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20 December 2020 Avril Lavigne vs Madison Beer

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THE DOLL BALL SEASON 3 ROUND 5 PPV

Posted by The Dollhouse on Dec 20, 2020 at 7:54am

Avril Lavigne
(36, 5’2, 120 lbs, 41:18 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Madison Beer
(21, 5’5, 111 lbs, 7:2 FCBA, Lookout! Boxing)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian/The Dollhouse/Lookout!

BEFORE:
Avril’s coming out the door and into the press room with a wide smile and spring in her step, having finally defeated that losing streak of hers with a knockout victory against Chloe Moretz in her last fight just last month, now hoping to get back into title-seeking contention with another win over up-and-coming rising star, Madison Beer.

This rematch has been in the air ever since Beer’s impressive debut in June last year, where the brunette gave Laivgne a run for her money before going down in the 6th, which promptly earned her a contract at Lookout. Madison has been chasing the rematch ever since, and as Avril takes her seat at the press conference table, reporters ask the Doll curtly why she chose to take this fight again, and so early after recent losses against some of the up and coming rookies of the division (Bassinger, Moner), to which Avril merely frowns at the insinuation that she’s a lesser fighter, before responding with an annoyed tone of voice:

"What do you mean why I chose to accept now? Did you SEE how much sh*t this b*tch has been talking about me lately? I'm not afraid of anyone, especially not weak ass rookie hoes like Maddy here. She thinks she's god's gift to humanity or something, coming out of nowhere and talking so much trash after I already knocked her the f*ck out....” Avril pauses, irritated. “She needs to learn to respect older more experienced girls...and hella more talented! She's a total embarrassment to the league and the music business... I literally know porn stars who look less slutty than her in their actual pornos!” Avril snorts with derision.

“At first, I wasn't going to pay too much attention to her whining about a rematch, I'm a busy girl you know....” The blonde grins. “I've got way more important things to do than worry about some lanky ass rookie sl*t who I’ve already beaten, you know? But she's been trash talking me all over the place and I think it's time I shut her up for good.” Avril punctuates this statement with a middle finger aimed at Madison from across the table.

“You're not getting another rematch after tonight, b*tch, ok? So make the best of it. Two ass kickings in a row are gonna be enough to prove this sl*t is not in my league. Also, I've got a little plan for her after I'm done f*cking her up....you're all gonna love it! Well, all of you except E.T here. Can't wait!" Avril ends her tirade with a wink of things to come.

From across the press table, Madison Beer has to be held back by members of her own stable, her eyes narrowed and nostrils flaring, furious at hearing Avril's assessment of her. When it's made clear that she won't be able to assault Avril prior to the start of the match, she takes a deep breath and glares across the ring, hands on her hips.

"It's SO f*cking annoying to listen to some washed up, over-the-hill former music ‘star’ and I'm going to use that word very loosely. It's been years that that little punk rock princess poser b*tch was relevant in the music scene and it's clear that the same is happening here in the FCBA. I've hardly lost a match since taking on Lavigne and trust me, I won't be losing to this tabby has-been tonight.”

To which Avril rolls her eyes in immediate response. "Please b*tch. I'm a music icon. Just ask anyone who grew up in the early 2000s. You WISH you were as iconic as me! Meanwhile, you're just another talentless hoe with a slutty voice like any other generic pop chick out there. I bet you never even wrote a single song in your life! Fake ass b*tch. The only reason anyone gives a sh*t about you is that you act and dress like a freaking porn star. Your management knows you have zero talent as an artist and a boxer, they only signed you so they could sell lots of tickets to all the thirsty boys in the crowd. I mean, when people hear your name the only thing they do is laugh at that stupid last name. LOL. I mean, Beer is awesome, but not as a last name. It sounds SO stupid. I can't believe you haven't changed it yet, dumbass. SO embarrassing...."

Madison shakes her head dismissively, facepalming as she fires back: "I seriously can't believe she's still such a childish airhead at her old ass age... making fun of my last name? Are you sure you're THIRTY-six Av? You sound a lot closer to SIX. Besides, I'm not sure what her problem is, just take a good look at her soft, flabby tummy and you'll know she's a HUGE beer fan, for sure!" Madison laughs. "But, while Avril may be MUCH older than me, I'm not afraid to knock her senior ass out and send her back to the retirement center where she belongs. I'm going to f*ck her up and the best part of it is, there is absolutely nothing she can do about it. She's a weak, fat-ass, pathetic little poser skank and I'm going to expose her tonight because while I know I'm f*cking sick of her, I know the rest of the league is too. It's time to shut her up!" Madison makes another lunge for Avril, watching the blonde dart back as Beer laughs, "Look at her…running away from me - what a scared little sl*t!!"

Avril immediately responds by raising a middle finger towards the aggressive brunette from behind her security team. "Pfffft! I'm not running away b*tch. I just don't want your skanky, creepy E.T arms on me before the fight, OK?! Cheater. YOU'll be the one running away when I f*ck up your porn star face in the ring, sl*t. You're lucky I'm gonna be wearing gloves!"

Okay, that’s enough talk for now. Security is growing exasperated as they desperately try to herd both fighters back to their respective doors and backstage, out of infuriating sight to flare further tempers. Hours later, and it’s finally time to walk the walk for both ladies - Madison’s down the ramp first, flourishing a black bikini top with blue outlines, similar-coloured short tights for bottoms, looking badass and focused as she raises blue gloves to the cheers of the crowd, her exquisite, long, fit body on full display as she makes her way to the ring looking as confident as ever, and rightly so - considering her current boxing record and impressive debut performance against Lavigne.

Avril is out next, clad in her usual black and pink boxing gear and the noise levels are through the ROOF as she walks out from behind the curtains. What’s that? The blonde is curiously carrying a six-pack of beers with her as she makes her way to ring, enjoying the stares and frequent exclamations from the rest of the arena (as well as her own opponent in the ring) as she hugs that six-pack close to her chest, carrying it proudly down the ramp whilst shouting and giggling - "We're gonna be destroying some beers tonight bitches, literally!” Later at ringside, she hands the sick-pack carton over to Kristanna Loken for safe-keeping, before heading to her corner, stretching in preparation for the showdown. Madison beer doing the same, her length advantage clearly visible when you look at both girls stretching in close proximity, and it will be up to Lavigne to find a way to beat a now far more experienced version of Beer again.

Referee gestures to both corners to kick off this epic rematch between blonde and brunette. Referee can’t wait to wave his hand to start, and HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
It’s a much-anticipated rematch from their last encounter back in 2019, when Avril knocked Madison out in six rounds. That sting of defeat is still too much for Beer to bear, and here she comes right out of the gate, hot and flustered, FINALLY with no one in her way to stop her advance as she PLOWS straight into Lavigne with everything she’s got! Avril for once decided to take the opening round slow, but she doesn’t count on the fact that her opponent’s out for blood, struggles to defend herself from early shots landed all over her face and body. Still, the Doll knows she can only hope to outsmart her younger, fitter opponent, firing back at Beer in short bursts of punches, and tagging her back on the face throughout the round. But Beer not to be denied for long, shrugs off most of the jabs and then SLAMS back with a vengeance, ending the first round with a clean shot delivered to the Doll’s cheek, making Avril squeal and shout backwards in shock. A wide round goes to Madison Beer and a smirk on the brunette’s face as she confidently walks back to her corner after exerting dominance over the blonde in the first 3 minutes of this contest.

ROUND 2:
Lavigne’s focus back on her defences is uncharacteristic of the traditionally aggressive fighter. Still, it’s an expert display of footwork and how much Avril’s learned over the last three years at the Dollhouse, blocking and weaving early with a hell lot more efficiency than when she first started. She bends her head over with her arms locked in front, absorbing powerful shots from Madison before the Lookout starlet eats a right hand back to the chin in response, and back-and-forth these girls go as Beer tries to break the musical starlet’s guard in half, repeated swipes and pokes at her body, but Lavigne wisely scooting backwards just in time, only to follow through with a longer return jab right to the face again. The Doll’s strategy appears to hold up to scrutiny by the end of these three minutes, a smile finally breaking across her face as she returns back to her corner.

ROUND 3:
But here comes Beer again, looking hungry as ever, though we’d argue she’s making some crucial, early mistakes by repeatedly charging Avril down and hoping for an early win. As a result, Lavigne’s left turtled up and moving constantly, but even she can’t compete with her younger counterpart forever, gets trapped with her back to the ropes for a brief moment, her body taking a beating left and right but a couple of strategic clinches saves her from a complete shutout. Luckily for the Doll, Beer’s starting to slow down towards the end of the round, breathing hard as she continues to advance on her hated rival, more lefts and rights thrown at Avril’s direction but with no discernible fashion, as the relative newcomer hopes to surprise and shock but doesn’t manage to follow through all the way to the bell. We sincerely hope that Avril has an offensive game-plan going forward here, especially after getting battered about like this by the rookie for three rounds straight!

ROUND 4:
An early SHOT to the temple has one girl seeing stars and reeling back dangerously, as Madison uses her huge reach and STUNS the smaller blonde with a sudden, overhand right! Ouch!! Lavigne coming in with a looser guard at first, thinking it might just be time to take the fight back to her younger counterpart. But an early flurry to Madison’s arms has the opposite effect: Beer reared forward all of a sudden, her left hand jammed upwards into Avril’s chin, before a follow-up right swing smacks into the side of the forehead… AND AVRIL GOES DOWN!! SHOCKER of a KNOCKDOWN from Madison Beer, who must have put all her hate and malice into that one right hook! Lavigne’s head swiped hard to one side, the rest of her body wavering after, before she collapses down to the canvas! The Doll herself is looking flabbergasted at where she’s ended up, left pawing at the ground as she makes a beeline for the ropes! Meanwhile, Beer’s already celebrating, both hands thrown into the air as she skips her way back to corner - all that rushing and effort paid off in the end, but it’s a matter of whether Avril will stay her ass down for the 10-count, which the Doll manages to beat with the help of the ropes by the referee’s 8. Close call either way as Madison takes the fourth by another impressive margin!

ROUND 5:
The writing’s on the wall for Lavigne if this abuse keeps up - the Doll’s clearly still a little shocked from her earlier treatment but some signs of life also rekindled here: an early left-right flurry catches a tiring Beer on the chin, then another jab gets stuck on her nose as Lavigne fights back. Beer’s hoping to repeat her past achievement but it’s a tall feat now that she’s running her tank on empty, and Avril’s only gearing up for a real fight. Avril still remains cautious until the last minute, however, shaking cobwebs from her eyes before rushing at the younger fighter in short bursts of unnatural speed, followed by power: Beer groaning and grunting as her own tummy’s beaten on, blows sunk in left and right, then her arms are shaken from side to side as Avril salvages the round at the bell, and a possible comeback. Yet shrewd observers may notice Madison is more shaken than hurt, her rock hard AMD caliber abs withstanding most of Lavigne’ assault with relative ease as the brunette steadies herself right back up at the bell, shrugging off most of that exchange.

ROUND 6:
HERE COMES AVRIL, fire in her eyes as she rushes at Madison, thinking she’s ready to go down! No doubt there’s that last knockdown still ringin’ in her head as she strives to deliver her own tit-for-tat blow to the younger girl’s psyche, swinging hooks early at Beer’s head in an effort to take her off her feet. Look of shock on Lavigne’s face, however, her eyes widen as Beer suddenly swerves back to avoid a third hook, her head and torso moving back like fluid on a summer’s day as she BANGS a fist off the base of Avril’s chin, which snaps her head upwards with a CRACK!! OUCH! Lavigne seeing stars as she hurries back to her defensive line, growls in pain as she fends off a suddenly rabid Beer, who just pushes and pushes her way inwards, uppercuts thrown all over the place as she cuts the Doll in half with body shots, then dings the arms with more fists aimed at her chin. Avril’s left groaning as she gets pushed about in the ring, her only defense to cling onto Beer’s shoulders, pout for air with loose lips as Madison pounds the stuffing out of her body. Thankfully, the Lookout star gets too preoccupied with the punishment, fails to put Avril down a second and final time this round. If only her punches had a little bit more raw power behind them, this fight could have been over for the Doll by now. But alas, bell rings yet Madison appears to be satisfied enough with her work for now, smirking as she pants into the blonde’s ear: “You’re joining my club next round. Excited yet, tubby?” Lavigne’s eyes widen with realization as she’s roughly shoved off by Beer who heads back to her corner, high fiving her team before sitting down for some much needed rest with a sly grin on her face. Avril is left on the ropes, looking morose as she clutches her body in agony, she and her team surely wondering how she’s going to survive another round in what has been a surprisingly one-sided fight thus far.

ROUND 7:
But survive she does, at least for now…and not only that - Avril stays afloat in the first minute, consciously moving back and to the side to avoid another of Beer’s charges. The brunette’s threats perhaps awakening her survival instincts here. And luckily for her, Madison seems to have put most of her reserves into that last blitz attempt, her mouth hanging open tiredly as she stalks Avril about the ring, but never manages to corner her again. Avril senses this and pounces later, a left-right combo stinging Beer to the face as she picks up where she left off. Ironic that some of Beer’s own feistiness and fire can be seen in her older counterpart as neither of these girls are willing to back down just yet. Beer grunting, eyes shut in pain as another jab-straight combination makes her nose throb and eyes water. She’s forced backwards step by step and no amount of return fire seems to be hitting its mark, with Lavigne constantly staying at a comfortable distance throughout the rest of the round.

ROUND 8:
Beer might have been the aggressor for most of this fight but by the 8th, both girls are looking equally tired and one can’t deny the appeal of letting them loose in a confined space, even if they’re both decades apart in terms of age. But what Avril lacks in stamina she makes up for in both experience and explosiveness. Madison with a last burst of energy in the first sixty seconds, scoring on the guard with some wild overhands thrown and swung forward to shock Avril backwards, hopefully take this fight to its final quarter. But Lavigne quickly rallies in the latter half, back to basics boxing as she stuns Beer with textbook straight-hands sent down the middle of her arms, slammed right into the nostrils and snapping her head back in painful glee. Beer groaning as more and more straight punches land on her in quick succession, her arms moving in front of her wildly and inadequately defending herself. Avril huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf with an iron-clad plan, BLOWS the young songstress off her feet with a cross delivered straight to the chin!! UGHH!! Beer lands on her back with a THUD, her arms splayed in various directions while an exhausted looking Avril wobbles to the closest neutral corner, panting hard as she slumps against the corner post, surely hoping Madison isn’t coming for more. The proud brunette still flattened, tries her best to lift the back of her head off the canvas, but that last punch was more than she could handle, doesn’t manage to do so despite multiple groggy attempts! The referee gives her the full 10-count to recover but it’s no use - Beer’s OUT OF IT as the ref calls for the bell!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Madison Beer via KO8!

AFTER:
Avril does it again! The Dollhouse team breathe a collective sigh of relief as the blonde manages to squeak out the win against the dangerous Lookout star once again. You just don’t know what to expect from the Canadian these days after her recent shocking losses and tonight was looking like another disaster in the making for Avril after 6 rounds of practically being (wo)manhandled by the younger, bigger singer….but this Doll doesn’t need too many chances to knock a Flyweight down and out and she ended up finding her offense late and finishing a tiring, complacent Madison off tonight.

HELL of a performance either way from both fighters, in a battle that’s lasted two rounds longer than their last encounter, and dare we say, twice as exciting! Avril with a huge smile of relief on her reddened face after her win is made official, twice-in-a-row now beaten back the hungry and youthful challenger and rising Lookout starlet. Still too exhausted and breathless to celebrate, the blonde rests on her stool for a few long moments as the crowd chants her name. Meanwhile on the opposite side of the ring, Madison Beer is surrounded on the mat by her medical team, still too out of it to stand up by herself, and Avril can only giggle as she finally rises from her stool and climbs the ropes in her corner to pose for her many fans in the arena. Her trademark cockiness is back on display as she smiles cockily with both arms raised, shouting “HELL YEAH BITCHES!!!” to the ecstatic crowd as if the fight was a sure-win from the very beginning while mounting the middle rope at the three corners of the ring.

It’s a big victory party to end a tumultuous year for the Canadian and Avril finally gestures to her team to bring over the much-anticipated beers to complete the celebrations. The blonde’s personal trainer Kristanna Loken climbs into the ring with a smile on her face and the six-pack in hand, handing it over to Avril who snatches the entire carton, then hands out four bottles to her team members. The Dollhouse team proceed to toast in the middle of the ring, with Avril quickly chugging down a full beer bottle in a matter of seconds as the fans go wild cheering the bratty Doll on. Handing the empty bottle back to an amused Loken with a giggle, the blonde then grabs the last remaining bottle in the carton and skips over to Madison’s corner, who’s now sitting on her stool still looking lightheaded, still being treated by her team for her face bruises as she watches Avril approaching her with squinted, hateful eyes.

“I LOVE me some beer, don't you?” Avril teases the brunette as she stands in front of her, raising the beer bottle, giggling. “I got you one too! Didn’t want you to feel left out, we’re PARTYING! Enjoy LOSER!" Avril’s voice shrieks out from above as she suddenly FLIPS the bottle over the young singer’s head!!! Oh my! And before Madison knows it, her head’s completely SOAKED with the liquid of her namesake! The crowd is going absolutely WILD here ladies and gentleman as Lavigne laughs hysterically!

Madison sputtering, brought immediately back to life by the cold feel of the sticky liquid pouring down her hair and face. Avril’s laugh can be heard reverberating in her ears and throughout the arena while the brunette stares at the older singer in complete shock and humiliation, her dripping face slowly turning into a mask of pure rage as she breathes heavily through flaring nostrils. “And don't f*ck with me ever again, hoe!" Avril ends her fun with a sneer. The cold beverage though was more than enough to wake Madison from her foggy state, and the fuming brunette suddenly LUNGES forward at her hated enemy, hoping to tackle the blonde down to the mat and beat that grin out of her. Lavigne immediately yelps as she jumps back in surprise, not expecting Beer to have any energy left to stand up to her, but manages to react quickly enough to escape as she backpaddles quickly towards the safety of her team, with the brunette luckily still just too slow and groggy to chase the blonde further, dizzying herself by standing up so quickly, she falls back down to her stool once realizing Avril has retreated, content with sitting back down having scared the blonde away.

Avril back to laughing as she circles back to her own corner with indifference, now that she’s beaten this up and coming star twice. Madison’s left staring and fuming from the other end of the ring, as Avril completes her torment with a shout from afar: "Get outta my ring, loser! You suck, Beer!"

Madison, still the brazen and defiant challenger, immediately shouts back: "Come over and make me, you coward hag!"

Avril ends this discussion by flipping Madison off from across the ring right before welcoming the press junket with a wide grin, answering questions whilst still in the ring, while a furious-looking Madison leaves for backstage as quickly as she can, that is, pretty slowly – needing the support of her team to make it all the way backstage on foot with her head still very muzzy.
“See ya NEVER, Beer!” Avril laughs into the microphone, still teasing the brunette as much as she can. When asked about the difficulties of the fight itself, Avril scoffs and waves the question off. “Pahlease. She’s just way bigger and longer than me….have you seen her f*cking arms? She can hit people from across the freaking ring with these things….” Avril chuckles, amusing the crowd. “I’m short but I pack a punch, compared to weak ass Maddy! I only needed one good shot and I took her the f*ck out…that’s badass! Don’t you think?” The crowd wholeheartedly agrees with the Doll based on their reaction, back to cheering “AV-RIL AV-RIL” in unison, making the Doll grin again and blow kisses to many of them.

“I’m still the motherf*cking queen around here bitches!” Another roar from the crowd. “I think Emma had enough time in the spotlight, am I right?” Oh yes! The fans know what’s coming as they go absolutely wild with Avril having to wait a few long seconds for the noise to subside before she continues. ”She’s had her chances at the title and failed twice in a row. How pathetic, right? I’m still the best damn Dollhouse fighter and I’m going to prove it next year. 2021 is going to be my year bitches! And I’ll start by kicking Emma’s ass. I mean… If she’s not too much of a chickenshit to fight me again. I want a tie-breaker, b*tch.” Is that an official challenge for Roberts?! Are we going to see another Lavigne/Roberts showdown early next year? We certainly hope so and the fans do too judging by the noise levels in the arena as a tipsy, smiling Avril begins to make her way backstage accompanied by the Dollhouse team to the sound of her song “Bad Girl” playing throughout the arena.

An important, difficult win for the 36 year old tonight as she manages to defeat the 21 year old challenger for the second time, improving her record to 8-6 for the year, and promising a better 2021 for herself and her fans! Is Madison going to give up on her quest to beat Avril? Somehow, we doubt that, but getting another shot would be a tough puzzle for her management to crack as Avril sets her sights on bigger, better goals issuing a big exciting challenge tonight. Of course, we can’t WAIT to find out what Roberts has to say about this….as always, stay tuned! We’ve got Winnick vs Williams coming right up! And it’s a BIG one!