Sienna Miller vs. Carrie Underwood

Words: Empire / Results: Lookout

“2013 didn’t end the way I expected it to. Sarah embarrassed me, which I will avenge, but in the meantime, I have to dispel the rumors that I’m washed up. Poor Rachel was the first one to come at me and look at what happened to her. Tonight I’ll dispatch Carrie and retake my division” states a confident Sienna Miller. “Sienna may have had a little success in the past, but she hasn’t exactly dominated here. Sure, she’s won a title, but she didn’t have it for long. Tonight I’ll serve little Miss Miller a slice of humble pie and send a message to the gals that I’m legit” responds Carrie. Underwood out first, disrobing to reveal a bright green bikini, matching gloves and boots, long blonde hair swept back in a pair of pigtails. Miller out next, disrobing to reveal a lemon yellow bikini, matching gloves and boots, long blonde hair swept back in a ponytail. Both girls chomping at the bit to go during the refs instructions, thudding their gloves together as they eagerly await the bell.

R1: Sienna setting up at a ropes, a first for the Empire blonde, as she allows Carrie to carefully bob her way in close, Underwood tapping out a pair of feeler jabs before twisting to her right, Miller cutting her off, bumping her back with her shoulder and slamming a counter right into Carrie’s solar plexus. Underwood snarling, leaning in close, and beginning to exchange body shots with her foe along the ropes, eventually giving way to a heated but sloppy barrage, Sienna showing greater discipline than her foe, bobbing in the pocket as she wears away at Carrie’s flanks, using her left shoulder to keep Underwood in place and fitting her for short compact uppercuts. Carrie reeling, prideful southern belle refusing to retreat but taking a surgical beat-down, Sienna really feeling herself as she slams a left uppercut through Underwood’s mitts and drops her to all fours. Carrie shakes her head in disgust, getting to her knees as the count hits five, and to her feet a split second before the bell. 

R2: Carrie rising sluggishly off her stool, looking up in astonishment as Sienna hurtles into her corner and slaps a quick one two off her chin, Carrie leaning against the cables, eyes fluttering as Miller mines her girl for quit, slamming a series of vicious hooks off her flanks and a right to the navel to bring Underwood’s hand down, starlet following up with a left hook that sends Carrie’s mouthpiece flying into the air, and the battered songstress jutting upwards as her arms drape over the top rope, the official quickly rushes forward to prevent any further harm. TKO 2 Sienna Miller in decisive fashion!

Sienna raises a mitt to acknowledge the roaring of the crowd before quickly heading over to check on Carrie in her corner and offer her a few words of encouragement before exiting the arena.