

BBU Friday Night Showdown presented by Black Eagle Boxing (from Lanxess Arena, Cologne)
Posted by Vassago on November 16, 2018, 11:55 pm
(Black Eagle Boxing vs Lioness Club) (3-3, 3 KO vs 9-6, 9 KO) Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Since the Spice Girls have announced yet another reunion tour in the upcoming months, Geri Halliwell's BBU return simply must be considered a part of the entire PR package. The 46-year old cougar doesn't even deny this when talking to BBU TV's Georgie Thompson and wisely points out she never officially retired from either business! Does she have what it takes to upstage Collien Fernandes on the German's home soil though? The raven-haired TV showgirl knocked out Emma Bunton back in April and vows to double up on the UK's most notorious girlsband of the past 20 years tonight. While Geri is believed to be a better fighter than Emma, she hasn't tasted any ring action in almost 16 months which must work against her regardless of all the past results.
Collien Fernandes wears a lace black corset, red panties and golden gloves. Long black hair tied in a curled ponytail. Geri Halliwell wears a Union Jack themed one-piece swimsuit and white gloves. Long strawberry blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1: It's a quick start from the brunette who gives Geri's high guard plenty of jabbing and then some... Geri's head snaps back upon steady impact up the middle and she struggles to embrace the early high-offense from the local favorite. Collien targets a proper whitewash here in the opener as she thumps a cumbersome looking redhead back to the ropes where she maintains the aggressive drill even though the lack of diversity allows Halliwell to survive the onslaught. Both veterans resume the leather exchange following a brief clinching spell and while Geri remains backed into the ropes, she nails Fernandes with the most powerful shot of the round which wobbles the TV showgirl to the side and enables the singer to step away from the trap moments before the bell.
Round 2: Collien's visibly upset over that last punch in the opening round and jumps at the singer with more aggression alas Geri blocks her efforts off and rocks her with a quick double on each temple. Both women settle down in a close range dispute where Geri's able to stick more meaningful leather up the middle with head-hunting tactics assuming control. Collien scowls in her efforts to land that big punch on the singer's face but she gets outworked down the stretch when Halliwell's precision becomes too hot to handle and sends the brunette into defensive circles. Fernandes tries to mount a late recovery but walks into a nasty hook on the nose that makes her think better off it in the end.
Round 3: Eagles coach Gina Wild remains very calm so far; she's guided Geri Halliwell into BBU success when she was still the Lioness trainer alas the Cologne audience loses a lot of patience following another close range dispute that has Fernandes spitting verbal abuse rather than punches. Geri outworks her rival in the phone booth tangle and finds the first meaningful body shot that cripples the brunette all too easily. Collien bends forward with a loud gasp and struggles to lock a clinch while the notorious Brit NAILS her with a huge uppercut on the jaw instead! And just like that FERNANDES GOES DOWN ON HER KNEES!!! Ugh! What a horrible moment for all the German fans here and coach Wild is calm no more... She urges the brunette to get up ASAP and Collien tries to sell this knockdown as accidental slip.. she gets up at five but one doesn't need a replay to confirm that quick uppercut... it's slugging on speed dial that follows and it's a very brave tactics from the local favorite who risks another quick demise here... she gets outworked in close range again as Halliwell spits leather venom from both flanks to stuff the aching Fernandes on her heels... another big uppercut to shatter that German jaw? You betcha!!! Geri ROCKS her foe in deja vu fashion and poor Collien goes all fish-tailing deep into the run... time for the haymaker to finish this off? NO!!! Bell rescues Collien from instant disaster as the goading Brit just couldn't deliver the last punch and the ref was ultra quick to get in the way too! "Bytch! You're all done here!", it's nice to hear Halliwell has found that competitive edge again!
Round 4: Collien remains a little woozy during the interval and her aggression is all but neutralized early in the fourth when Geri jumps in for the kill! The Lioness head trainer Mel B. didn't even have to say a word to her bandmate so she can truly enjoy Halliwell ripping punches upstaits to render Collien's guard competely useless! Ugh! The dark-haired woman struggles to move around under the onslaught and gets glued to the spot; BBU rules prevent the ref from saving the German some time via a standing eight count so it's all or nothing stuff but Geri makes sure it's the latter... she lands one left/right combo on the temples too many to wobble the brunette numb... cue in another hook on the jaw and Collien CRASHES FLAT ON HER BACK with a loud thumping sound! And that's all she wrote, folks! KO4 Geri Halliwell!!!
AFTER: Geri yells back at former coach Gina Wild before twerking her cougar booty over the fallen opponent. Poor Collien has been rendered semi-unconscious here and is in no shape to respond to the singer's physical taunting. "Still got the moves, baby!", Geri indicates her dancing on-stage routine is well up to the task now that she's proven her boxing skills aren't exactly covered in rust either - like the experts feared. Even Georgie Thompson has to eat some crow but at least Geri spares everyone the singing part for the reunion tour. She wouldn't stand a chance to silence the jeering response from the Cologne audience anyway! Better luck booking her next fight over in the UK! Given the joyful mood between the two Spice Girls in the Lioness corner that appears to be the case. Geri could well be the last of the band members to officially retire from the ring with the exact date still marked as TBD.
Final result: Geri Halliwell def. Collien Fernandes KO4.
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