Lisa Gleave vs Lucy Pinder
(ACB Independent vs This Is Glamour)
(3-5, 3 KO vs 10-15, 10 KO)
JMD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 32H (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Technically this isn't another Ashes preview bout but Aussie cougar Lisa Gleave really wants to test out her jug muggin' skills and found a willing opponent in Page Three legend Lucy Pinder. The Hampshire glamour model came one pinfall away from becoming an official AHW champion back in July but she's more than happy to return to her original trade - the jug muggin' war of attrition:

"It's time to roll back the tape like it's 2006 again! Hideous tramps like Tamara Ecclestone get way too much attention these days and I hope to shut her the #### up sooner than later but first I have to beat this blonde up! Lisa is a lovely girl but she comes way above her pay grade! I don't want to sound rude but she's got no chance facing a superior woman like ME!!!"

Lisa Gleave wears a black bikini set & golden gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Lucy Pinder wears a brown bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Lucy makes quick work of Lisa's jugs in the opening minute and overpowers the cougar from both flanks before a hard right hand bangs the tourist on the nose and drops her into immediate coverage. Pinder cracks another left/right combo on target and stacks more punches up the middle; Lisa yields real estate in a hurry and before she can reload her tactics, she ends up hugging the ropes with the brunette piling more vicious leather into her cleavage! Welcome to JMD! Lisa swings back and finds the Brit's mounds but that only earns her a brief respite as the Page Three legend blasts her from the south and lifts more jugs to leave the Aussie cougar slumped into spasms at the bell.

Round 2:
Lisa comes back to land a couple of good shots up the middle but Lucy quickly recovers from the initial shock and bangs a left/right combo on the chin before settling down to pummel the blonde's bumpers. Gleave hangs on until she gets blasted on the solar plexus and wobbles forward to meet a crushing uppercut on the jaw. DOWN SHE GOES!!!! Big shot from the British model who floors the Aussie tourist however this knockdown only makes Gleave really upset! She jumps into a hectic jug muggin' pounce and has Pinder reeling upon impact. How about that recovery? Lisa pummels Lucy's breasts and spikes a vicious hook on the solar plexus before blowing into Lucy's cleavage again. TIG coach Melinda Messenger is furious over in the corner but Lisa somehow is the one smiling at the bell as she leaves Lucy gasping for air despite the knockdown advantage!

Round 3:
Lucy doesn't want to make another mistake and comes crashing into Lisa's jugs from the onset; the proud Aussie feels like she can outslug the brunette anyway and triggers a hectic exchange in the middle of the ring where both women punish each other from both flanks until Pinder cracks a piercing shot on the solar plexus and belts the blonde on the liver area as well. Lisa tweaks to the side with a whimper and drops her mitts low enough for Pinder to blast her with a mammoth right on the mouth... another wobble and the Aussie cougar gets nailed on the boobs before Lucy adds a drilling harpoon on the liver that FOLDS THE BLONDE ONTO HER KNEES!!! Uh-oh!!! This time it's more serious and Lisa barely beats the count at eight looking hollow in the eyes. She has a hard time catching her breath back and fails to overcome a hectic jabbing rush from Pinder who pounds her onto the ropes and blows up the cleavage in relentless fashion. Lisa cries out in pain as she's unable to survive the onslaught and gets saved by interim coach Nicky Whelan who throws in the towel with thirty plus seconds left on the clock. TKO3 Lucy Pinder!!!

AFTER: It's been a while since Lucy looked so dominant under BBU banner but the Australian entourage taunts her into a revenge fight at The Ashes where either of the Herbert twins would be available to accept the challenge. Lucy gets carried away arguing with Nicky Whelan and Sonia Kruger she lets Lisa crawl away from the ring and escape a genuine post-fight punishment! The Cardiff Arena crowd jeers Lisa off but then Lucy still catches up to her down the aisle and rips her bikini top off while the smartphones record the blonde's topless departure. The action intensifies in the locker room however BBU TV is unable to provide the footage on time if only Nicky Whelan sporting a black eye didn't reveal some of missing content!

Official Result: Lucy Pinder def. Lisa Gleave TKO3.