(BBU Independent vs Fight Club UK)
(2-5, 2 KO vs 6-6, 5 KO)
JMD Value: 30F (Natural) vs 32D (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: This is a curious match-up between a largely underrated blonde and "all-eyez-on-me" brunette who steals just about every headline before fight night here in the Manchester Arena. Katie Price has triggered a bitter feud with the revived Marti's Maulers stable - with mixed results to say the very least - and several experts question which side of the boxing trade she fails at the most? Her coaching skills have been exposed but she doesn't thrive too much fighting confidence either going 0.500 in her twelve career starts.

Katie dominates the trash-talking exchange regardless; to the point Sam shuts her down with an eye roll and BBU TV's Charlie Webster orders a quick commercial break since even she can't listen to Price calling out her tonight's opponent as "blonde bimbo who zero talent" and "useless slut" among others. Well, let's she if she can back it up in the ring and prove she can actually punish someone else than Maulers' trainer Kara Tointon who got sucker punched by the notorious glamour model the other day.

Sam Cooke wears a black bikini set and red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Katie Price wears a burgundy bikini set with black trim and black gloves. Long dyed black hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Katie jumps into immediate attack and targets the blonde's rack with some quick piledivers however Sam dances away from the close range danger and loops a couple of crosses that tag the charging brunette on the chin. This only fuels Katie's attack as she barks in her efforts to secure more point-blank range connection before the blonde proves superior in the footwork department and makes Price look more than sluggish come the second minute. Katie refuses to back off from the pursuit and keeps slicing thin air which eventually leads into another steady counter-punching response from the agile free agent. Cooke slams a left hook on the liver area to wobble Price to the side and mounts an uppercut drive that whips the older model on her heels and backs her into the ropes when the blonde opens up with more success. She traps Katie in the corner come the final stretch and those verbal taunts sound even more desperate now that Sam has stolen the round late according to Charlie Webster.

Round 2:
Katie lets it rip from both flanks again but Sam channels the successful tactics and stays off the collision course while waiting for the brunette to blow her gasket wholesale. It doesn't take long for Price to follow that script and she eats a thunderous hook on the jaw before Sam jumps into a steady uppercut drive that stymies the brunette's charging affair. Cooke hauls in several crisp shots on the exposed ribcage to dump the older model on her heels and while Katie refuses to back off, she suffers from an uppercut nightmare down the stretch. Sam actually head-butts her as she leans on the cougar but keeps drilling the enhanced rack to force a yelping sign of attrition from the brunette's throat. Huh! Katie applies a clinching stalemate but Cooke shakes her off before the ref steps in and BLASTS a left hook on the solar plexus to cripple the notorious FCUK owner into loud spasms. Katie tries to gather her thoughts here but eats a harpoon on the liver and wobbles into a chest-thumping uppercut THAT SENDS HER CRASHING ONTO HER SIDE moments later! How about that from the underrated free agent? Sam scowls at the fallen rival and needs to be shoved back to her corner but Price isn't about to go down without a proper response here as she gets back upright at seven and vows to smash the blonde to pieces regardless. Huh! That's a bold call from Katie before the bell cools the tempers down shortly afterwards.

Round 3:
Both women slug it out in the center of the ring as Sam goes for the kill alas Katie manages to beat her for a quick slant on the jaw and then camps inside her cleavage which leads into a lenghty battle of attrition the Manchester Arena simply loves to see here! Katie's too proud or too stubborn to back away from the all-in recovery and she lifts Sam's boobs often enough to force her back; she cracks a left hook on the liver area and leaps straight at the reeling woman which results in another head-butt! Huh! Sam bends to the side and shrieks out in pain but Price is all over her rack and thumps her back to the corner where she lands more cruel punches just below the bust to drop Cooke into a lenghty clinching stalemate. That's a nice comeback from the FCUK cougar who defies the BBU TV odds and punches herself into relevance as she digs more leather into the soft midsection tissue to close out the round.

Round 4:
Sam looks a little annoyed now and struggles to enforce her aggression following another quick exchange in the center of the ring. Katie improves her mobility to stay in the close range pursuit but more importantly, she blasts one crisp hook on the liver area too many which forces Cooke into a hectic escape. Charlie Webster doesn't like it but the free agent lacks consistency tonight and allows Price to bully her around down the stretch before she steps up for a cross hook on the enhanced target. Katie soaks it up and carries through on the jaw as she bounces off the flesh and dings the blonde into spasms in the neutral corner. She cranks it up late and charges head-first to result in another dirty clash upstairs but she keeps piling the strikes to the body to leave Sam gasping in disarray at the bell.

Round 5:
The local Manc support fuels Sam to beat Katie to the opening punch in the fifth but the FCUK cougar fends off the close range heat and cripples the blonde with a nasty stinger on the liver area which is quickly followed by an uppercut drive on the exposed boobs. Ugh! Sam fails to stretch her elbows in time and gets swamped by the brunette's power supply that reels her butt-in-ropes amid more painful shrieks. She tries to swing it from the back foot but only bounces off the top of Price's forehead and gets WHACKED by a piledriver on the solar plexus instead that bends her into a nasty uppercut follow up moments later... AND THAT PUNCH SILENCES THE MANCHESTER CROWD as Sam loses her grip and comes crashing down at the brunette's feet! "How about that, slut??", Katie's taunting earns her a massive jeering response from the audience but Sam is HURT as she rises to all fours and barely beats the count at eight... She hugs her rack and tries to convince the referee she's all good here. Well, there's no premature stoppage in front of her own fans here but Price blitzes her moments after the command and secures a brutal uppercut connection that leaves Cooke splattered against the ropes and simply taking unnecessary abuse! Katie ravages her rack to the point Sam's yelps are screaming for mercy and the ref has no choice but to STEP IN and save the blonde from getting her boobs punched into submission! TKO5 Katie Price in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Katie wastes little time in making the sobbing blonde pay as she wraps her around the head and hip-tosses to the ground where she applies the side-breast control to literally shoves Sam's face into the enhanced cleavage: "C'mon, slut! Tap! Tap!! I dare you!". Maybe Katie watched some UFC coverage as she keeps the headlock on for the next thirty seconds before the unfortunate Mancunian model passes out and is left soulless on the boards. People start to throw beer cans onto the ring but Katie grabs the announcer's mic and tells the furious audience she's taking Cooke back to the hotel room where she will serve as her sex slave for the next 24 hours: "She got lucky I wanted to finish her off quick but these sluts deserve much worse! Kara Tointon had her security team the other day with her but some free agent scrubs don't have that luxury so her ass is all MINE!"

Charlie Webster wants to know whether Rhian Sugden perhaps objects to Sam's looming disaster and tries to save the Manchester pride but the PageThrees camp is having too much fun in the bar already so Katie signals for the FCUK personal team to stretch the motionless Cooke off the ring. "Yep, she's going with me, folks! There's nothing you can do about it! I STILL rule this JMD business, like it or not!" 

Lucy Pinder on twitter: "That was AWFUL! Can't trust a random blonde to shut Katie's mouth at all. What a waste!" #KatieSux #PinderRules

Final result: Katie Price def. Sam Cooke TKO5.