Taylor Swift versus Alexis Ren (Body Saddle)

Alexis Ren: 24 years old, 5’8 ½”, 47-11 since 2016, VIXENs

Taylor Swift: 31 years old, 5’11”, 55-27 since 2009, Fates Boxing

Results: Lookout

Words: Fates  

Before:

Tonight’s top lightweight action sees Alexis Ren of VIXENs take on Taylor Swift from Fates in a body saddle match. The two girls have met four times before, including two lightweight title fights and the title of Queen of the Ice Hotel. They have split the four fights at two apiece, with both girls successfully defending their lightweight title from the other, while Ren lost her title as Queen of the Ice Hotel to Swift in the VIX-Fates Stable War. Tonight, while Ren’s body saddle title won’t be on the line, it’ll nevertheless be a fiercely contested match as the loser will have to be subject to the body saddle.

“Well, clearly Alexis is afraid that she’s going to lose to me. Why else would she not put her body saddle title on the line against me despite this being a body saddle match?” Swift blasts her foe.

Ren just shakes her head, “Taylor, I know you think that you are the world, but you have no body saddle experience. Titles chances aren’t given out. They’re earned. That’s something you’ll find out when you’re all saddled up.

“You’re just scared that I’m going to take your title, the same as with the Ice Hotel.” Taylor fires back.

Alexis merely laughs, “The last time we fought, I knocked you out cold while defending MY lightweight title. Don’t act like you’re the better fighter.”

The two girls glare at each other before going their ways, and they will just wait until the match to settle their differences.

Come time for the fight, the arena is buzzing with excitement, and it’s no wonder why. Fans are probably going to get plenty of boxing from this fight. Of Ren and Swift’s previous four fights against each other, two fights went to the tenth, one to the ninth, and one to the seventh. The crowd roars as Taylor Swift steps out from the back, a body saddle wrapped over her shoulder. The singer gives a brief wave to the crowd before striding to the ring, putting her long legs to use to quickly cover the ground. Taylor removes her robe to reveal a blue sports bra and matching trunks with white gloves, and hands off the body saddle to the Fates staff.

Moments later, Alexis Ren makes her way to the ring, the current Mistress of the Body Saddle carrying the famous leather saddle over her shoulder as well. Ren has ditched the robe entirely, showing off a red bikini and matching red gloves for the fight. The model confidently makes her way to the ring, hoisting the body saddle in the air as she enters, making it clear to Taylor who has the body saddle experience. Ren leaves her body saddle with the VIX trainers before turning around and the two girls are face to face. Swift shoves Ren, and the referee steps between the two before the situation can escalate any further. He calls for the bell, and off we go in a body saddle match!

Round 1:

The two blonde girls don’t waste any time going after each other as they’ve already split four prior fights. Taylor keeps Alexis at a distance thanks to her superior reach while the model keeps her guard up, looking for the counterpunch. Ren blocks Swift’s blows as the two dance around the ring, and the model retreats backwards. The singer follows only to take a shot to her liver, followed by a left into her gloves. Swift drops back as Ren hits her with a right to the ribs before the blonde shoots out a right that gets Alexis in her chin! Ren didn’t become a champion without being able to take a hit, but Swift doesn’t give her any time to recover as the singer unloads a barrage of blows that connect with Ren’s body as the model protects her head. Alexis doesn’t let herself get knocked into the ropes before the bell, limiting the damage from Swift, though the singer takes the round on points, wide.

Round 2:

Still plenty of energy between the two girls as they start the second round. Taylor clearly wants to keep this fight at a distance as she turns up the frequency of her jabs, but Alexis is ready for her this time. Ren keeps her gloves up, shifts to her right after a left jab from Swift, and drills a right into the singer’s mouth! Taylor stumbles backwards, a trickle of blood dribbling off of her bottom lip and her gloves come up to protect her face just in time to block a right from Ren. Alexis instantly shifts her focus to Tay’s body, laying two big blows into the singer’s torso, and Taylor clinches the smaller girl. Ren attempts to get free, but the referee has to step in and separate the two top fighters. Alexis is bouncing on her feet as she bobs back and forth, looking to put her speed to use until Taylor finds a right to her shoulder which sets up a left to her belly. The bell rings and Alexis is rubbing her midriff, the last blow stinging, though she won the round, wide.

Round 3:

The two girls settle down to start the third round. Alexis fully getting into her hit and run strategy early on, consistently evading Taylor’s jabs and getting the taller girl in her ribs. Swift wincing as Ren knocks her around the ring, frustrating the singer as the blonde isn’t able to connect with any of her blows. Swift drops back and Ren warily steps forward, only to take a right across her cheek. Alexis counterpunches with a blow to Taylor’s nose, but Swift drills Ren back with a shot of her own and Ren quickly retreats out of Taylor’s reach. The model warily backpedals around the ring, keeping her distance and trying to block whatever blows Swift throws. Taylor’s gloves bounce off of Alexis’ gloves as the blonde looks to break down her foe’s guard before switching to Alexis’ ribs, drilling two shots into the model’s body. The bell rings to end the round, and Taylor comes out on top on points, close to retake the lead.

Round 4:

The fourth round starts with Alexis bouncing out of her corner, dipping, dodging, and ducking Taylor’s jabs, but without much of a response from the model. Swift takes a step towards the shorter Ren and lashes out with a big right that Ren ducks and the singer’s left herself exposed as she lunges after her foe! Alexis slugs Taylor with a right across her chin and the singer’s famous legs give shimmy! Swift blocks the follow-up left from Ren, but she can’t protect herself from two vicious shots right to her liver. Tay quickly wraps up Alexis, and the model can’t escape the singer’s clutches before the referee stops the hold and separates the two. After the break, Ren is the aggressor, finding ways to slip lefts and rights past the blonde’s guard. Taylor’s guard holds and the singer is able to fire back with pair of rights that catch Alexis right in her chest. The bell rings to end the round, and Alexis Ren takes the fourth on points.

Round 5:

Alexis gives chase to Taylor, forcing the singer to put up her gloves as the model strings her punches together, bring sure to dig into the blonde’s ribs. Swift drops back, getting some space between herself and Ren thanks to her long legs, and drills the model in her nose, knocking her backwards. Now it’s Taylor’s turn to give chase to her foe, and the singer slowly starts working Alexis back with rights and lefts that Ren just doesn’t have the range to complete with. Swift feints left, throws a right - but her head snaps backwards and her blow sails wide as Alexis absolutely called Tay’s blow and drove a right into her face. Swift is in full retreat and covering up as Ren just tears into her body, the thudding of leather nearly overwhelming the ding of the bell, as Alexis Ren takes another round on points.

Round 6:

Alexis Ren clearly has the momentum as the fight enters its back half, the smaller girl absolutely dictating the rhythm and pace of the fight, dancing in and out of Taylor’s reach. Swift winces as she takes a blow to her ribs, and Ren notices, hammering a straight left into the singer’s guard as she looks to sneak a shot through the blonde’s gloves. Taylor holds her own and digs a counter into Alexis’ own ribs as the model clobbers Taylor with a right to her chin and Swift looks unsteady! The blonde pulls her arms back to cover herself but Ren’s follow up nails Swift in her jaw and down goes Taylor! Alexis gets the first knockdown of the fight as Taylor shakes her head on the canvas, her eyes sharpening as she looks to her corner and sees the motions to get up. The singer forces herself to her feet, beating the count that was at seven. Ren goes right back after Swift, charging straight into a right that knocks her back, as Swift gets her shot out to stop Alexis from doing anything more. Alexis continues to pursue Taylor, going back to the taller girl’s ribs, working her into the ropes by the bell. Ren has a look of determination on her face while Swift skulks back to her corner, the contrast between the two stunning as Alexis Ren hs been nothing short of impressive the past few rounds.

Round 7:

Taylor Swift is in dire straits to start the round as Alexis Ren picks up where she left off, smashing a right through the taller girl’s guard, knocking Taylor backwards. Swift lets out a jab in response, but her blow sails wide of Ren’s head and the model plunges leather into the singer’s liver. Taylor drops back and Alexis dashes forwards with a left that crashes into the singer’s gloves, but her guard holds and Taylor dishes back a right just below Alexis’ eye that snaps the model’s head backwards! Ren in full retreat as Swift pursues her, relentlessly driving blows into her guard as the model backpedals furiously, but she can’t escape Taylor with the longer legs. The blonde singer hits rights and lefts around the younger girl’s guard as she works Ren into the ropes at the bell, coming back to win the round.

Round 8:

The toll of the prior seven rounds begin to show as both girls take a bit more time to come out of their corners. Taylor throws out a right jab that lacks the crispness of her earlier strikes, and Alexis easily parries the blow and strikes the singer in her chin, knocking the taller girl backwards. Ren steps forwards, jabbing with her left at Swift’s head, but nobody’s home and her head snaps backwards as Swift connects with a right before following up with a left cross that nearly sends Ren to the ground! Taylor pounces, a fire in her eyes as she drills blow after blow into Alexis’ body, the model wincing with each strike as the bigger girl bullies her into the ropes. Ren shoots out another right at Swift’s head only for Taylor to block the blow and bury a blow into Alexis’ solar plexus AND REN IS HURT! Alexis clearly in pain as she desperately looks for the clinch, he knees knocking together as she holds on to Taylor as the round ends. The referee peels Ren off of Swift and the two go to their corners, with Swift having a new bounce in her step while Ren is sluggish as the round enters the final two rounds.

Round 9:

Taylor has a fire in her eyes that are laser focused on Alexis, the singer carefully measuring each move her foe makes. Ren keeps her gloves up, protecting her head, and counterpunches a right from Swift. The model retreats and barely blocks the singer’s response. Swift pursues, feinting right before striking a left into Ren’s ribs. Alexis shoots out a counter that hits Taylor’s right ear but gets rocked by a right from the singer to her chin! Ren is on wobbly legs as she tries to regain her balance in an onslaught from Swift, who is hammering the smaller girl’s torso and ribs, hitting every inch of legal flesh that she can. Taylor drives Alexis into the ropes where she continues to tee off on the younger girl. Ren wraps her arms around Swift, forcing a break, but that’s only a temporary reprieve. Out of the break, Swift goes right back after Ren, drilling a right straight into her mouth that nearly takes down the model again, but Ren is still standing. Alexis blocks Taylor’s follow-up left, fires off a right of her own only for Taylor to block and crash a hook into her jaw that sends her to the ground! It’s a knockdown for Taylor Swift, who takes a moment to glare at her opponent before backing off. Ren weakly lifts her head off of the canvas, seeing a count of four, and her arms flail to life. Alexis moves her arms underneath her, getting to all fours as she moves her knees, but she gets no further as the ref hits “ten”! Your winner by KO9, Taylor Swift!

After:

Taylor bursts out into a wide grin, a mischievous look in her eyes as she makes her way to the edge of the ring to retrieve the body saddle. Swift picks up the leather saddle, her grin turning into a smirk as she approaches Alexis.

“Bow to the best legs in the FCBA, b*tch!” Taylor whispers in Alexis’ ear as she slides the leather strap under the model’s belly before tightening it. Ren whimpers slightly as Swift mounts her back.

“What, already too much?” Taylor taunts, “I know why you didn’t want to put up your body saddle title tonight. You know you’d lose to me. After I took the Queen of the Ice Hotel from you, you just knew you had to avoid losing your title of Mistress of the Body Saddle to me. But that’s for another time…” Swift trails off. Suddenly, Taylor grabs Alexis’ hair and yanks it back, the Ren starts to crawl forward on all fours.

The model slows as she pants desperately for air, earning herself another hair pull. Ren puts her right arm forwards, her left arms forwards, and then collapses to the ground from exhaustion.

Taylor shakes her head in disappointment. “And we call her the Mistress of the Body Saddle. How pathetic for the champ. But then again, everyone in the FCBA must bow to my legs. I’ll get that body saddle. Regardless of whether or not it is from Alexis or whoever takes her down.” With that, Swift leaves her opponent face-down on the canvas, the body saddle still strapped to her back, as Taylor leaves the ring.

Alexis slowly is brought back around on a stool, the body saddle removed from her back. She gathers herself, before telling the VIX staff, “She. Is. Dead.”

No body saddle title changed hands today, but if tonight’s any indication, these two girls may face each other again.