Jordan Carver vs Bianca Gascoigne
(Black Eagle Boxing vs BBU Independent)
(3-6, 3 KO vs 1-11, 1 KO)
JMD Value: 30K (Enhanced) vs 34E (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "It seems like Bianca's Gaslight JMD Club is closed for business this fall so here she is crawling her way to one ugly defeat in Hamburg!", Jordan Carver admits she's very happy the English glamour model has made the trip to headline tonight's undercard. "The only thing bigger than Bianca's rack is her mouth but this is MY home so I'm gonna whup her plastic boobs right off! No frickin' mercy, bytch!"

"I didn't come here to listen to these insults!", Bianca Gascoigne is less than pleased with Jordan's comments. "I'm gonna shut this bytch up and punch her tits into jelly so she can suck Gina Wild's pussy later on! These two should be getting the bukkake treatment or something! Gaslight Club is doing very well but I need a big win on the road and Jordan is simply perfect to learn this the hard way! Bring it on, c###!"

Jordan Carver wears a crimson bikini set & golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Bianca Gascoigne wears an orange bikini set & black gloves. Long dyed blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both girls trade vicious punches from the start and look to impose the jug muggin' wrath in commanding fashion but it's Bianca who lands the better punches as she lifts the otherwise superior German rack and dumps Jordan into loud spasms down the stretch. Jordan refuses to back off despite losing the early exchange but it's a dumb tactics according to BBU TV's Georgie Thompson and Bianca quickly cashes in with additional shots on the German's face as she outworks her in close range wholesale and meets little resistance once Carver really begins to feel the heat. Bianca barks in her charge as she splits the golden gloves and rips a left cross on the mouth before dumping more leather on the overzealous rack and driving a stunned brunette onto the ropes. Jordan tries to slug back up the middle but eats another scything cross on the nose and wobbles into an uppercut flurry that punishes her bumpers and has Gascoigne well on top at the end of the round.

Round 2:
Bianca feels at home piercing the German's leaky guard as both models jump into a hectic slugging route that doesn't really change Carver's early fortunes. She picks the English rack with single uppercuts but gets stuffed on her heels as Gascoigne emerges as the supreme puncher and is able to deliver more damage with her own uppercut execution. Eagles coach Gina Wild begins to lose her temper but Bianca imposes her will in convincing manner driving a subdued brunette onto the ropes where Jordan gets battered into a standstill and has to rely on a depressing clinch just to stay afloat. Bianca barges her in the chin and finds a separation before belting the mediocre foe across the tummy which keeps Carver pinned in a hole. Another low rally finds the exposed tummy once again while a quick hook on the jaw doesn't help the German's cause since Bianca quickly drops more uppercut bombs on the boobs to leave the German model gasping for air at the bell.

Round 3:
Jordan finds a rare shot on the mouth to briefly keep Bianca at bay early in the third but another phone booth slugfest quickly ensues with both women dropping uppercut bombs and making repeated jug-to-jug contact. Carver appears to be getting the better of the exchange this time until she shoots above the blonde's shoulder and gets nailed with a brutal hook on the solar plexus that drops her into immediate trouble. Gascoigne sets up a chiiling uppercut drive to punish the obvious target but she only carries up to clip the German's chin and spins her to the side. Jordan tries to swing back but misses and Bianca SMOKES her with a brutal left/right combo before piercing the exposed solar plexus one time too many... DOWN GOES CARVER ONTO HER KNEES as the oxygen supply seemingly hits the limit! Ugh! It's a bad one for the home team while Bianca taunts a furious Gina Wild in the Eagles corner. The count is somewhat slow and delayed by the ref's efforts to drag the English lass back to the neutral corner.... Jordan gets up at seven but looks vulnerable and can't stop the blonde pounding more uppercut pressure to underline the tourist's advantage. She gets shut down in the corner and the Hamburg audience is ready to riot as Bianca gets away with a couple of late blows long after the bell. Jordan is hurting too much to even sound mad about it!

Round 4:
Bianca rolls up the uppercut drive to stuff Jordan's rack from the opening contact and it only gets worse for the brunette who can't even force a clinching break while soaking up one punch after another... Bianca glues her mitts on target and lifts the German rack into the slumping chin rendering Carver pretty useless during the opening minute. Jordan appears to be mentally wrecked on top of the physical abuse and drops into loud spasms while Bianca hammers in more bombs until she breaks the other girl down wholesale... JORDAN SLIDES ONTO HER KNEES amid more whimpers and folds onto all fours while Gina Wild completely loses her mind over in the Eagles corner. Even another slow count ain't gonna bail Jordan out this time as the German has truly noting left in the tank anymore. Shocking KO4 Bianca Gascoigne!!!

AFTER: That's a horrendous loss for the home team and Gina Wild doesn't even bother saving Jordan's pride when the English lass facesits her into utmost humiliation moments after the fight is waved off. Bianca can't even wait to have her gloves removed; she wants to punish the German glamour model with her backside and there's some serious twerking mobility once she plants it on top of Jordan's face. Bianca gets carried away too much when she tries to perform a boston crab but that's beyond her range so she drops the seemingly unconscious Jordan down on her face again. She rolls her on the back and keeps pounding the rack until the bikini top gives up the ghost and reveals the full extent of damage. Huh! Jordan's tits are visibly swollen and that's not all down to the silicon value, Gascoigne gets a helping hand from the ref and can finally claw the bikini top off to render the fallen German foe fully topless: "I'm taking this one home! Gaslight Club needs a battle trophy on the wall and Jordan has just handed me one! Good little bytch!"

Official Result: Bianca Gascoigne def. Jordan Carver KO4.

Ann-Kathrin Brommel vs Alicia Medina
(Black Eagle Boxing vs BBU Independent)
(4-6, 4 KO vs 0-3)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The Black Eagle welterweights appear to be making plenty of noise lately however Ann-Kathrin Brommel wants to remind everyone she's an elite option down at lightweight despite losing both of her fights this season to date. On the other hand Spanish model Alicia Medina refuses to accept she's just a hot looking punchbag and vows to channel that Hispanic temper to the point she upsets the German soil in front of her fans tonight.

Both women are eager to get going and since Ann's partner Mario Goetze has shared the locker room with Spanish players, she has learned a word or two herself to trigger the lanky free agent off. Suddenly we have a verbal spat during the introductions while BBU TV's Georgie Thompson reckons the pressure must be getting to Brommel who just can't display those elite talents often enough to make her silverware case: "She's got no competition among the Eagles who are stacking up welters instead so if she can't beat Medina tonight, she's probably just another overrated lingerie model!"

Ann-Kathrin Brommel wears a black bikini set with golden cups & red gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Alicia Medina wears a red bikini set with yellow trim & navy blue gloves. Long brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Brommel gets the overrated message stuck right into her face in the early going as Medina jumps into a high-octane attack that splits the red mitts with ease and has the local starlet glued to her heels underneath the attack. Alicia throws in some Spanish language to further enhance the jabbing stock berore she slams a left cross on the nose that beds the younger opponent sideways. Huh! Ann-Kathrin just can't escape the leather rush here and gets beaten for another punch as Alicia drives a left hook into her jaw and belts her across the tummy which leads into loud reaction from the crowd. Brommel trips back onto the ropes where she loses the aerial exchange and displays some early swelling around her lips as Medina finds more success in the gung-ho offense. Another low strike belts the German in the guts and she bellows out into a deep earmuff just to survive this horrible opener.

Round 2:
If Jordan Carver's JMD loss was bad then Ann-Kathrin is trying to make it look better as she gets swamped by another Spanish aerial rush and soaks up one vicious hook after another during a one-sided exchange in the center of the ring. Alicia bangs a triple combo like she totally owns the place and glues more leather into Brommel's face while the stunned German can only respond in half-hearted fashion looping shots that lack both power & precision. She ends up getting pummelled butt-in-ropes come the half-distance point and loses more overhand exchange while Medina drops low to punish the ribcage where she just cripples the fellow brunette into more spasms. She digs her right forearm into Ann's boobs and belts her with piercing hooks that knock more steam out of the subdued German until it's panic time for coach Gina Wild. Ann-Kathrin simply can't embrace the mighty rush and drops into shrieking disarray while Alicia keeps hammering her guts to the point Brommel checks out with a whimper... DOWN GOES A-K!!! The proud German hits the deck on her knees inside the final ten seconds of the round and only the bell saves her from an epic disaster! Meanwhile Alicia is so pumped she doesn't even sit on her stool during the break as she anticipates her maiden BBU victory becoming reality like right NOW!

Round 3:
Ann-Kathrin has been humiliated in front of her own fans for like the entire six minutes here but she bursts out of the blocks in "all or nothing" fashion while Alicia wants to knock her out pure and simple. The charging hellcats clash heads before any meaningful punch is thrown and Brommel somehow recovers from this contact first and drops a bomb on the Spanish liver area that forces Medina backwards. The older model is too committed to her aggressive plan to stay back for too long but she struggles to make a connection off her heels and gets beaten for more head-hunting misery as Ann-K suddenly steps up and delivers the jabbing promise which outworks the hitherto dominant opponent during the second minute. Both girls trade similar jabbing skills thereafter but Medina no longer gets the better of them and gets punked with a low hit on the groin right at the death even if the ref didn't see that. Or maybe that was legal after all but we have to check it on the replay!

Round 4:
Ann-Kathrin cranks up the jabbing volume and holds the Spanish foe in mid-range check as Alicia's aggressive charge is eventually neutralized during another quick head-hunting tussle. Medina manages to work around that lip swelling but Brommel appears to ignore that at this stage and keeps belting her downstairs whenever she squares up to her in duck & weave fashion. It seems like Gina Wild still hasn't figured out where Medina can be hurt the most but the back & forth exchange must favor the home team on the cards even if genuine power is suddenly at premium. Alicia takes a back seat to the German bullying which doesn't scare her off one bit which leads into some ugly clinching stalemate come the final minute.

Round 5:
Alicia remains committed to the head-hunting attack but she just can't overwhelm the lanky German anymore while leaking too many punches dowstairs as Ann-Kathrin has settled down on the midsection drive to fuel her recovery. She belts Medina often enough to soften the older model up but Alicia digs some leather into her jugs before blasting a wild hook on the jaw that almost sends Brommel into jelly knees mode. Huh! Ann-K dodges that bullet with some blatant clinching in the second minute and finds the liver area damage when she keeps blowing easy connection thereafter. Alicia struggles to stretch her elbows while getting dragged around the ring but she finds no referee help and has to punch herself out of the trap on her own. Ann-Kathrin bullies her tummy once she traps her on the turnbuckle and lands a crisp hook on the brow ridge to dump the Spanish model into visible discomfort for the first time tonight shortly before the bell.

Round 6:
Medina tries to resume the high-octane drive upstairs but gets caught out by the German's footwork and slices above her shoulder while losing her balance just for a moment. Brommel dekes to the right and fires a brutal overhand before coming right at her from the inside; she nails Alicia on the jaw with an uppercut double and slams a left cross that tears a small bloody patch across her nose. Ugh! Alicia half-spins to the side and gets trapped on her heels as Ann-K thumps her on the rack and simply takes it from there with more pesky shots aimed at the midriff. Alicia yields real estate in a hurry but can't stop the German from pounding her into a standstill with the shear volume of Brommel's attack making the desired difference. Alicia gets punked onto the ropes and drops her gloves amid the German leather flood to the point Ann-Kathrin can dig no less than four easy lay-ups into her chin TO SEND HER CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE in the process!!! Uh-oh!! Alicia bumps her head against the bottom ropes to make matters worse and she literally crawls at referee's feet before making a desperate recovery efforts. She gets up at eight and counting but wobbles back onto the ropes and looks to be in some kind of bother here! And the ref calls the bout OFF as Alicia complains about those hits on the jaw left her too dizzy to continue! TKO6 Ann-Kathrin Brommel in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: The Eagles avoid another disaster on home turf but Ann-Kathrin is still furious she allowed a winless free agent to bounce her around the ring for so long - the knockdown in the second not withstanding. A win is a win but those fellow elite contenders won't break a sweat over Brommel's struggles to put Medina away tonight! Georgie Thompson is brutally honest and believes Ann-Kathrin is "local champion but lacks the international star power required to make a big buzz in BBU going forward. She's like her boyfriend Mario Goetze, a big career gone south with the exception that Ann's career has never been that big to begin with!" Maybe Gina Wild is right that the Eagles welterweight corps is worth all the squeeze instead of the otherwise unchallenged A-K? Whatever the truth, the lanky model knows she needs to score a signature win before too long since the style points of the Medina stoppage just ain't gonna get it done!

Official Result: Ann-Kathrin Brommel def. Alicia Medina TKO6.