Alice Goodwin vs Charlize Theron

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TALE OF THE TAPE

Alice Goodwin

Age 36

Height 5’8’

15-11-0 Combined

Charlize Theron

Age 45

Height 5’9 1/2”

288-122-12

8 Unified Lightweight Titles

7 Unified Welterweight Titles

1 Unified Middleweight Title

3 Maxim Lightweight Titles

2 Paramount Lightweight Titles

1 Reebox Lightweight Title

2 Reebox Welterweight Titles

2 Paramount Welterweight Titles

Original Member of the Hall Of Fame


BEFORE

Alice Goodwin is at the podium. Theron is standing far back in the stage. Goodwin: Let me make this perfectly clear in the beginning. Theron and I are not friends. I can’t stand her. We were in Chimera together. When I joined the stable she pitched a fit because she couldn’t come close to matching my chest size.” From the background you can hear Charlize yelling “That’s not True” Goodwin continues, “They wouldn’t let me spar with her because they were afraid I would hurt the precious LITTLE Academy Award darling”. From the background Theron can be heard “That’s not True” Goodwin Turns to Theron and says “I’m talking, you shut up before I come back there and shut you up” Theron is grabbed by Lawrence and Robbie and dragged out of sight. Goodwin continues “two years ago, I fought that other jealous blonde, Kate Upton. Chimera put Theron in my corner because she had beaten Upton. I lost the fight because Theron kept telling me the wrong thing to do. Let me tell you about your so-called GOAT. She has lost more fights than anyone in FCBA and BBU history. (Fact check-True). She has been knocked out more than anyone in history (Fact check-True). She has been TKOed more than anyone in history (Fact check-True) How is that for your Golden Goddess? I heard she is tired of hearing about the Krupa fight. Well, Charlize, hear it again. Krupa destroyed you. She beat you into a human wreck. She totally demolished you. You were nothing but a blood spot on the canvas after the fight. Should I go on? Remember it honey, It’s coming again. I am going to finish everything Krupa left”. Theron is nowhere to be seen

THE FIGHT. Kate Upton and a blonde reporter. are seen sitting ringside next to Theron’s corner completing the presence of the “Trio” Goodwin climbs into the ring. Goodwin is wearing a black bikini, with black boots and black gloves. Theron enters the ring as usual wearing her red bikini, red boots and gloves, Her hair is still in dreadlocks for the fourth straight fight. The referee calls them to the center of the ring for instructions. He holds out his arms keeping the two away from each other and sends them back to their corners.

Round 1. At the bell, both are quickly out of their corners circling each other looking for an opening. Goodwin moves in, but is rejected by a couple right jabs to her face. Theron now standing in the center of the ring with Goodwin moving in and out looking for an opening, Suddenly. She’s in close and lets loose with a slinging right cross. It sails over Charlize’s head. Charlize takes advantage of the opening landing a left-right cross to Alice’s head. She follows up with a right hook to chin and a straight left to Goodwin’s mouth. Goodwin manages to get off a right cross that sends Theron back a couple steps and but she stays off the ropes. Theron on the attack again with a left cross to the chin and then goes to the body with hooks to Goodwin’s midsection. Charlize continues pounding away at Goodwin's tummy and a one-two to her bra. Goodwin’s hurt as Theron, punch by punch, is pulverizing her body. In desperation Goodwin launches a wide slinging right cross that grazes Theron’ head, but it’s enough back the blonde off. Theron goes to long distance with jabs to Goodwin's face. Goodwin seems to be unable to stop it taking as three or four more punches into her face as the rounds ends and a badly beaten brunette staggers back to her corner

Round 2. Goodwin is not going to let the blonde fight her fight. She surprises her opponent by charging out of her corner and meeting the blonde near her corner. Charlize lands two quick jabs before a Goodwin right cross catches the right side of her head. Before Theron can respond hooks start landing in her midsection. A pair of hooks to her stomach has Theron breathing hard. It’s now Theron that’s having her midsection abused as Goodwin, in close, is beating that Oscar winning body rare They are in the center of the ring. Theron is determined to make her stand and the two or just two feet away mindlessly slugging at each other. For thirty seconds the punching is even, but then the pounding starts going Goodwin’s way. She’s out punching the Goddess two for one. She driving the blonde back across the ring. Goodwin has Charlize against the ropes slashing left and rights to her head. Theron eyes look glassy. Her hands are low. She manages to push out a weak punch, but it is enough for the referee to let the bout continue. but he is looking closely as Goodwin is now punching away at will at the bell and landing two to Theron’s head after the bell. The stunned Charlize sleepy wanders back to her corner.

Round 3. Charlize has somewhat recovered as the round begins. She needs to stay away for a minute. Goodwin is on the hunt. Charlize is moving one way then suddenly changes directions. Goodwin finally manages to close and land an overhand right to Theron’s face. She follows with a left-right combination to the head and another and another as she punches Charlize to the ropes. Goodwin is in close working on that Atomic Blonde body. A left-right to the bra. A hook to the solar plexus as the Goddess starts to sag in the ropes Goodwin steps back and drills a right and left below the blonde’s bikini line. Was is it accidental? Theron’s corner is enraged, crying foul as the blonde is badly hurt, holding on to the ropes, in agony, to keep from going down. Goodwin backs off yelling its “Krupa all over. Hear that bytch, Krupa, Krupa” as tears start to run down Theron’s face. Goodwin presses the blonde against the ropes and drives a pair of overhand punches to Charlize’s breasts. Theron staggers off the ropes and right into a right cross and turns her around and drops her to her knees THE GODDESS IS DOWN. The top half of her body hanging over the middle rope. Goodwin laughs. She stands over the blonde and starts punching at whatever is inside the ring, the lower back or the butt. The referee is in trying to make her stop, but she is in a KO rage at her hated opponent. The referee finally drags her away. Meanwhile, Theron has managed to raise her head and sees through glazed eyes, Upton waving her to get up. Theron starts to climb up the ropes. Goodwin has wasted a precious 30-40 seconds. By time the referee is back to begin the count, Theron is already on her feet. The bell finally rings as the crowd is in an uproar. The Theron Nascar team is ready as emergency repairs are quickly and thoroughly applied. ,The “best corner in the FCBA” has Theron standing waiting for the bell to ring

Round 4. Goodwin’s morale drops as she she’s Theron coming out of her corner with a smile of her face. She’s going to wipe that smile off that hated mug. As she closes, she sees Charlize drop her hands to her side and rolling her shoulders. Goodwin thinks she is being mocked. She quickly closes only to catch an overhand right to her face, but she has Theron in punching range.

The two go at it toe to toe. Goodwin is getting the best of it at the beginning but the punching soon goes Theron’s way. She’s concentrating on Goodwin’s head.

Jab, cross, cross, hook land one after another as she drives Goodwin into the ropes. She rips punch after punch into Goodwin body, Goodwin catches the blonde with a left-right cross, but Theron seems to shake it off. She starts peppering Goodwin with jabs punching her head back again and again. Goodwin is starting to sag in the ropes. Charlize apparently can end it now but she continues to jab Goodwin's face until it is a bloody mess. Why didn’t Theron end it? Did she also make a big mistake? She still working on Goodwin’s face as the round ends. In Theron’s corner, they are apoplectic. Theron made a huge mistake by not finishing it. Now they have to get ready for what is to come. In Goodwin’s corner they are too busy for conversation while getting their fighter ready for the fifth

Round 5. At the bell, Goodwin is slow out of her corner. She acts like it hurts move. Theron eyes are glued on Goodwin. The smile is gone from her face, replaced by her famous death stare. When they close, Goodwin pushes our a left jab. Charlize brushes it away and buries her right into Goodwin’s solar plexus. As Goodwin doubles over, an uppercut straighten her up sending her staggering back into the ropes. Charlize spits our her mouthpiece. Charlize looks into her eyes and cries “You lied about me” as she drives a pair of overhand punches deep into Goodwin's breasts “You lied twice” and two more power overhand blows sink into Goodwin’s chest. Goodwin is sagging in the ropes, The blonde continues with a left-right cross to the face followed by a left- right hooks, and an overhand right to the chin. Goodwin’s hands are now hanging by her side. She’s helpless as the blonde continues to play tic tac toe on Goodwin’s face. The referee moves in to stop the fight. Charlize looks at him and yells “not now, you can have her when I’m finished.” He stops a moment and Charlize cups Goodwin’s shoulders and spins her off the ropes. The Goddess shouts “You don’t lie about me” and a sweeping right comes off her hip and catches all of Goodwin's chin and she topples over on her back. Charlize looks at the referee “She yours now” The referee takes one look at Goodwin and waves the fight off. Charlize uncharacteristically walks around the ring with both hands held high. Robbie is in the ring holding up a sign “200”

Charlize Theron defeats Alice Goodwin KO5 for her 200th knockout win

AFTER

Kate Upton joins Charlize in the press room. Goodwin will not appear. Kate Upton is the first to speak. “I think this fight is going to be looked at. It was a little on the vicious side. I have to defend my good friend. I have fought Goodwin. She did the same thing in our fight. She made fun of my breasts and was genuinely unpleasant. I can’t blame Charlize. On top of being unpleasant, I have no doubt that fouls were intentional. Could Charlize have finished it in the fourth? Who knows.”

Charlize: Her face is not ready to go to any awards show says “The fight is over. That’s it. I’m not going to say anything about Goodwin. She is not here. I should have said this before. but I have the best corner in the FCBA. They have brought me back from defeat more than I would like to admit. I don’t want to do without them. I also thank the support of Kate here and Tess who was here because she was working and is in this room, still working. I really appreciate their support. They have become great friends. Questions?

Tess: “Did Goodwin going crazy punching your back when you were down and delaying the count save you from a KO”

Charlize: “No, When I saw Kate ringside, I was already on one knee. I would have been up by seven. I would have lasted until the bell, but it was a break. I have to admit that.”

Smackey. What’s up next?

Charlize “If you are talking about my next fight, well it will be what you in the press are calling an easy fight” Everybody wants to repeat Joanne, if you know what I mean. Right now you’re leaving and Neve is going to get my face presentable, so I can watch Kate’s match. She’s going to her dressing room and put on what little she wears”

Kate: “That’s right, but it takes more material to cover my chest than it does yours” Charlize sticks her tongue out and they both laugh"