BBU Jugs Of Mass Destruction Title
Ch Charlotte Church vs Catalina Otalvaro
(Lioness Club vs Glamour Boxing Academy)
(21-12, 21 KO vs 8-1, 8 KO)
JMD Value: 36C (Natural) vs 36D (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's been a while since Charlotte Church defended the JMD diamond bra and some pundits question if Catalina Otalvaro isn't a size too big for the Welsh singer given her impressive overall record. However Charlotte claims she will take advantage of the glamour model's lack of action in the last twelve months and suggests the GBA stable made a mistake not trying to get Catalina a fight in between to shake off the rust since the title challenge was agreed on few weeks before already.

BBU TV's Kate Abdo tries to catch a word with the Colombian tourist before the fight but gets swiftly put off by the Latin bodyguards who don't want any distraction to undermine this opportunity.

Charlotte Church wears a leopard print crop top, matching hip-huggers & red gloves. Shoulder lenght auburn brown hair straight. Catalina Otalvaro wears a red bikini set & yellow gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Charlotte gets off to a prolific start thumping the Latina's rack from the inside and catching her with a not-so-stray elbow for a good measure. Catalina lands a couple of good shots below the actual breasts but fails to match the singer's intensity and gets bumped onto the ropes as Church unloads a slugging drive to dominate the opening round. She traps the glamour model butt-in-ropes and lays into her rack from both flanks to make sure the challenger is unable to find her response. Catalina tries to escape the hole but eats more ruthless shots on target and wobbles to the side as the Welsh woman keeps blowing up accurate punches for remainder of the round. Huh! She has to be pulled back by the referee at the bell and the Cardiff audience really enjoys this action so far.

Round 2:
More slugging joy for the Welsh fans as Charlotte lands more vicious uppercuts from the inside before crashing into Catalina's jaw with a swift double. The challenger has to swing back from her heels and doesn't carry enough power as Church is able to work the jabbing attack from the front side instead. She bumps Otalvaro back to the ropes again and drills her rack outright but the glamour model escapes the full-scale trap this time and dances around the ring during the second minute. She ignores the champion's verbal taunting and tries to mount a late recovery alas Charlotte keeps the aggressive drill going and runs up more clean shots on the model's breasts come the final stretch. Catalina bails out of the exchange and can only offer a lenghty bytch stare at the bell with the Welsh champion holding a comfortable early lead on the scorecards.

Round 3:
Catalina tries something different and bangs away into the singer's breadbasket folding the champ into rare spasms before working upstairs to carry hard leather into the slumped chin. She punishes the rack in the process and jumps into a high-octane blast to neutralize Church in the center of the ring before blasting a left cross into the nose. Ugh! Charlotte wobbles to her heels and gets bulldozed back to the ropes as the Colombian tourist whacks her on speed dial again. The challenger makes sure she doesn't let the Welsh woman catch a breather and the slugging attack pummels the cleavage in supreme fashion before another wild cross nails Church on the nose and folds her behind a desperate earmuff in the closing stages of the round.

Round 4:
Otalvaro cranks up her slugging attack and beats Charlotte in a heads up exchange while drilling the solar plexus and causing the champion to feel this early heat alright. Church slams a quick double from up high but fails to break the model's resistance and gets dragged into a lenghty dust up in the proverbial phone booth where the challenger powers ahead and pummels the singer's cleavage before shutting her down along the ropes. Charlotte tries to regain the early mojo but she just can't match the model's intensity and gets stuffed into the corner when Catalina carves more visible lumps on the exposed midsection. She digs a stray elbow in the singer's rack and hauls in several rough blows to cripple the Welsh champion into loud spasms at the bell.

Round 5:
Charlotte bangs a quick uppercut series to lift the Colombian's breasts but then gets caught by a vicious double over the top as Catalina settles down to pick the exposed cleavage from point-blank range thereafter. Church tries to spin out of danger but loses her footing and eats a rough series up the middle, she wobbles forward to bump her head off the model's shoulder and fails to react when Otalvaro nails her with a left hook on the liver momets later... DOWN GOES CHURCH!!! The Welsh lass hits the deck on her knees and bends her head against the canvas as the vicious blow on the liver cashes in and leaves her in all sorts of bother! She tries to get up but the pain is too much even for the slow count and Charlotte stays down on all fours when the ref shouts "TEN!!!" into her face. Uh-oh!!! KO5 and the NEW BBU Jugs of Mass Destruction champion Catalina Otalvaro!!!

AFTER: How about this then? Catalina remains undefeated against the Lioness opposition and claims the JMD championship in come-from-behind fashion. She approaches the stunned Mel B. and takes over the diamond bra before having her gloves removed while Charlotte tries to crawl back to her corner. Not so fast, hun! Catalina grabs her by the hair from behind and drags her back to center of the ring where she mounts her to apply a schoolgirl pin before squeezing Charlotte's head between her thighs. Ugh! The former champion begs the glamour model to release the hold and she can barely grab her breath back when the Colombian slides down to put her 36D set over her face to apply the classic jug smother. The Lioness entourage can do nothing about it and Church gets duly put to sleep while Catalina flexes her muscles and breasts for the camera. It's been long time coming but the buxom Colombian is ready to restore some pride to the Latinas' reputation in BBU!

Official Result: Catalina Otalvaro def. Ch Charlotte Church KO5.