JMDD Title Eliminator
Kelly Rohrbach vs Charlotte McKinney
(Lioness Club of America vs FCBA Independent)
(27-17, 27 KO vs 23-12, 23 KO)
JMDD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 32F (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: We're ready for the Queendom XIII Main Event which also serves as the official JMDD title eliminator as Emily DiDonato has granted tonight's winner a shot at the golden bra she currently owns. It's also a battle of aspiring Alpha Blondes who look to bounce back after losing their management over the years. Kelly Rohrbach was shown the VIXENs door before landing with the Lioness Club of America but Charlotte McKinney hasn't found a new home after Front Street parted ways with her over 18 months ago. Tigress Uppercut Magazine believes she might be the top JMDD prospect on the market however going 0-5 last season really damaged her stock. Beating the British duo Gemma Atkinson and Kelly Brook was a step in the right direction but the real test is about to conclude tonight - in true fan service fashion indeed!

Kelly Rohrbach wears her red & blue Baywatch reboot outfit & red gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight, tucked behind the ears. Charlotte McKinney wears a black bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Charlotte wants this scalp so badly she gets carried away with her initial attack and Kelly picks her off up the middle to secure the dominant position in the middle of the ring. She drives her mitts from the south and lifts Charlotte's rack while fending off a charge from the side that leaves McKinney bouncing off the forearms instead. The speed dial delivery forces CMK back and she has to adjust her stance but the problem is, Kelly is too aggressive to let her get away with it and she pounds the former Front Street member onto the ropes where she cranks up the uppercut volume to drop the younger blonde behind a desperate earmuff come the final minute. Ugh! That doesn't look good for CMK at all and she gets pummelled into a standstill as Rohrbach cleans up the pieces to take the opener on points with ease!

Round 2:
Kelly throttles the fellow blonde from point-blank range but gets countered from the inside as McKinney yells out in delight when she wobbles the older blonde to her heels following a nasty pick up from the bottom. Time to punish some of that Baywatch crop top as Charlotte packs a mean series and outworks the otherwise aggressive opponent before belting her around the liver area. Kelly gets stuck in the sand and CMK turns her around with more piston-like body shots as she carries the momentum into the final minute and beats up all that fine cleavage in the process. She tacks on a stray head-butt just to let Rohrbach know who's the boss now and whacks her over the top just for fun! Huh! Naughty stuff from McKinney who goes off script to clock more head shots but still signs off the round with another uppercut double that leaves Kelly seething in anger at the bell.

Round 3:
Charlotte beats Kelly to the initial uppercut double and carves a big hole to pile more leather on the obvious target. Uh-oh! Kelly wobbles to her heels and tries to spin out of her opponent's range but McKinney is too quick for that so she lays it hard into the older blonde's rack and backs Rohrbach onto the ropes faster than Old Wiz puts his hat on! Here comes Charlie pounding away in fury as she tries to literally spill her opponent's boobs off into the open and Kelly cries out in pain as she's unable to embrace the heat! One-way traffic punishes the Lioness cleavage and cripples Rohrbach into loud spasms, she tries to deke away from danger but simply can't buy herself an inch of space so the only way is down... KELLY HITS THE SAND crashing to her knees as the slugging prowess earns CMK the knockdown!!! "Stay down, bytch!", Charlotte gets pushed away into the neutral corner and Kelly needs some time to recover from this one indeed. She uses the ropes to regain the upright but still looks rattled and claims she needs extra time to dust herself off the sand. Okay... get on with it! Charlotte races from the opposite side to clean up the pieces but Kelly's frantic escape allows her to avoid the disaster even though she displays nothing but a scared look that triggers a verbal taunting from the former Front Street blonde at the bell.

Round 4:
Kelly still reeling from that knockdown, refuses to slug it right back at the fellow blonde which leaves coach Claudia Schiffer visibly worried during the otherwise one-sided action. Sand is kicked everywhere as Charlotte seeks the ultimate resolution, she packs more single punches into her opponent's boobs but lacks the desired combo to put Rohrbach away. Cue in more verbal taunting that Nina Agdal would be proud of! CMK all loose and winning the mental war but she comes up short even when she finally traps Kelly late in the corner. She plugs her in the groin just to force a reaction... ref lets if fly... Kelly responds with a headlock and blasts one on the kidneys and things turn awry when both blondes end up on the sand with Rohrbach refusing to let go off the headlock! This ain't UFC, mind you! Somehow Kelly avoids a points deduction but McKinney is furious!

Round 5:
Charlotte is triggered beyond limits now and scampers across the sand to just hammer everything she's got into the fellow blonde's rack. Kelly ducks away from the initial blast and lands a mix of leather and elbow into her chest instead which leads into another messy tangle in the center of the ring. Both women throw punches all over the place and some of them carry into their chins as McKinney suddenly begins to get stuffed with Rohrbach somehow powering through the storm. Back & forth tangle continues until Charlotte runs out of gas and wobbles to her heels and gets busted on the solar plexus before Kelly shoves her onto the ropes. Despite looking all lost at sea few minutes ago the Lioness blonde performs a mind over matter recovery to chop more of McKinney's midriff as she steals the round with an aggressive display in the final minute. Charlotte huffs and puffs trying to resume the uppercut superiority but she catches the forearms and almost gets punched through the ropes when Rohrbach blasts her up the chimney right at the bell.

Round 6:
Kelly keeps blasting Charlotte's midsection and slows the hitherto dominant blonde right down before piercing the solar plexus at will... CMK needs to fill up the oxygen into her lungs but she's unable to hang on in a furious exchange that punishes her rack from point-blank range. Both women get vocal but those are some painful shrieks from the Orlando native who gets backed onto the ropes where Kelly goes to work on the exposed midriff and chops Charlotte in half before an elbow stinger on the mounds renders McKinney numb. Kelly sticks a forearm in her throat and bashes the breadbasket right through to visibly hurt the ailing foe... Uh-oh!!! McKinney cries out and has nothing left to give while Rohrbach piles on the juice in numbers... CMK can't endure this ruthless ordeal anymore AND SLIDES ONTO HER KNEES before rolling to her side with eyes closed!!! Kelly kicks sand over her slumped body and walks back to coach Schiffer waving back to the Zanzibar audience: "That's it for the sorry ass bytch! I broke her fookin' ribs!!!" The count is a foregone conclusion as Charlotte remains motionless on the sand and looks WRECKED beyond repair. All over here in the JMDD title elimnator!!! KO6 Kelly Rohrbach!!!

AFTER: Medical crew arrives in the ring as Charlotte complains she might indeed have some fractured ribs but the LCA entourage doesn't buy the excuse! Kelly has her gloves removed and approaches the aching opponent only to be told McKinney will have to pass the MRI checks first: "Whaaattt!!! Total bull!!! I beat her up but there's no crying in boxing!!! I want my reward!!!". Nope, ain't gonna happen today.

Charlotte is escorted off the ring leaving Kelly all alone to soak up the celebrations. She might have been denied the post-fight humiliation but she quickly turns her focus to the task ahead as Emily DiDonato should provide a much bigger test in a fortnight's time! "I'm soo ready for this one!!! No more Hannah Ferguson and Nina Agdal standing in my way!! Even Brooklyn Decker lost the other day!! This is MY time to shine!!! I'm gonna rip that golden bra right off Emily's chest and smother her senseless!!! Watch me GLLLOOOOWWW!!!"

Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Charlotte McKinney KO6.