

BBU Saturday Night Boxing
Posted by Vassago on July 27, 2019, 10:47 pm
Emma Rigby vs Kimberley Walsh (BBU Independent vs Lioness Club) (6-12, 6 KO vs 10-19, 10 KO) Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Emma Rigby enjoyed a very poor campaign last season going 0-3 but success isn't something Kimberley Walsh has tasted lately either. The former Girls Aloud stunner has been relegated to wingman duty for designated Lioness Club bantamweight leader Dorota Rabczewska but she wants to regain her mojo back tonight and vows to punch the daylights out of the equally struggling blonde. Mersey girls like Rigby never enjoy a standing ovation in London but Emma plays along with the negative vibes and mocks Kimba's "fat ass" during the introductions which makes the Bradford singer really angry. It has to be said Emma's acting career is doing a lot better than Kimberley's singing these days but that counts for little in the BBU ring!
Emma Rigby wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Kimberley Walsh wears a red basque top, white hotpants & white gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Round 1: Emma steamrolls into a steady jabbing attack and connects with Kimberley's jugs almost too easily catching the Lioness veteran flat. Ugh! Emma digs an early elbow in there as well to wobble the older girl back and the crowd really dislikes that move but a scything cross on the jaw sends Walsh sideways regardless and she has to apply a desperate earmuff with Emma blowing past her defense and thumping more juice on the money. Kimba's jugs take a good beating here in the opening stance and the singer just can't shake off the alleged blonde creampuff! Emma has some bad karma in her as she plugs one hook after another and traps Kimberley on the ropes come the two minute mark. She maintains the feisty run until the Bradford woman slumps into loud spasms and signs off her run with another wild hook on the jaw that leaves Walsh slumped on the turnbuckle.
Round 2: Emma shows more supreme mobility to dance around Kimba's chaotic jabs and that response goes nowhere as Rigby counters her over the top and tags the exposed chin repeatedly. She effectively glues the singer to the spot before another jabbing scramble on the jugs stiffs the brunette on her heels. Ugh! Kimberley lands a couple of hooks from the back foot but Emma only scowls in anger and WHACKS the singer up the chimney again which triggers a head rocking experience for the targeted woman. Kimba has to yield real estate but she struggles to show any meaningful footwork and gets clobbered back to the ropes where she endures more jug muggin' treatment until Rigby plugs into her guts and folds her into loud spasms. The clinching effort goes south as Emma digs another elbow in there to keep the distance and switches into an uppercut flurry that drops Walsh into more aches come the bell. Emma lashes out on the solar plexus right at the death and has the singer visibly hurtin' thereafter.
Round 3: Kimberley is slow to get up and suddenly Emma's all over her ribcage plugging torpedos into the exposed flesh. Kimberley misses with her sluggish response and gets stuck on her heels when the blonde keeps piercing her low guard... ugh! The crowd becomes rather silent during this one-sided exercise and Emma pounds the hapless singer back to the ropes again when she lifts her jugs as Kimberley's guard collapses wholesale... The aching singer begins to gurgle in pain but still gets NAILED with a vicious uppercut double on the jaw and stumbles to the side just as the blonde rips a left cross on the liver THAT SENDS WALSH DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! Ugh! The proud singer drops to her knees and bends her head against the boards but she just doesn't have it anymore and lets the ref to count her out moments later! KO3 Emma Rigby!!!
AFTER: This is another painful defeat for the Girls Aloud veteran who is then forced to kiss Emma's feet as the Mersey lass wants to let everyone know "she's back!!". "Feels good to win one of these again and boy oh boy, this fat witch deserves to lick my snatch too! How about it, cow? Got some magic left there for me? Got my boys ready to #### your sleazy ass too! Man, Hollywood is sooo much fun! I learned some new tricks and I'm gonna use you as exhibit A how to treat stupid hoes like you!"
Some of the fans are shocked to learn that Emma isn't done with her victim yet but BBU TV doesn't cover for the adult content in advance so the folks back home have to settle for the blonde stunner blowing them kisses to the cameras and shaking her thong over the visibly terrified singer. Even Lioness coach Mel B. seems to be shocked but she tells Georgie Thompson "Kimba is a big girl and will handle Emma's #### no matter how crazy that is!"
Final result: Emma Rigby def. Kimberley Walsh KO3.
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