going to go down easily tonight.”

A bevy of Danish models coming out of the country most recently, known for their stunning height and lean figures, and they’re set to take the modeling world by storm. But first, they’re testing each other in the ring tonight, with a bout scheduled for ten rounds in the Lightweight division. Mathilde dressed in a black satin bra and panties lingerie set, with white gloves strapped on tight. Solveig going for that glamour-model vibe: pink lingerie set with red gloves and bright pink glitter on those luscious lips. HERE we go with another clash of Vikings!

ROUND 1:
Always the more experienced girl wanting to make a show of her lesser opponent, and Mathilde no exception, especially considering how competitive the Danish model can be. She strides forward and straight at Solveig, looking to overwhelm her early. This is frequently a test of a rookie’s resolve: how she handles the sudden onslaught of punches once the shit hits the fan might determine her longevity in the ring in her future career. And we’ve gotta say, the redhead handling things relatively well early on: Mathilde snapping punches at her head almost exclusively, seeking that early knockout, but Solveig defending well with her forearms and shifting her body to the side to minimise her target hit area. There’s some good foundational defensive tactics being employed here by the newcomer and it’s showing on Mathilde’s face: one that of growling and growing frustration as her punches mostly fail to land. That being said, Solveig needs to do more than simple defense, and she lets Gohler take the lead at the end of these first three minutes.

ROUND 2:
Mathilde snapping at her own corner in between rounds at having failed to get her way, whereas Hansen positively beaming at her own performance. She’s happy to have survived her very first round in the ring outside of training, and hopefully she can employ more decisive and damaging tactics in the subsequent rounds. Gohler coming at her immediately once the second round bell rings, thinking that the first might have just been beginner’s luck. But no such thing, with Solveig eager to prove otherwise when she flings a fast combination into the brunette’s face, slamming into the nostrils and lips in quick succession! OUCH. That’s gotta to have stung! Mathilde letting out a grunt, but then chugging forward regardless, more incensed at having been hit than feeling the damage. But the redhead continues with her attacks, and the two women suddenly find themselves in an all-out exchange of punches in the middle of the ring, plugging fists into the chest and body, before taking aim at the face with more brutal shoves of hands into cheek and chin! Mathilde probably getting more than she bargained for this fight when she EATS another nasty hook to the side of her face, blowing her clean to the right! Solveig packing some power for her smaller frame, as her opponent is beginning to find out the hard way! Crowd suddenly cheering on the underdog as she becomes the one seeking a knockdown early! Mathilde no choice but to shift into defence mode as she scatters and runs, trying not to get knocked the f*ck out in an embarrassing manner here! Solveig bullies her counterpart across the ring for the remaining thirty seconds, and makes a show of her dominance with a kiss blown in her foe’s direction when the bell rings. WOW - this girl showing plenty of promise, in our opinion!

ROUND 3:
Whatever happened to the snarling she-wolf?? Mathilde having to eat her pride here as she concedes the next two rounds. She needs to change things up and acknowledge her opponent’s power - power that can easily knock her out if she isn’t careful in there. But again, the stubborn trait seems to run in the Danish blood, with Gohler unwilling (or unable) to put her pride away and adapt, instead still coming forward looking for personal payback, which Solveig is all too happy to oblige her. Another hook rattles the brunette early in the first minute, sending her sprawling backwards into the ropes, but not before receiving another one-two pounding to her chin and lips as she’s forced backwards. Solveig coming forward steadily, both fists primed and ready for anything. Gohler seething, shoots a rapid combo into her body, before AGAIN her face gettin’ swiped hard to one side, this time sending her clear off her feet! HELL - Solveig letting out a war cry of her own as she charges at the incapacitated girl hanging onto the ropes, the ONLY thing preventing Gohler from going down to her knees! Mathilde grimacing and yelping as her sides and back pounded on by red fists. She struggles to turn around mid-swing, finally managing to clinch up with Hansen, before earning herself a brief respite when her assailant momentarily stunned by this development in a tight embrace. Still, things aren’t looking that good for Gohler, who’s finding herself absolutely dominated by the new girl in these three opening rounds. If this carries on, we’re gonna have one hell of an upset of the year on our hands!

ROUND 4:
Gohler at least listening to her trainer’s advice in the corner in between rounds, or should we say - she doesn’t really have a choice at this point, red-faced and breathing hard. All she can do is nod or shake her head as Henry Carvill shouts all manner of tactics that will soon fly out the window once the bell rings. Case in point: girls meet at the center and IMMEDIATELY Gohler gets bush-whacked to the body, and then, even though she was protecting her head, her guard is rammed clean out of the way before another hook SWIVELS her off her feet as she lands hard on the ground! FINALLY it’s a KNOCKDOWN that the newbie’s been waiting for, swallowing her whole in the first minute of the fourth round!

Seems like even Mathilde-fans have swung against their girl, with the entire stadium chanting Solveig’s name by this point in the fight. And who wouldn’t!? The redhead with a spectacular showing thus far, even now confidently raising an arm to acknowledge her newfound fans before returning to neutral corner to await the inevitable outcome. Mathilde all this while crawling to the ropes, mouth open and sucking in precious air as she attempts to rise back upwards to salvage her pride. At least the Siren is willing to continue this fight, recovering by the count of 8 with that horrid expression on her face still snarling as she continues to seek revenge.

Referee resumes the final two minutes of this contest and finally, we can see a noticeable difference in how Gohler is approaching her foe: by staying the f*ck out of her way. Solveig steadily coming forward once more, trying to advance her advantage into an insurmountable lead, but is suddenly faced with confusion as Mathilde no longer comes right back at her in her direction, denying her any targets to punch. Gohler not going to take this round either for her corner, but at least she manages to survive the last two minutes by staying out of reach. Is it enough to turn this match around though? We head into the second half to find out…

ROUND 5:
Hansen still looking cocky as she begins the fifth, hands outwards and trailing, following Gohler and stalking about the ring, looking to end this fight. But Gohler moving sideways and punching, suddenly the one scoring hits on the redhead’s face from afar, especially in time for herself to jump back out of harm’s way. Solveig taking one, two, three snags to the nostrils, grimacing each time but they’re dents in the ocean compared to the number of points she has on Gohler thus far. But hell if the Siren is gonna give up so easily. Gohler finding some brief measure of success for herself here, and she intends on taking advantage of it fully, especially when Solveig is giving her free targets to hit without realising it. Both girls’ corners are the ones looking in from the outside though, as they start shouting at their respective girls: Solveig’s telling her to stop her blind advance into a machine-gun of punches, whereas Mathilde’s suddenly beaming as they sense a possible turnaround. Redhead not listening fully, or perhaps doesn’t really know how to: rookie colours showing themselves as she blindly advances into the barrage of Mathilde’s punches, only managing to snag a combo into Mathilde’s tummy late in the round before it ends suddenly in her opponent’s corner, perhaps for the very first time in this fight!

ROUND 6:
Well, Henry Carvill sure seems happier at his girl’s performance, with Gohler picking up where she left off from the first round by constantly hounding Solveig in from the sides. Suddenly things don’t look all too rosy for the rookie, with her face receiving a good amount of damage all within a short period of time, exposing the weaknesses in her defence that no-one could see before when she was still surging ahead. Mathilde relentlessly punching at the head now that she’s gotten a taste of blood in the water, slowly but surely pushing her backwards and across the ring. Solveig like a fish out of water now that she’s on the receiving end of the abuse, the pain mounting in her cheeks and chin as they’re pounded on in an increasing fashion. And now her eyes start to water and face starts to swell as she begins to panic from the sheer volume of attacks coming in her direction. Her defensive guard is all over the place for an effective fighter, which Mathilde certainly takes advantage of: more open shots into the stomach has her grunting and bending over, before the She-Wolf steps in and TORQUES an uppercut right up into the poor girl’s chin, making Solveig CRUMPLE INTO THE DUST!

Good lord - that power-swing took the rookie clean off her feet as her upper torso and back of neck slam into the canvas with a THUD! Referee quickly counting her out, with the redhead groaning on her back whilst holding onto her jawline. How far the tables have swung in this fight! Mathilde suddenly back to her cocky self, berating insults at her downed foe from across the ring, at the same time hurling insults at her ‘former’ fans in the rafters for abandoning her so easily. 5…6… Solveig showing tenacity for a rookie as she’s back onto shaky knees, pulling herself up just in time before the 10-count. There’s still two minutes left on the clock, in what’s cruelly a reversal of fortunes from before.

And Mathilde already looks all set to charge in and finish this. Bell rings to continue and the Danish woman RUSHES without a hint of hesitation! Solveig with barely any fight left in her as she’s SLAMMED into whilst still on the ropes, Gohler going after her body with strapping hands buried into the pit of her stomach, before her hapless face getting rocked left and right by more hooks landing. This abuse goes on for a good one minute, folks, with the rookie receiving her just desserts, as far as Goher is concerned. FINALLY the ref has seen enough, JUMPS in to save the poor woman from being beaten to death. He could have done so MUCH earlier, the not-so-perceptive bastard, with Mathilde STILL swinging her fists at the poor girl, who finally sags down onto the canvas, her face beaten into a pulp. It’s over!!

Official Decision: Mathilde Gohler defeats Solveig Mork Hansen via TKO6!

AFTER:
Mathilde still screaming at her downed foe from across the ring, at various points trying to rush her again to inflict more punishment, but gets held back repeatedly by the ring officials.

“WHO’S YOUR IDOL NOW, B*TCH?!? HUH??”*

Medics checking on Solveig’s broken form. Tough luck indeed to get matched at the hands of someone as vicious as Mathilde Gohler. But our analysis still stands for the redhead: she proved herself as having plenty of potential in the ring, and should she continue to fight again after this brutal loss, we reckon all she needs is some polish in the defensive department.

As for Gohler, not much we can really say that we haven’t said before: this girl needs to control her temper in order to truly rise to the top. Her getting outclassed by a rookie in the first four rounds is proof of that tonight. But try telling that to her face at this point and you’d probably receive a right hook to your own for your troubles - she’s busy celebrating in her corner, mounting the turnbuckles and pounding a fist off her chest. For now, the Danish conquest looks set to continue!