Brooklyn Decker vs Samantha Hoopes
(Lioness Club of America vs Chimera)
(56-20, 43 KO vs 5-10, 5 KO)
JMDD Value: 34D (Natural) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former welterweight champion Brooklyn Decker returns to jug muggin' rules for the first time in almost two years but all eyes are on her opponent as Samantha Hoopes truly enjoys a career moment in the spotlight lately. The Chimera blonde scored a couple of mighty wins over Odette Yustman and Anllela Sagra on back-to-back PPVs and has booked a high-profile fight with Kate Upton next month already! BLONDE! Magazine & Tigress Uppercut claim she's on the verge of true stardom even if she's a designated underdog against the Ohio native tonight.

Over to Brooklyn: "Lightning doesn't strike twice... three times even! Sam has enjoyed too much luck the last couple of months and once I DESTROY her boobs Kate Upton will have to look for another opponent on July 4th! Face the truth, bytch! You haven't beaten someone as tough as ME before!"

Meanwhile Samantha points to her JMDD experience where Decker seems to be lacking due to her lenghty tenure at Front Street: "Brooklyn has all the tools to be a jug muggin' Goddess but she's still vulnerable when getting punched in the rack. Check the tapes, folks! She's not as good as Kate U. or even Hannah Ferguson and I'm gonna expose her soft defense! Jeri Ryan gave me all the tips and there's no way I'm gonna lose to Brooklyn when Kate is already sweating out there in the Lookout! gym!"

Brooklyn Decker wears a black lingerie set & red gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. Samantha Hoopes wears a violet bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Samantha anticipates an immediate rush from the more experienced blonde but Brooklyn takes it easy as if she's aware of her opponent's successful run in recent months. Both women refuse to engage in classic jug muggin' attacks and deliver a single-hand assault that burns very slowly and even makes the audience lose their patience before too long. Brooklyn whacks Sam across the lips to trigger a feisty moment in the second minute before a clash of heads slows things down again; Hoopes plugs a promising rally into Decker's midsection thereafter but gets pulled by her shoulders and finds her face glued to the older model's rack. She shoves Decker back but then gets blasted across the mouth as the Lioness fighter tries to steal the round late but it's called a draw on all cards anyway.

Round 2:
Slugging drive from Samantha catches Brooklyn off guard and stuffs her on the heels as the Chimera blonde powers ahead with a steady uppercut run boosted a a couple of chin shots as well. Decker tries to beat the fellow blonde straight up the middle but gets dragged by the arm and Samantha slams a piercing hammer on the solar plexus that glues Brooklyn to the spot and allows the younger model to smack immediate punishment up the middle again. Brooklyn has to yield real estate but Hoopes still traps her along the ropes and leans into her rack hard come the final minute. She lifts Decker's boobs with more effective uppercuts before blasting a left cross on the jaw that slumps the Ohio native into quiet spasms at the bell.

Round 3:
More slugging success for Hoopes early in the third; she tries to explore her uppercut tactics as Brooklyn has to dance around on her toes in avoidance before she finally catches the Chimera fighter with a nasty piledriver over the top. Samantha refuses to back off and sticks to her uppercut plan only to bounce off Decker's forearms and eat a crippling response when the Ohio blonde whacks her up the chimney instead. Brooklyn jumps on the uppercut attack herself to beat Hoopes by the numbers and send her into quick retreat... Samantha barks in anger when she gets stuffed with a harpoon double and eats another big right hand from the side that makes her boobs tremble. Ugh! She sags on the ropes but the clock expires before Brooklyn can add to her advantage.

Round 4:
Another back & forth exchange in the center of the ring as both women seek uppercut supremacy in mind over matter fashion. Neither wants to yield an inch before Brooklyn cripples Samantha with the supreme effort. She slumps the younger blonde onto her heels and keeps firing more shots on the jug target which forces Hoopes into a clinching respite. However Decker shows her strenght as she shakes off the stalemate and backs Sam onto the ropes where she beats her down through east/west attacks that squeeze the mounds against each other. Ugh! Samantha drops into loud spasms and just soaks up all the punishment that allows Brooklyn to run away with the action. It's been a while since Decker tasted JMDD action but she proves her skills as she lifts more of the younger blonde's boobs to leave her visibly hurting at the bell.

Round 5:
Chimera JMDD coach Jeri Ryan looks visibly concerned now but Samantha knows she can't possibly stumble on the last hurdle before the big Kate U. test! She roars back into uppercut slugging action and manages to neutralize Decker's similar attacks as both blondes keep trading blows in the center of the ring much to the crowd's delight! The action is super-intense but neither of them can gain a clear edge despite plenty of effort. Another clash of heads slows the action down for a moment and then we're back to uppercut slugfest as both models get vocal again. Just no real breakthrough as Decker gets visibly annoyed when she gets tagged on the waist line as Hoopes goes extra lenght to land the big shot. Another quick blast ends up snapping Brooklyn's head but Samantha misses on the put away charge and eats a stray elbow in the boobs that drops her into a clinching stalemate in the dying seconds of the round.

Round 6:
Another hammer & tongs exchange early in the sixth as both models display elite durability in the process. Just no real signs of being hurt with Brooklyn & Samantha charging at each other's bumpers in fashion that could even make Kate Upton blush! Crowd loves it too even as the punches begin to lose its juice down the stretch. Samantha skims off Brooklyn's forearms and drives a stray heabutt to stay in the slugging lane; Decker whacks her on the groin again but anything goes at this stage and the ref stays out of it. Hoopes responds by blasting the fellow blonde from the south and lifts her boobs in dominant fashion but gets caught over the top and Brooklyn rallies with a series of gut shots to even the scores late.

Round 7:
More vicious bumper shots in the center of the ring as Samantha has truly done more than expected here... and she wants more as she drives her trademark uppercuts on target to finally stiffle Brooklyn on her heels. Just too many of these clean hits punish the Ohio native and she needs a breather of sorts... but Hoopes doesn't give her one and slams a huge thunder punch on the mouth to set up an east/west attack that almost ends in immediate wardrobe malfunction... Decker cries out when she gets hammered from each side and bounces off the younger blonde's forearms before Samantha cranks up the point-blank range assault to hammer Brooklyn into a standstill. Ugh! Brooklyn tries to clinch but eats a bouncing uppercut off her rack that slams her on the jaw before Hoopes DRILLS one piledriver on the solar plexus too many! Uh-oh!!! Brooklyn cries out even louder and wobbles forward just as the Chimera model SMOKES her with another thundering uppercut on the boobs.... AND THAT FOLDS DECKER ONTO HER KNEES!!! Big roar inside the arena as Samantha leaps into her corner where Jeri Ryan gives her thumbs up! The count is slow but Brooklyn remains down on all fours and just can't catch her breath anymore! NINE... TEN... YER OUT!!! KO7 Samantha Hoopes!!!

AFTER: Jeri Ryan removes Samantha's gloves so the Pennsylvania blonde can quickly approach the still kneeled Brooklyn. Sam wastes no time to DRAG the conquered for by the hair and whips her onto her back to only crank up the scowling volume. But here comes the silencer! Samantha lands a well-measured knee in the crotch before burying Decker's face underneath her rack. Ugh! No fun & games whatsoever, just pure lust to dominate the biggest scalp of Hoopes' career! The hot streak continues so it's no wonder the confidence level sky rockets out of the scale:

"Dumb bytch! You're not so cocky anymore, huh?"

Brooklyn struggles to respond with the weight of Sam's boobs pressed against her face and she frantically kicks out while the fellow blonde spreads her arms and pins them against the canvas as well. The audience issues a loud ten count but Brooklyn hangs on for additional five seconds before drifting away into unconsciousness!

Samantha gets up and slaps the immobile rival in the face before planting her foot on her boobs and posing for the cameras. She then rips Brooklyn's bikini top off and leaves her lying topless on the canvas as the TV coverage pans out to Erin Andrews in the TV booth.

Meanwhile Samantha still grabs one of the camera shots and shouts loud and clear that a certain blonde from Michigan needs to bring her A-game on July 4th or else she joins the long list of victims now that Sam has entered the elite group of Alpha Blondes! Bring it on, Kate - and don't afraid to get dirty! Like mud-dirty even!

Additional comments during the VIP afterparty where Tess Valmore (notorious for NOT attending JMDD bouts even when BFF Charlize Theron's understudy is in action not to mention former Asylum acquaintance Decker) catches up with Sam: "I've finally found my JMDD groove now and I won't be looking back! (...) Kate? She's certainly the top TOP in the JMDD ranks, but she's not unbeatable - as we've all seen before. There's holes in her game to be exploited, but it takes a smart gameplan to take advantage of them."

Official Result: Samantha Hoopes def. Brooklyn Decker KO7.