(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)

4. Alexis Ren vs Elizabeth Turner

Alexis:
(24, 5’8, 47:12 FCBA, VIXENs)

Elizabeth:
(28, 5’10, 3:4 FCBA, Free Agent)

BEFORE:
“DON’T YOU DARE MENTION HER NAME AROUND ME EVER AGAIN! ALL YOU BOZOS NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THE BLONDE b*tch IS GOING DOWN!” Alexis Ren with her nostrils flaring during the pre-fight presser, obviously still incensed about losing to a certain sultry singer just a week ago, much less with her patented Body Saddle match.

An embarrassing night that was for the so-called Mistress of the Body Saddle, who got beaten and ridden at her own game by Taylor Swift. The title isn’t going to be up for grabs till early next year, but from the way Ren looks tonight, she looks highly tempted to put it on the line if it means having her revenge on Swift.

For now, her actual opponent for tonight, Elizabeth Turner, is relishing the moment, driving the knife further into the blonde’s ribs as she adds salt to the wound:

“Wasn’t surprised at all that Ren got beat down by another blonde. Hell, I’d almost beat her myself when we wrestled on the beach all those years ago--” Turner begins.

“Emphasis on ‘ALMOST’, b*tch!” Ren hisses from the other end of the table.

“And now I’m back for my revenge tour. If Taylor could do it, and ride little Ren around the ring like she’s just a kid, perhaps my chances of winning are good as well.”

“Don’t you f*cking dare, Turner,” Ren shouts back. “The only reason I agreed to this fight was to shut you up - you and that little mouth of yours saying you’d win a real boxing match between us. Well, you get your shot tonight, b*tch, but mark my words: you don’t want to mess with the Mistress of the Body Saddle!”

“I’ll take my chances,” Turner smiles back. “Taylor certainly took you for a hell of a ride.”

“F*cking BITC--AAAHHHHHGGGHH!!”

Ren’s had enough of the insults, exploding from her seat and then lunging straight across the table for Turner, who’s still smirking as she gets tackled from the side, the two blondes rolling off the surface and onto the carpeted floor. Never a dull moment with Alexis Ren in the house, and tonight’s no exception, with the two competitors back for round two of wrasslin’ as they tug on each other’s hair and shriek into faces.

Ring officials have their work cut out for them as they finally separate the two hellcats, before leading them to their respective doors to prepare for the actual fight that’s taking place much later that evening, Ren still holding her head in a dizzy spell after taking a hard headbutt between the eyes from Turner.

Fight night arrives and these two finally get a chance to get their hands on each other. Turner looks toned, calm, ready in one corner, her long body stretched out in a baby blue bikini and dark denim shorts, a pair of yellow gloves on either hand. Ren goes for a simple cotton black bralette, showing off her toned midriff, red and white gym shorts for bottoms as she gestures rudely to her opponent with her own black gloves. Referee waves for the fight to begin and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Lightweight action!

ROUND 1:
Mad dash of fists as blondes let loose on each other, Elizabeth and Alexis both wading into the center of the ropes before SHOVING leather gloves right between the arms, landing smack into the face or drilled into the midsection, completely eschewing all sense of defence in these early minutes of all-out, brawling action! Ren and Liz have unfinished business here and it CLEARLY shows, as the two girls take turns earning groans from lips as a glove crashes hard into the cheek or an uppercut’s buried clean into the stomach, stacking the other blonde off her feet as they continue to punish each other throughout the rest of the first. No clear winner by the time these three minutes are up, with either fighter delivering the hurt and leaving the rest of us fantasising about what the other nine rounds are gonna look like. For now, the referee gets in between the action right after the bell rings, quickly ordering them back to their corners.

ROUND 2:
Ren takes the piss in the second, however, quickly adapts faster than her blonde counterpart, stunning Liz with an early one-two combo to her face before retreating out of range for more follow-up attacks. Elizabeth on the other hand still barreling inwards, thinking her opponent is ready to go another round of all-out brawling warfare, instead finds herself surprised when Ren is already set in a steady and strategic retreat, at the same time shoving counter-hands into her face in a 180 degree turnabout from the first round. Ren smirks as she bashes another right cross to bunch up the cheek, another one-two combo hitting Liz’ tummy like a drum. Turner adapting too late, slows down and applies the brakes, finally exchanging fire with the shorter blonde from a safe distance and seeing some results of her own, but it’s too late to salvage the round overall, with Ren taking the lead early, smiling gleefully with that sly number.

ROUND 3:
Elizabeth back on the barn wagon in the third, however, chasing Ren with calculated shots sent in from afar, bashing a left-right combo into the Vixen’s face to open the round with a bang. Ren grunting, shouts out with frustration as she gets a taster of her opponent’s height and reach advantage, having some trouble scoring as much as she did in the last round with Turner’s own fists sailing into her nose and lips, the Free Agent bashing more hooks into her body to fold the Vixen over a couple of times. Turner can also play the methodical, focused game, picking Ren off from afar as she exploits the former Lightweight champion’s lack of precision. Still, Ren’s emotional state is not to be ignored, as the other blonde comes roaring back in the final minute with a parry of Turner’s right cross to the side before slamming a hook clean across her face with a growl of her own. Ladies tangle up for round three of their wrestling match, arms scrambling over shoulders or gripping the forearms as they take turns blasting uppercuts to the body, bending each other over with a HOUFffff before the bell rings too soon for one girl to take the lead. Turner takes some damage this round but remains immune from second place, having expertly turned the tide on Ren.

ROUND 4:
Elizabeth exploits her newfound powers, keeping her distance from the now raging Ren and picking her face off from afar. Those jabs are controlling Ren even as the Vixen barrels inwards looking for payback, that early rush at Turner perhaps not the best antidote to break her own losing streak, as Ren grunts when yet another right cross sails in past the arms to impact the side of her face, with another whap! delivered to the chest that has Ren squealing back in rage. Turner just too much in control for Ren to disrupt her defences this early in the fight, with the rest of the round seeing less and less success for the former champ, as Turner forces the distance, and any return fire from Ren is taken lightly on the challenger’s arms and guard. Shutout round for Elizabeth to effectively tie-up this fight!

ROUND 5:
Ren stays patient as the two girls circle in from afar, exchanging brief jabs to the arms only when it’s possible to score on their targets. Ren holds her own in this defensive stance, squeezing more straight hands between the tired hands of Turner to score on her face and body. Turner is running out of gas early and it shows, but a good strategy she employs is to also circle backwards and stay out of range, both to catch her own breath and keep a possible Vixen off her back. Ren stays calm, however, doesn’t rush in guns ablazin’ like the last few rounds, continues to hound and pepper Turner’s to the head as she tries to make up for the lack of action. End result is a close margin for the shorter blonde, who manages to stop the bleeding and finally take charge with a late flurry to the nose and lips.

ROUND 6:
Turner of course not going down without a fight, and the two blondes CLASH once more in the opening seconds of the six, sallying forth at the same time before SMASHING mutual hooks high into each other’s guards. Ren however narrowly avoids a counter-swing after first bashing a hook clean across Turner’s face, which draws a loud groan but an equally retaliatory swing from the taller girl. Turner however has a mixed expression on her face of both shock and rage as her next attack misses completely, hitting at the air whoosh above Ren’s head, only to take a nasty uppercut right to the base of her chin, Ren having DUCKED under that hook and then SCORED right out of the blue! OUCH!! Turner rocked backwards, suddenly looking woozy, as REN POUNCES like a lioness on her wounded prey! More nasty shots sent across the other blonde’s face as the Vixen bares her fangs and sinks her claws in, a dual left-right combo swiped across Turner’s face that finally DROPS the taller blonde DOWN to her side - Liz Turner turns over onto her back, completely knocked out cold! And just like that, IT’S OVER!!

Official Decision: Alexis Ren defeats Elizabeth Turner via KO6!

AFTER:
Rough tug upwards on messy blonde hair as Ren makes her feelings crystal clear and known in the immediate aftermath, hauling Elizabeth first to her knees before slapping the blonde repeatedly across the face with her degloved open palm, all the while gnashing her teeth from above.

“DON’T YOU DARE OPEN THAT MOUTH OF YOURS AGAIN IN MY PRESENCE, YOU HEAR ME?!?” Ren screams, before backhanding Elizabeth across the face one more time, which sends her crashing back down to the canvas.

Turner groaning, curled up, trying to salvage her own pride as she crawls away from this defeat. She’s had her second chance tonight and swung for the fences, but failed to take out the famed Vixen at her own game. Ren not done, however, quickly MOUNTING the blonde’s back before she could get away, fingers still curled in her long tresses as she smacks that tight tush of Turner’s to get her moving!

Elizabeth of course in no position to do anything like that, barely stirs from all fours as the rest of her body lurches forward from the repeated stings to her butt cheeks, Ren’s rapid screaming up above just adding to the chaos as the Vixen calls her opponent by another name repeatedly:

“GIDDY-UP, TAYLOR!! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT??”

Clearly, a lot is still on the Vixen’s mind, and Turner has to be evacuated by the ring officials and her own fight team much later, who hadn’t agreed to this last-minute Body Saddle stipulation! Unfinished business from the Vixen, who bares her teeth and issues another challenge to hated nemesis Swift:

“After you’re done with Nina, you’re mine! I’m gonna RIDE you into the sunset, Swift!”