Result: Lookout - Story: Knowlesey

27 year old Ili Cheng makes her debut tonight, and is the first fighter from the newly formed Revolution Boxing Stable to have been challenged – and that challenge has come from 38 year old British sl*t Samia Ghadie, who has been beaten in 17 of her 21 FCBA fights, and who Ili has described as ‘an old dog’

Ili is first to enter the ring, and she looks great in her black lingerie, with matching gloves and boots, Samia following her in her scarlet bikini, boots and gloves.

Round 1

It’s a slow start from both girls tonight, as Ili gets herself accustomed to the ring, and Samia struggling for form, Ili starting to find her range towards the end of the first minute, her right jab bouncing off Samia’s face, the Brit working on getting in close to rough the rookie up at close quarters, but she’s fighting cleanly tonight, having been given a major warning before this fight, and she’s beginning to find some success as she hits the Chinese babe’s body with sweeping punches, pressing her backwards, Ili not too sure what to do as she gets a little pummelled, but she catches Samia with a couple more decent punches before the round ends, a close one, but Samia did just about enough to win it

Round 2

Samia looks keen to bring the fight to Ili now, but the younger girl seems to have some power in her punches, as she bops Samia’s head backwards with solid right jabs, the Brit’s face already looking rather pink and grazed around her cheeks, Ili now gaining the confidence to follow up, hitting Samia nicely to her gut with a left hook, then, as she drops her guard a little in reflex, Ili gives the veteran a right hook to her mouth, and a left cross to her cheek, Samia hurt now and stumbling backwards, trying to keep the rookie at bay, but Ili’s fast on her feet, and even faster with her hands, again hitting Samia to her body, and again, the older girl drops her gloves in response, so that Ili bats her head side to side, this time with three lovely punches, Samia just about surviving through to the bell, bleeding from her nose and lips

Round 3

Ili began to look the real deal in round 2, and she’s already got Samia in her sights again, the Brit just not in the same class right now, getting worked around the ring, and jammed into a neutral corner, Ili happy to stand back and let her punches go, Samia just taking a battering, unable to get away from Ili’s punches, which she’s using to soften up the veteran as she bangs left and right hooks into her ribs, Samia yelping like a wounded animal, vulnerable now with her gloves too low to protect her face, Ili’ knocking her head backwards with a pair of jabs, blood and sweat flying from Samia’s nose and lips, the poor girl trying to side free, but a left hook from Ili drills into her cheek and knocks her down. Samia’s up again at 8, but she looks dazed, right cheek swollen, her eye beginning to close, but instead of finishing her off, Ili hits her body a few more times, until the bell rings, and she might regret that decision

Round 4

Samia’s corner have managed to patch their girl up, and she’s moving well, so Ili may well have made a mistake in not trying for a knockout, because Samia’s using all her experience to tie the younger girl in knots, Ili looking annoyed, and struggling to exert her authority in this round, Samia keeping her clinched as much as she can, but once the referee warns her to fight properly, Samia’s vulnerable again, and Ili works her to the body again, Samia hurt but gamely trying to fight back, and she actually trades with the younger girl, who wasn’t expecting it, and for the first time, she’s on the receiving end of some decent punches from the Brit, although she does hit back before the bell, but may well be ruing not finishing Samia off when she had the chance

Round 5

Looking refreshed, Samia’s on the attack in the fifth, and she again makes the decision to trade punches with her younger opponent, but this time Ili seems stronger, maybe expecting Samia to come at her, and she’s set the Brit back with a couple of really stiff right jabs, with a left cross to her mouth thrown in for good measure, and Samia is clearly hurting again, dropping back towards her own corner, where Ili goes about her work, thudding punches into Samia’s body, going back to basics to take the fight out of her opponent, taking nothing for granted as she works her over, Samia’s corner pleading with her to clinch, but Ili’s gloves are too fast, and now the Chinese babe has Samia nicely softened up, still in her own corner, like a rabbit in the headlights, Ili finishing the round by crushing Samia’s face left and right, leaving her slumped over the ropes at the bell, brusied and bleeding

Round 6

The referee has visited Samia’s corner between rounds to warn her he won’t stop this fight, because the fight fans and organisers want a proper finish, but she doesn’t seem to care, her right eye almost shut now, and she’s not really steady when the bell rings, Ili, circling her, jabbing her and moving beautifully, Samia surely struggling to see the punches coming, and Ili’s moving her around, deciding where she wants her, Samia backed into Ili’s corner this time, and the Chinese babe thuds a straight left into her gut, then unwinds a crunching right uppercut, Samia’s back arched over the top rope for a short while before she slides to the canvas

Result: Ili Cheng knocked out Samia Ghadie in round 6

That was a cruel and sadistic ritual beating, and once again Samia was on the wrong end of it! She lays on the canvas for a while receiving treatment, finally revived and presented to Ili, who arranges her on all fours, and tells her, “I said you were a dog, and this is how I treat a dog!” She clips a collar around Samia’s throat and leashes it, then walks her around the ring, telling Samia, “Bark, you b1tch!” Poor Samia makes a gutterral noise followed by “Arffff! Arffff!” following which Ili walks her from the ring, down the corridor and to the changing rooms.