AMANDA RIGHETTI (38 y/o, 5 ft 8, W: 110, L: 32) vs ADRIANNE PALICKI (35 y/o, 5 ft 11, W: 43, L: 36) (Results: Lookout!, Story: Bonzo)

Before: Adrianne Palicki‘s one of welter‘s sensational stories – the six-foot beauty‘s stormed to two titles in the course of just one year, wresting one of them from Amanda Righetti‘s shell-shocked waist early in 2020 to end the legendary redhead‘s seemingly invincible title streak atop the division. Now that both the lightweight and welterweights have been ripped from Adrianne‘s waist herself – against both divisions‘ superstars in Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner, no less – it‘s time for her get serious about another title campaign, right? But fearless Adrianne only wants a piece of Big Red again – why, pundits want to know?

“I‘ve been through her grinder,“ Adrianne smirks. “Your mind and body need to be fully prepared to beat her. There‘s just a certain mindset you gotta have, I guess. I mean, you just gotta *know* you will blast her friggin‘ lights out! Once there‘s just an inkling of doubt, you know, it‘s tough to survive Amanda. But once you actually know your right hand can put her to sleep, things get a little easier for me! I certainly know I got Amanda‘s attention now! I just need her to feel spooked by my righty again, and once I‘m there in her head just a bit, I can get that damn beast off her feet again!“, she laughs. “Make no mistake, guys – I‘ve already knocked her out, but this time I want to dominate, *control* her along the way, too! She‘s still the biggest test for me, my big whale – but I‘m pumped I get to prove myself!“

Righetti‘s off a rare three-month break after conquering Kendall Jenner in a rematch, so what‘s on her mind this time?

“Once you‘ve got accomplished what I have, it just feels good to take a little break, you know? Find out what you still want to achieve, focus on some future goals. And guess what – there‘s plenty of plans I have! I‘d love to rip the title off Hannah‘s waist if Cam can‘t get the job done. I‘ve got to handle Kate. And yeah, Adrianne‘s unfinished business! Girl broke my title streak – surely she can‘t expect me not to punish her for it, right?“

 
 

Fight: R1: Girls form tall, hard opposite stances, slowly get going, feeling each other out – stiff, early single jabs to blocking guards, taking turns, testing reflexes. Palicki‘s smooth, organized early, trying to use her physical advantages in height, reach, leverage against her opponent – she‘s being super aggressive here, doubling up the tempo of her jabs, hooks first! Righetti‘s cautious, sceptical – she‘s all loose n‘ leggy, crouching forward at the waist, her right hand at mouth, jabbing AP from the (left) shoulder. Adrianne‘s tall, fast, rhythmic – stiff check jabs keep Righetti at a distance, clobber away at her ears/temple, *rifling* her shots in! A minute in, Righetti‘s weaving past one of those rifle jabs, slotting a palms-down right hand to Adrianne‘s jugs, oomph, trying to put pressure on blonde via short, stubby jabs up top, work out a position atop blonde‘s chest/body. Palick‘s well-organized, reacting quickly, retreating in smooth, leggy fashion – she won‘t be trapped or bullied by Righetti early!

Short, flush right hand, Palicki!

Righetti a-jabbin‘ blonde to ropes, rollin‘, crouchin‘– EATS THE SHARP RIGHTY HOOK IN RESPONSE! Adrianne‘s so alert, ready, feintin‘ it, pullin‘ it back, then *hooking* her girl‘s chin a beaut! A sighing groan, Righetti, as her left hand sails out over the top, her skull loosened, legs a-buzz – she‘s stepping in fence, her eyes a blank, confused stare of shock. A snarl, and a smile, Palicki – blonde‘s taking over! Blonde‘s using height, reach at well, but she‘s ready to stoop n‘ crouch as well, peppering Righetti‘s waist/jugs with brushin‘ whacks, belts – quick, hard rat-a-tat shellack across redhead‘s confused fronts!

Final minute – Palicki‘s wide-eyed, organized, controlling, can‘t hide a grin at Righetti‘s spooked, sullen leg-outs, circles, pivots away from her. Adrianne‘s in no kind of rush – leggy jabs keep tickin‘ at Manda‘s head/guard, taking over all mid-ring canvas, as redhead‘s kept in check on the outside. There‘s a sudden surge in tempo, Palicki, just down the stretch – a short weave opens up a trade of gorgeous uppercuts! Righetti‘s own blunt right hand‘s sailing out past blonde‘s left ear – Palicki‘s short, corking lefty uppercut‘s finding most of redhead‘s chin, loosening up those sturdy legs into a bit of swoon just at the bell!

Adrianne‘s being steely, professional, no-nonsense for the break – breaking Righetti‘s spirit and body ain‘t a task for just one glorious opening round!

R2: Righetti‘s aggressive early, applying a step n‘ weave pressure on her blonde foe – quick feints, plus short, blunt jabs, some right hands! Palicki‘s unconcerned, staying leggy, mobile on the outside – her gait‘s easy, leggy, wide, *stinging* her redhead huntress with the stiff, alarming power of her own strong jabs! Blonde‘s enjoying being tall, big on sturdy, smaller Big Red – lots of solid big-girl pushes/shoves for show prove Palicki‘s confidence, hunger as girls meet up, go body to body. Adrianne‘s jabs such a good counter-aggressive weapon – lil‘ weaves, step-outs from Righetti‘s stiff poke, answered by spittin‘, hittin‘ left hands herself! ‘Manda crouches, leans forward, surging in on blonde – Adrianne‘s leaning in with her girl, beating Righetti to the punch! It‘s only a short, rugged lil‘ uppercut to Righetti‘s sternum/jugs, but it‘s firm, tasty, sneaky *hard* – oh, she‘s cramped! Righetti‘s legs take a wild buzz – Palicki marches back in, choppin‘ her righty behind Amanda‘s left ear! A groan, Righetti, more buzz in them sturdy legs – her knees bend, hold, *straighten* at last, as pretty face‘s ashen, sick! Palicki‘s all grins, extending the jab to Righetti‘s jugs/neck/guard, stepping right, setting up for her body shots – short, hard lil‘ (body) haymakers to Righetti‘s left flank/elbow/ribs! Amanda‘s on the spot – she‘s hurt, staying square, going earmuff, riding it out, butt on the ropes.

Second, third minute – Palicki‘s cruisin‘ into control, keeping Righetti at the bad end of her strong, stiff jab stick!

Adrianne‘s so hungry, denying Righetti‘s attempts to change the momentum – down the stretch, a *hard*, long overhand right hand spooks ‘Manda to the ropes again, trapping her there, dukes up all high, taking pendulum swings against the blonde‘s strokin‘ fists. Palickin‘s a-dippin‘ - short, succinct left/right *swats* applied to either redhead flank, earning shrieks, yells from the crowd, as Righetti‘s legs falter late, almost tilting her to starboard, just at the bell!

R3: Righetti‘s adjusting things in grim, sullen fashion – it‘s nothing fancy, but her shellin‘, drivin‘ jabs start to make a difference at last. Palicki‘s still being tall, organized, active – her height, reach‘s a good way to shut Righetti out, keep control of mid-ring canvas. Girls getting fast, mobile – quick jabs spit off Adrianne‘s left shoulder, as redhead‘s bobbin‘, weavin‘ up on her, derailing Amanda‘s agression! Righetti‘s tapering off in response, taking long, circling pivots away from blonde‘s long, reaching jabs, lefts – Palicki grins, stooping into pursuit immediately. A minute inside the round, Righetti‘s butt‘s back in the ropes, dukes up, eyes alert – blonde chops a short, *mean* right hand upside of Amanda‘s left hip. Short right counter, Righetti!

Righetti‘s rolling Adrianne‘s body shot right hand – *droppin‘* a short right hand counter to Palicki‘s panicked chin herself! Another short, *flush* lil‘ right hand to Palicki‘s left ear, boom! – blonde‘s off kilter, her eyes hurt, legs a buckle! ‘Manda‘s eyes widen, as blonde‘s suddenly vulnerable, a little weak – short, stiff jabs drive Palicki off, as quick, bludgeoning right hands nip, tuck at her flanks/ribs/jugs!

Final minute – Righetti‘s on top of Palicki, rope time.

There‘s the stiff, stingin‘ drive of Amanda‘s jabs up top, setting up hooks at blonde‘s waist/ribs – Adrianne‘s soakin‘ these shots up, dimly rollin‘ to left/right, left/right. Righetti‘s being physical, sturdy – she‘s wrestling apart the blonde‘s wrists for clubbing shots behind her elbows, she‘s pushing brawnily off her shoulders/jugs, she‘s rubbing her against the cables via strong, rugged clinchwork. Down the stretch – Righetti‘s eyes light ablaze, setting up siege after siege in trademark sturdy, bruisin‘ fashion!

R4: Righetti‘s sturdy-jabbin‘, just a-jabbin‘ her way forward in trademark fashion – she‘s fought herself into a much more comfortable mid-ring position, as Palicki‘s more passive, taking pivots, organizing retreats, giving up canvas. ‘Manda‘s campaign‘s clear, precise, blonde-busting – long, stifling jabs off the shoulder, right hand at mouth, dictating tempo/range via stubby left hands, setting up the right hand shots, slotting ‘em to Palicki‘s jugs/ribs. Adrianne‘s still leggy, organizing at the end of Righetti‘s jab stick – she‘s trying to time the redhead, checking her advances via tall, hard left hooks, more defensive counter right hands. Righetti‘s starting to read Palicki‘s jabs, slippin‘, weavin‘ past them, setting up all sturdy on top of the taller blonde‘s rack, besieging, grinding her around – Adrianne‘s grumpy, falling back to ropes/turnbuckles, trying to grab around Righetti‘s waist, bull the sturdy redhead away to mid-ring.

Second, third minute – Righetti a-surgin‘, a-pacin‘.

Palicki‘s eyes dull, looking dashed behind her earmuff guard – it‘s the relentless, grinding tik-tok, tik-tok groove of Righetti‘s stiff, flat, *pounding* sledgehammer jabs that‘s slowly punching her into a passive state of compliance, as the tall blonde‘s limbs swoon, circling her out, retreating all over.

Down the stretch – Palicki‘s slipped a long, mean jab, stepping out right, narrowly missing Righetti‘s skull with her desperate, swirling left uppercut! Sharp right hand, Righetti! Redhead‘s piercing through, stingin‘, ringin‘ Adrianne‘s jawline, just *belting* across it! Palicki‘s eyes go flat, confused – she‘s stepping in fence-post holes, trying to find her feet, as buttocks shiver, tremble! Earmuff, Palicki: two, three short, rugged jabs bash against the blonde‘s raised guard, loosing up her mitts bit by bit – short, sneaky left uppercut reaches through! Adrianne‘s head‘s corked sideway, as her strong legs, knees falter, bend, toppling her ropeward in a clear, hazy swoon – bell!

R5: Palicki‘s eyes no longer shiny, confident, no longer subduing, controlling Righetti‘s strengths – she‘s leggy, but a little hesitant, circling out, away, running into Amanda‘s hard-ass jabs. And boom, right hand, Righetti! Girls lean forward, trading scrumptious jabs up top – ‘Manda‘s rolling Adrianne‘s shot, drifting her righty short, clean to Palicki‘s mouth/chin! Blonde‘s head goes into switch mode – just a-rockin‘ back n‘ forth, back n‘ forth, her glutes/buttocks trembling, lips parting in shock! Oh, Palicki‘s got that stamina, no doubt – she‘s keeping her feet, her torso loosened up, *bull-rushed* to ropes by Righetti‘s greedy, hard wrap-up! Righetti‘s intense, concentrated, bulling her way on top Palicki at the ropes here – lil‘ pushes, shoves set blonde upright, as *detonating* left hands, right hands shovel deep into Palicki‘s flanks/gut/ribs, spank!, spank! Blonde‘s in a little stoop off the ropes, showing a tight, tottering peek-a-boo – she‘s groaning, sighing, trying to wrap up around Righetti‘s waist/flanks.

Second minute – more stiff, booming jabs, Righetti, rocking Adrianne‘s world!

Palicki‘s reactions slow, her leggy spring all gone, as Amanda‘s setting up her grinding, grueling sieges. Girls lay in head n‘ shoulders, but it‘s only Righetti on top, Righetti putting hurt on her girl. Lots of short, shruggin‘ exchanges between these two big-girl beauties – hard, flat left-hand hooks to opposite tummy, glory right-hand uppercuts for chin/ear up top! Adrianne‘s stacked up, tired, *bludgeoned* into a hazy daze – right hand, Palicki!

Righetti‘s just been all up inside the blonde‘s jugs, coming up top with a smooth lefty uppercut, narrowly swooshing past Palicki‘s tilting face/skull – Adrianne rolls, *trades back* the scrumptious right hook! Redhead‘s reaction‘s late, busting her up – shot connects to her mouth, jaw with *all* of a frustrated, tiring Palicki behind it! A sneaky, delayed effect in Righetti‘s sturdy legs, as her eyes take a second, go blank, empty at last – she‘s ROCKED! ‘Manda stumbles right, her eyes shiny, moist, confused – her left leg gives out, PITCHING her onto her friggin‘ butt!

Righetti‘s in a woozy shock, propped up on either elbow, her legs a tremble, as her eyes go dizzy, dizzy, searching for ref, as blonde girl‘s still standing – Palicki‘s mumbling a triumphant scream, raising her arm, shouting out! Sturdy redhead‘s suddenly hurt, loose, fragile – she beats the count a shabby, shabby “8“! Palicki‘s eyes harden, gettin‘ all mean n‘ steely – it‘s destroy Red mode! A sequence of tall jabs directs Righetti back to the ropes immediately, setting her up into earmuff, as Adrianne‘s stacking *her* up for payback, detonating short, shrug uppercuts at Righetti‘s ear/temple, beltin‘ away at her girl for glory!

Down the stretch, a short lil‘ scrubbin‘ right hand *almost* gets the job done all right – Righetti‘s swooning against the ropes, her eyes blinking rapidly, moist lips parted...she‘s out on her freakin‘ feet! Redhead‘s falling in against Palicki, bulling her back mid-ring in mindless survival mode, as sturdy redhead legs try to find back their power, stamina – she‘s a loose-limbed, fragile beauty at the bell!

R6: Big-girl battle‘s pretty much a bitter, brutal fight about attrition, survival at this point – but it‘s Palicki‘s who‘s wide awake, active, workin‘ her thing, as Righetti‘s just sullen, loose, tired! Adrianne‘s early spearing jabs set it all up – *stiff*, hard, tall shots upside redhead‘s skull/temple, repeatedly penetrating Amanda‘s guard, punching her head back, as Palicki‘s awakening her sledgehammer!

Righetti‘s hammered, circling out right, clearly startled by her loose legs, tottering torso – she‘s a staggering, jogging beauty! Hunt, hunt – Adrianne‘s hurling jabs in pursuit of redhead! Righetti‘s pivoted to ropes, setting up peek-a-boo, her sturdy torso rickety, rocking back n‘ forth against the ropes – Palicki feints the sloshin‘ overhand left hand, spooking Big Red, *plunging* her hard, twirling right hand deeeeeepp into ‘Manda‘s gut/rib instead! A soft, groaning sigh o‘ hurt from tuff redhead – Righetti‘s clinching in response, wrapping up hurt, flabbergasted around Adrianne‘s bullying hips! Palicki‘s patient, using her hips/legs to control her foe, waiting for the ref to break the girls up, her eyes lighting up, feeling Righetti‘s tense, yet loose body squirming under her grasp!

Second, third minute – Righetti‘s gritty, bleak, *shellacked*.

Redhead‘s flat-footed, staggering rope-to-rope, her mitts raised high, but her guard‘s fragile, loosened. Palicki‘s being patient, committed – tall, steering jabs control her foe, keep her spooked, tight, hiding peek-a-boo, as blonde‘s picking out spots, moments to bring that glorious right hand. Palicki gets her shot at another knockdown down the stretch, as Righetti‘s trippin‘, flounderin‘ on the spot – a short dip n‘ weave, Adrianne, *right hand*! A short, drifting jackhammer righty uppercut – brisk, blunt connect to Righetti‘s chin! It‘s a head swivel, torso see-saw, Righetti, *toppling* her ropeward – but her legs hold, bulling her way into another tight, muscular embrace around Adrianne‘s flanks/shoulders, as blonde‘s sighing in disappointment, resisting redhead‘s physicality, shoving her forearm against Righetti‘s jawline in the grasp just to make a point who‘s boss in the ring right now!

R7: Righetti‘s getting a dose of her own medicine – Palicki‘s just pastin‘ her, step n‘ poke, step n‘ poke! Adrianne‘s wide-eyed, beaming, but she‘s patient, concentrated – she‘s fighting tall, her hands easy, relaxed, taking a leggy gait around a hovering, hunching Righetti, steppin‘ into her with tall, stiff, pounding jabs! ‘Manda‘s awake, if a little drowsy, her face pasted, lumping up shiny, pink – she‘s trying to mount a rush here n‘ there, hoping to get into blonde‘s range, bury a right hand to gut or jug, but Adrianne‘s step n‘ poke‘s in control, picking her girl‘s face up on repeat, using hard lil‘ shoulder shoves to jostle redhead back into a tottering retreat! Righetti‘s expression‘s grim, puzzled – she‘s rarely been seen so listless, frustrated, controlled in the ring! About a minute inside, ‘Manda‘s sturdy legs slowly prove their mettle – her trembling, muscular buttocks shiver hard, but her legs hold firm under Palicki‘s body-blasting, skull-tapping left hands, right hands!

Second minute – the action‘s slowing down a bit, as Palicki just can‘t get Righetti‘s legs/stamina to quit for good!

Adrianne‘s now also a little less leggy, quick, mobile, as girls quickly stumble into tight, *clamping* embraces – girls take turns dishing out hurt, both cramming short, *brutish* right hands to opposite paunch/ribs. Welter girls just lean in sullen, grinding pretty heads, wide shoulders against each other, wrestling each other‘s arms down/away – tight, clipping uppercuts try to find the off switch on opposite jawline/chin!

Third minute – girls weary, spooked, waiting out. Palicki‘s tall jabs less organized, damaging, controlling, just allowing Righetti to get inside now, slow things down, test each other‘s physicality. Girls stay on the spot, hoverin‘, hunchin‘ close but not touchin‘ yet – there‘s trade in blunt, brute right hands! Adrianne dips a from a solid, tossing right uppercut, stepping out right, her hands outstretched a bit, *eats* the short, triggered lil‘ lefty hook on her mouth! Blonde‘s eyes go dancing, confused for a moment – stubby right, Righetti! Short, stiff shot‘s turning Palicki‘s chin aside, rocking the tall blonde‘s legs, coaxing her into all-out retreat at last!

Down the stretch – it ain‘t a trademark Big Rigs siege, but she‘s finally on top of her girl at the ropes again!

A *fat* right hand to Palicki‘s flank gets a well-earned groan, sigh, tilt – a drillin‘ left uppercut to neck/tit‘s got blonde girl set upright again. Righetti‘s left elbow‘s in Adrianne‘s jugs, pushin‘ at her, trying to punish her body – short left, right hands clobber at Palicki‘s ears, as blonde‘s legs rock, sway, propping up her butt on the ropes in sudden shock!

R8: Girls grunt, sigh in utter exhaustion, but wade back into the action on those shot, tired, glorious legs – girls form opposite stances up close/inside, shrugging their heads/shoulders against each other, leaning (in) against each other, as they‘re just beltin‘, drillin‘, BLASTIN‘ for the off switch! Early, Righetti‘s short shrug of a jab, jab, jab‘s knocking upside Adrianne‘s pretty head, loosening up blonde‘s hold/stance first – shift right, Righetti, RIGHT CROSS!

Hard, whacking connect upside Palicki‘s left jawline – she goes into a head loll, stumble step! Adrianne‘s eyes go unfocused, her eyelashes blinking fast, her torso a slightly unhinged little tilt – Righetti steps in, wide-eyed, fascinated, getting brutal, furious! Hard, unrelenting pushes/shoves batter Palicki upright, drive her to ropes in muscular, bull-rush fashion – ‘Manda‘s dippin‘, rippin‘, shiftin‘ her weight left/right/left, HACKING short-chop body hooks upside Palicki‘s hips! Blonde‘s guard‘s loose, rickety, riding out the body harm – she‘s trying to just shove Righetti off with a palms-out left hand, tottering to the right. ‘Manda ducks her shot – AND SMITES THE RIGHTY OVER THE TOP!

A muscular, driving right-hand uppercut, *ripped* like a blast across the blonde‘s chin, entirely rocking her world apart – Palicki‘s eyes roll back, spitting her mouthpiece out! Adrianne‘s punched up straight/erect, her eyes still glassy, as her back (right) leg‘s suddenly sagging, skidding out from under her! The tall, gorgeous blonde‘s taking a ride down to the canvas in a delay, leashed, tossed down – she hits the ground, her legs stretching out immediately, her arms a-sailin‘!

Righetti‘s sweaty, hurt face‘s already opening into a wide, triumphant beam, raising her right arm, taking deep heaves, sighs of relief – OH NO, PALICKI RESPONDS! Blonde‘s eyes still a dazed flicker, but her heart/autopilot instincts kick in, wake her into scrambling motion – she groans, swaying slowly onto her side/flank, propping up further onto her knees, rising up, swooning, holding her feet together, *beating* the count! Ref‘s got his eyes locked with Adrianne intensely, as the lanky blonde‘s legs firm/stiffen at last, *pleading* him to go on – he‘s finally ruling her good to go!

Palicki‘s still in a swoon, stumbling out right, hoping her legs will resist, forming a tall, high, shabby guard – Righetti‘s no-nonsense, building up her stance, slowly loping into the blonde‘s range, left hand danglin‘, right hand at mouth. Hop, step n‘ punch, Righetti – good God, she‘s dragging a big, detonating right hand to Palicki‘s jug/breadbasket! Adrianne‘s *rocked* again, doubling over, grunting – Righetti sweeps her up, riding her left arm on top of Palicki‘s shoulder, locking in hips/legs, *bulling* her girl ropeward in unrelenting, brutal fashion! Adrianne‘s swoonin‘, saggin‘ against the cables, her tall, high guard flimsy, breaking apart – Righetti‘s all small, tight, intense, bumping up her head against blonde‘s jugs, workin‘, rippin‘ hooks into her flanks non-stop! A tuff, tapping left hand to Adrianne‘s right breast braces her up all stiff– right haymaker, Righetti! Long, wide, slinging shot‘s coming up from the right, belting Palicki‘s chin starboard, tossing her head past the top rope – SCRUBBY‘S THROWING IN THE FRIGGIN‘ TOWEL!

Blonde girl‘s out on her feet, legs a tremble, her eyes blank, dizzy, unresponding – Righetti‘s seen it, immediately hugging Adrianne to prop her up and stabilize her opponent, as Palicki‘s heaving, sighing, finally realizing she‘s done, loosening up under Amanda‘s helpful grasp. She‘s been on the brink tonight, but Big Red‘s triumphant at last – TKO8 Amanda Righetti!

After: Jenny McCarthy, banned from the corner by Scrubby, but still seated ringside, is going crazy post-stoppage – “Fight back, you big dummy! Don't you punk ... don't you punk!!! What the f*ck? Scrubby ... you can't stop this thing! She's fine, man, just fine!“ – The actual fighters remain friendly, though, constantly huggin‘, pattin‘ each other‘s back in mutual respect after a hard, tuff welter battle for the ages. “This was easily the best Adrianne Palicki I‘ve ever met in the ring,“ a scuffed, groggy Righetti sighs, her hair all sweaty/wet, a towel drenched around her sturdy shoulders, her pretty face showing various cuts/wounds. “I‘m just happy I got to come back and batter her, but I‘ve been in friggin‘ *war* tonight, and that‘s exactly how I feel!,“ she laughs.