Lacey Banghard vs Jessica-Jane Clement
(This Is Glamour vs PageThrees)
(13-6, 13 KO vs 8-11, 8 KO)
JMD Value: 36G (Natural) vs 32G (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former JMD champion Lacey Banghard wants to regain her contender status while Jessica-Jane Clement is always ready to smash some jugs so this fight promises to deliver plenty of fireworks if only these two haven't been very active over the last few months which raises a question or two among the pundits.

"JMD is like riding a bike. You never forget how it works!", Jessica tells Kate Abdo to watch out for someone going topless tonight: "Obviously Lacey is going to suffer. She was always so damn annoying! I stopped her jugs seven years ago so I have no idea how she became JMD champion after that. She is so damn overrated I can't stand it! Time to shut her down again!"

Lacey Banghard wears a white bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Jessica-Jane Clement wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long dyed blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Jessica shakes off the rust pounding straight into Lacey's rack and she does it hard enough the former champion struggles to embrace the early heat and gets backed onto the ropes where the fake blonde powers ahead with more punches on target. Lacey just can't land a meaningful response here and gets thumped from both flanks but she shows enough resilience to avoid a complete whitewash and gets some quick licks on target once Jessica runs out of hardcore steam. Both models ease off in the final minute but it actually allows Banghard to look more competitive as she works on the south/north route to shake Clement's jugs. Is that enough to steal the round on points? Probably not!

Round 2:
More of the same early in the second, Jessica dominates the initial tangle and works hard into Lacey's jugs but loses out when she's unable to dominate the slugging action from the front. Lacey's one of the smallest fighters on the BBU roster and she can really duck underneath her opponents' strikes like no other; she catches Jessica off guard blasting her in the navel a couple of times and lands a rare cross hook on the chin to drop the older model into coverage. PageThrees owner/manager Samantha Fox urges a quick response but Lacey nails the reeling blonde with another wild hook on the chin and vows to showcase more fury in the next round.

Round 3:
Sure enough, here comes Lacey working on speed dial to punish the fake blonde's rack and her peak is better than Jessica's alleged peak... she hammers Clement's rack from the inside and renders her breathless in the center of the ring before dropping a nasty harpoon on the liver area. Ugh! Jessica wobbles to her heels with a whimper while the menacing brunette lands more uppercuts on the emhanced target to bury the Sheffield model butt-in-ropes come the two minute mark. Jessica protects her assets in desperate fashion thereafter but Lacey cracks several body shots instead and leaves the fellow model choking on spasms at the bell.

Round 4:
Jessica wants to use the superior reach to dominate the action but Lacey ducks underneath the effort and drops another harpoon on the liver area which spins the older girl to the side; Clement has to reload her stance however Banghard whacks her from the inside and carries an uppercut double from the rack into her chin. Woof! Jessica tweaks her ankle when she tries to backpedal away from danger and eats a wicked stinger on the solar plexus moments later. She drops onto the ropes with a whimper and gets blasted by a furious uppercut rally that Lacey pours on her moments later. Uh-oh!!! Jessica's bikini top starts to loosen up and its owner slumps her chin low enough for Lacey to smash right through it with one uppercut too many! Another right hand beats the clinching attempt and stuffs Clement on the jugs. Ugh! And that last punch breaks the blonde's resilience who slides down on her backside amid a loud cheer from the Cardiff audience!!! Jessica slumps against the ropes and just can't catch her breath anymore as she signals to coach Fox she is done here. Ugh! What a bitter defeat for the PageThrees! KO4 Lacey Banghard!!!

AFTER: "I have my revenge! Now let's parade this slag around the ring, shall we?", Lacey has her gloved removed by Melinda Messenger and approaches the sitting blonde to drag her by the hair first. Jessica's bikini top gets ripped off moments later and she's forced to accept the Walk of Shame while the Cardiff fans enjoy a full view of her exposed cleavage. TIG entourage saves the usual breast smother for a private night session at the hotel since they want to use certain objects on the conquered Sheffield woman as well. One last word from Melinda Messenger: "We've got too many ideas to get it done on such a big card like this but check our social media for a spicy preview in a few days time!"

Official Result: Lacey Banghard def. Jessica-Jane Clement KO4.