Kylie Jenner versus Hailey Clauson (JMDD Title)

Results: Lookout!; Words: Front Street

Blonde/brunette tilt for the JMDD Title sees Hailey, who's had a bigger presence in the BBU than the FCBA (though she's coming off an impressive FCBA win over Georgia Mae Gibbs) get her second shot at the JMDD championship, this time against Kylie Jenner, who just happened to have claimed that title from the woman who denied Clauson back in January of 2020, Kate Upton. But, if fighting the girl who beat the girl who beat you sounds like a tough assignment, Hailey's not sweating it. "Yeah, this girl beat Upton," the blonde says dismissively, "But, she's NOT Upton. She's nowhere near as good as Kate. And, she's ALSO not as good as me. As I'm about to prove."

"Hailey is Kate's sloppy seconds," says Kylie, just as dismissively. "I'm going to RUIN her and leave her sucking canvas."

ROUND ONE:

Brunette using the Kate Upton strategy against the much-taller blonde. She's boring forward behind the jab, looking to get in close and bang. Hailey, for her part, using the same strategy she used AGAINST Kate. She's giving ground, fighting back in counter. And, both strategies work pretty well in the first. Hailey's scoring with both hands, landing jabs as Kylie works forward and right hands in counter. Jenner, meanwhile, offsetting that when she gets inside, where she works ribs, tummy, rack, before going upstairs. It's good, two-way way stuff from the opening seconds to the final bell, and, when that bell rings, there's a staredown before Jenner stomps away. As far as the cards go, Hailey's claimed the first round very, very narrowly and pulled into a 10-9 lead.

ROUND TWO:

Same again. Clauson giving ground, using the length, Kylee boring forward, getting inside, working body. BOOM! Right hook, Jenner and Clauson is HURT! Hailey stumbles back into the ropes and KYLIE IS ALL IN! Brunette just REEFING punches to the body, thumping ribs and tummy, but spending most of her time tenderizing rack. Hailey keeping the guard up, but getting absolutely PUNISHED to the body. Eventually, she's crouching, trying to protect herself and Jenner lands a NASTY hook to the chin that sends blonde knees to knockin'! Referee looking in as Hailey clinches, tries to slow the brunette down. Kylie stacks her on the ropes, goes right back to work on the body. Clauson bereft, but desperately hanging on to the bell. When it rings, Jenner's grabbed it wide and Clauson is looking both hurt and unsteady with the cards knotted at 19.

ROUND THREE:

Jenner rampant early. Clauson doesn't have the legs to stay off square, and, without those gams under her, Kylie's not at all afraid of her power. So, the brunette walks through her defenses, backs her up, punishes her with hard right hands to both head and body. Hailey game. She's jabbing, retreating, trying to score here and there, even targeting Kylie's assets with a couple of long right hands, but, Jenner's not bothered. Instead, the champ keeps coming, getting more and more physical with the taller woman as the round goes on. Final thirty seconds sees Hailey backed to the ropes and taking. She's clinching now, tying up the brunette, slowing her down as best she can, but Jenner gets plenty of thumping in before the bell rings ending the stanza, which Jenner has taken wide again and gone into the lead 29-28.

ROUND FOUR:

Clauson's legs are coming back, and now she's using them. She's not going to stay in front of Jenner or retreat in hopes of winning this thing in the counter. She's going to move laterally, jab, slow down the brunette, make her fight a less physical style while looking for the opening to flip over to the offensive. Jenner knows EXACTLY what the blonde is doing, and, while Kylie's all about the physical, she's not about to walk blindly into what her rival is trying to set up. Result is a complete 180 from the last couple of rounds. This is more a conventional boxing match than a JMDD slugfest, and, on these terms, Hailey's doing pretty well. She's not dominating by any stretch, but she IS slowing Jenner's offense and scoring points from range. Thus, at the bell, Hailey's taken the round close and evened things at 38.

ROUND FIVE:

Clauson on the move. Kylie in pursuit. Jenner getting a little more aggressive now, and it's not working for her. This is what Hailey wants, the brunette wading in so that the blonde can pick her off and look for a big shot that will turn the fight. Yeah, Clauson is parking the bus, in a sense anyway. And, with Jenner pushing, pushing, pushing looking to get back to the physicality of the second and third rounds, it's an effective strategy. The blonde's stopping the brunette on the way in with solid jabs, then dropping quick combinations on her before circling away. For her part, Jenner refuses to slow down. She's determined to bring her power to bear on the taller woman. But, in this round, at least, it's not going to happen. Instead, Clauson is in control throughout, and, at the bell, she's claimed the points and leads 48-47.

ROUND SIX:

Hailey moving. Kylie working forward, eating jabs and some hard right hands for her trouble, but determined to do some brawling. Jenner having more success cutting the ring and getting inside her rival's reach this round, but, she's still not able to get into the phone booth as often as she wants to. BOOM! Kylie slips inside and ROCKS Hailey with a right hook! Clauson backing and covering and quickly rope bound as Jenner goes body, then RIPS into the blonde's rack with a series of hooks and uppies. Clauson leaning forward, crouching, trying to cover up. RIGHT UPPERCUT, KYLIE CUTS THE POWER LIKE A TEXAS UTILITY! Clauson crashes past Jenner's left shoulder to ragdoll face first to the canvas. Jenner in no hurry to get to a neutral corner. She knows what she's done. Ref counts down over an unmoving Hailey, but it's a formality. Clauson is down and out and it's OVER and your winner by KO6 and STILL JMDD Champion is Kylie Jenner!

AFTER:

Kylie pretty jubilant in victory, seemingly exhausted as she had to dig deeper than anticipated to take down Hailey. So tired, in fact, that she goes to take a seat. Not where Hailey would want her to, however, as she rolls Clauson to her back and sits down. Right on her face for an unexpected, but crowd-pleasing face-sit. Hailey, of course, is anything but pleased to have her rival’s butt in her face as she jerks awake, thrashing and trying to squirm free. But, unable to dislodge Kylie as she goes to smother out her foe, twerking her famous tush back and forth into Hailey’s face. It’s not her cleavage as the fans had been anticipating, but Kylie seems to be enjoying it anyway and the fans aren’t complaining. Neither, for that matter, is Hailey by this point as she is barely awake. Kylie reached down as she gripped Hailey’s chest, giving it a possessive squeeze as Hailey reaches up to push at her foe’s fingers, but Kylie just purrs, “No. Put your hands down and admit they’re mine, then I’ll get up.” It takes a few moments before Clauson’s palms hit the canvas and Clauson moans muffled, but Jenner giggles out, “That’s right. All mine…” as she gives Clauson’s cleavage another squeeze. The ref arrives with the JMDD jewel-encrusted bra as she grins, “So is this. Just like your pride…” as Kylie gives her hips a little victory grind as she snickers, “It’s coming home with me.” Kylie then gives her foe’s chest one more squeeze before she gets up, strutting towards the exit as the media shouts out numerous questions. But,Kylie pauses at the exit, one hand on her hips as she looks over her shoulder and winks, thrusting out her proud derriere as she responds with a question of her own - and the one that’s on everybody’s lips - “Who’s next?”