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31 May 2021 Anna Kendrick vs Kristen Stewart

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A MUSICAL NIGHT AT THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH PPV

Posted by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on 31 May 2021 at 6:23am

BEFORE:

"Kris is a champion," admits Anna with a nod. "But, what some people are forgetting is, so am I. And, tonight, I'll remind them."

"Anna is one of the best in this division," says Kristen with a nod of her own. "But, I'm, THE best in this division. And, that's going to be the difference."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Cups' you're hearing behind us, and that can only mean that the singer of that tune, former Unified Flyweight Champion Anna Kendrick is on her way to the ring!"

McCarthy: "And, it's no coincidence that Weirdo booked a fighter who's actually BEATEN people in the FCBA against his one REAL fighter..."

O'Dell: "Kendrick into the ring and helped off with the robe. And, she's looking very good in that zebra-striped number we've seen before. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles blasting through the arena, and here comes the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

Cassie: "Kristen definitely pushing for a shot to get those belts back this year, and she's looking plenty focused right now..."

O'Dell: "K-Stew taps glove to fist with Mac on the way by and climbs into the ring where she's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Stewart wearing that lime green number she prefers and it shows off a body that's been trained hard for this one. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes K-Stew. Mac?"

McCarthy: "REAL fighter. Stewart!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "There's the bell. K-Stew making with that long left jab. She has the reach advantage here and wants to use it, but Kendrick angling, picking off the jab, slipping forward, getting off in combination in the middle distances. Kristen gives a little ground, gets back to the jab..."

Tess: "Kendrick pretty aggressive early. Probably no percentage in playing it the other way."

O'Dell: "Probably not. Anna again past K-Stew's defenses, gets inside, lands a GOOD right hook and DROPS STEWART WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! That quickly, Kristen in a sitting position in the middle of the ring as Kendrick heads to a neutral corner..."

McCarthy: "Stewart's fine. Flash knockdown is all."

O'Dell: "Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Kristen to her feet at seven. Ref gives her the mandatory and ON COMES ANNA! Kendrick letting the hands go in a big way, backing Stewart to the ropes, working a little body with Kris in a high, tight guard, then going back upstairs. Ref looking in, but Stewart doing enough to keep him at bay to the bell. There it is. But, a huge first for Kendrick."

Cassie: "10-8. Unless you pull a Billie Eilish, it's hard to have a better first round than THAT."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second underway and Kendrick pushing forward. She's backing up Stewart with some heavy leather, following up on that huge first round. Kristen willing to play defense right now, looking to get the legs all the way back under her. Meanwhile, Anna's taking full advantage..."

McCarthy: "Savvy stuff from K-Stew. Play for time here."

O'Dell: "Kristen trying to get back to the jab. She's slowing Anna here and there with it, but, mostly, Kendrick's getting inside where she wants to be and getting off, piling up points. Stewart looking to stabilize that front, but hasn't been able to get it done to this point..."

Cassie: "Kendrick really locked in right now."

O'Dell: "Definitely is. We're down to twenty seconds in the second round, and it's been an excellent follow up for Anna K. Shorter girl inside again forcing Kristen to cover up with a nice flurry. Stewart circles away behind the jab and there's the bell. Not close. Kendrick."

Tess: "And, Anna's increased her lead to 20-17."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third begins with Stewart beginning to get that front stabilized. K-Stew working the left hand, keeping Anna at range with it, then following on with hard right hands. Kristen's got the legs back under her now, and it's making a difference, but Kendrick still finding ways to get her offense in..."

Cassie: "Anna's slipping and dipping, getting to those middle distances."

O'Dell: "Is, indeed, and, she's wasting no time when she does that, getting off quickly, scoring with both hands. Kris using a drop step, gets back to range and gets the left working again. For the first time, we're seeing the Stewart we're used to seeing, as she's getting her box on..."

Tess: "Kendrick slips the jab, steps in, lands a nice right hand..."

O'Dell: "Reports of Anna's demise have been GREATLY exaggerated. She's fighting as well tonight as she ever has. This is very good stuff against a very, very good fighter. Nice combination from Stewart there backed Kendrick up a step and there's the bell. Close. Kristen."

McCarthy: "And, Stewart pulls to within two, 29-27."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth begins with more slippin' and dippin' from Kendrick, who gets inside again and lands a nice flurry. Stewart gives a little ground, wants to get back to range, but Anna crowding now, in close, wants to fight in the phone booth, and she's having the better of things in there..."

McCarthy: "Stewart needs to bang with now, not keep trying to get the distance she wants..."

O'Dell: "Might come to that, but, at the moment, K-Stew still working the feet and the jab, trying to enforce the range, but it's Kendrick who's getting the terms she wants at the moment, slipping in again to work some body and land a nice right hand to the head. This is quite a performance from Anna..."

Cassie: "Anybody who's see her fights knows she has it in her."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in the fourth. Stewart lands a nice combination, but Kendrick returns fire and finds paydirt with a solid right hand. Kristen drop steps, gets the jab working. Anna bobbing and weaving and the final seconds tick away. There's the bell. Kendrick again."

Tess: "Anna now up 39-36 after four."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Stewart working the left hand, doubling up on it now. She's finding the target, stopping Anna with it, then dropping in the hard right hands. All of a sudden, K-Stew's got the geometry down and she's giving Kendrick a THUMPING, putting together some great combinations..."

McCarthy: "THAT'S what I'm talking about! THAT'S Kristen Stewart!"

O'Dell: "It's ALL Kristen Stewart right now, as she's getting her box on at range, and, despite her best efforts, Anna can't get to spots or get off. K-Stew finally able to enforce the terms she wants, and it couldn't have made a bigger difference. She's taken command of this thing..."

Tess: "For the moment. Kendrick still has the lead."

O'Dell: "She does, and there's no question Anna can make adjustments, too. But, for the moment, K-Stew's got what she wants, and, on these terms, she's just about impossible to beat. Five seconds to go in the fifth. One more flurry from Stewart and there's the bell. K-Stew. Wide."

Cassie: "And, Kristen pulls within two again, 48-46 at the half."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Stewart boxing and range. Kendrick bobbing and weaving, slipping and dipping, looking to get inside where she can work and GETTING ROCKED BY A RIGHT HAND! Stewart catches Anna with a keyhole right and Kendrick is HURT! K-Stew letting the hands go now..."

Cassie: "LOT of time left in this round..."

O'Dell: "Stewart backing Kendrick up, setting up HARD right hands with that educated left. Anna with the guard high, giving ground, trying to stay off the ropes and KRISTEN WOBBLES HER WITH A RIGHT HAND AND DROPS HER WITH A LEFT HOOK! NASTY shots from K-Stew!"

Tess: "And that might do it..."

O'Dell: "Kendrick down on her back. Stewart to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Anna rolls to her belly. Six. Seven. Up to all fours at eight. Nine. Not going to happen. TEN! It's over! Kendrick still on her hands and knees as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"

McCarthy: "And, there was nothing lucky about THAT!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"

Cassie: "I have our winner Kristen Stewart, and Kris, that was a fight, just as we thought it would be..."

Kristen (nodding): "She didn't win those belts by mistake. She can fight with anyone in this division. Makes it tough on you in there. But, I found a way to get it done."

Cassie: "What's next on the agenda?"

Kristen (smiling): "I'm always looking for another shot at the belts, you know?"