Sienna Miller vs. Rachel Bilson

Words: Franchise / Results: Simguy

After a week of tense negotiations Sienna Miller and Rachel Bilson have finally agreed to face each other on the sands of Santa Monica. No love lost between the two as one seeks to make her mark in the division while the other wants to reclaim her lost position. ‘Wow, talk about pathetic. Going out KO1 in a title fight seen around the world, that must be embarrassing. I’m shocked that Sienna is showing her face around here, much less challenging me to be her bounce back opponent. Today, I’ll take it one step further when I humiliate her and make her quit” states a confident Rachel Bilson. “Rachel has a big mouth, but given her record over the last year, she’s earned the right to run it. Yeah, Shahi kicked my ass, and I’ll avenge that loss down the road. It’s going to be a long road back into the title picture, and that road starts with the beating that I’m going to hand Rachel tonight. I’m not just going to knock her out, I’m going to make her suffer and remind her which of us is truly elite” responds Sienna Miller. Rachel is announced first escorted by Denise Richards, the lean brunette opts for a black bikini and silver gloves, going barefoot on the sands and keeping her long brown hair tied back in a ponytail. Sienna is out next escorted by Jamie Pressly, the Empire blonde opts for her classic red bikini with white gloves, also going barefoot and tying her hair in a ponytail. Both girls are ready to go during the officials instructions, eager to make a statement as they await the opening bell.

R1: Sienna rushes midring, eager to make Rachel eat her words, keeping her chin tucked behind her mitts as she thrusts out quick jabs and short hooks that pop off the shorer brunette’s raised guard and forehead. Bilson shows some early wear as her face begins to redden, but she’s undeterred as she circles waiting for her opening, allowing the blonde to herd her around the ring as she studies her movements. After about two minutes Rachel feints left to catch her girl off balance, temporarily freezing Sienna as she fits a pair of savage hooks off her flanks, hopping her way inside as she helps herself to the stricken blonde’s belly and breasts, going upstairs with a left hook before slamming a right uppercut to Miller’s solar plexus that sends tremors through her body and drops the agonized blonde to all fours on the canvas! Rachel smirking raising her mitts as she bellows “another KO1, how pathetic” as the official bodies her back. Sienna ashen faced, seething in pain and embarrassment as the brunette’s eyes twinkle as she struggles to get off the canvas.. Miller up at six as she takes the mandatory eight, working her way forward behind her raised guard, popping out jabs to keep Rachel at bay as she legs out the rest of the round. Bilson upbeat, skipping back to her corner as she takes a commanding early lead.

R2: More of the same as Bilson turns the dial past ten, flying off her stool in a fury only to get repelled by the veteran blonde. Brunette peppering her girl with lightning fast combos, but they’re largely deflected off Sienna’s mitts and arms as the blonde shows terrific defense. Miller responds in turn with clubbing rights that blast off Rachel's guard, followed by lefts that sneak around her mitts and slice into her cheek opening up another small cut. Bilson is forced to retreat as she’s absorbing far heavier shots than her foe, but she’s making the fight as she keeps up the pressure on her foe. As the round draws to a close, both girls have begun to tire, chests and bellies heaving as they embrace in a clinch mid ring, exchanging sloppy hooks to the body as the official pries them apart at the bell. Rachel beaming as her seconds tend to her cuts, emboldened by Sienna’s frustration in the Empire corner as her seconds urge her to keep up the pressure, and keep her gloves up.

R3: Miller taking a little more caution this time, respecting her plucky foe's power as she pops quick flurries of jabs off Bilson’s guard and forehead before disengaging, forcing the shorter brunette to come to her and fight a war of attrition. Rachel is still working the blonde’s flanks, but she’s unable to score another belly buster as Sienna retreats to the perimeter after each exchange, spinning off the ropes as Rachel stalks her from corner to corner. Both girls showing wear and tear as Sienna’s flanks begin to turn a scorched hot pink from Bilson’s bodywork with Rachel sporting a small cut over her right eye from Miller’s stitching jab. Brunette becoming frustrated as her ponytail begins to loosen as a result of Sienna’s three to one punch advantage, scowling as she’s forced to eat more and more leather with each attempt to sneak her way inside. As the time keeper bats out the ten second warning Rachel shocks Sienna as she leaps out of a crouch, hurling a right hook that snaps off the blonde’s guard and sends her mitts bouncing off her face, twisting to her right in the hopes of unloading a right to the body as the bell sounds to end the round. While Sienna did more than enough to take this round, Jamie is irate in the Empire corner, screaming “trap that little girl along the ropes or in a corner and make her take your weight. She won’t have those legs if she’s holdin’ two.” Miller nodding her head, rethinking her game plan as she seeks to make progress through three. 

R4: Sienna setting up along the ropes, keeping her left elbow close to her ribs as Rachel makes her way forward. Brunette so eager to punish her girl that she fails to discover that she’s playing possum, so caught up in hurling leather that she leaves her own body vulnerable to a right hook off her left hip that freezes the little slugger in place, providing the blonde with the crucial seconds to snare her top with her left and twist her around to swap positions. Bilson taking a seat on the ropes as Miller leans in and compresses her chest to chest against the cables, placing her neck on Rachel’s shoulder and pumping compact rights into her belly. Bilson in absolute agony as the blonde turns her belly into custard, eyes moist with shock as Sienna chugs away, arms drooped over her shoulders as she takes a hellacious beating. Rachel, desperate to survive, tries to take a knee, but she’s denied as Miller refuses to grant her any respite, shoving her brunette back along the cables with her left and continuing to punish her. Bilson woozy, blubbering as Sienna completely ignores her face, hell bent on prolonging her suffering. Rachel somehow manages to tie up just enough to keep the official from stopping the fight, but once the bell sounds she collapses to the canvas, tears welling in her eyes as she clutches her body. The brunette is bought precious seconds as Miller struggles in the officials grasp, taunting her girl as she only relents once threatened with disqualification. Between rounds Rachel is despondent on her stool, wincing in pain as Denise Richards probes her throbbing body. Brunette shows tremendous heart as she screams “screw you” in the officials face when she asks her if she wants to surrender, arms over the ropes as she furiously takes on water.  

R5: Sienna slams her mitts together as she leaves the Empire corner, pouting behind her mitts as she had hoped to force the brunette to quit. The blonde takes a deep breath as she trods forward, jabbing her wounded foe into compliance and backing her into the ropes. Rachel setting up with her back along the ropes, hurling sloppy leather as she knows that it’s now or never, landing a few stray punches that spank off Miller’s flanks and forehead, but it’s all too little too late. Sienna takes advantage of her foe’s sloppiness, keeping her elbows in close as she pops quick flurries of jabs off her face before swiping left hooks off her throbbing core. Brunette crying out, sobbing as she desperately tries to land another home run swing, guard faltering as the blonde keeps up her bombardment, busting Rachel’s lip with a left hook before slamming a pair of left uppercuts into her core, the first off her navel and the second off her solar plexus as the battered brunette reclines against the cables and slowly collapses to the canvas, laying on her right shoulder as she clutches her body, tears streaming down her face as she shakes her head while the ref makes her way forward and waives it off. KO 5 Sienna Miller in savage fashion!

Sienna battered but upbeat in post fight interviews, taking breaks between sentences as she’s still feeling Bilson’s bodywork. “Rachel gave me one hell of a fight. She shocked and dropped me in the first and had me off balance through three. I have to thank Jamie for her sage advice as without her this might have gone the distance. After her comments in the first, she was in my head, and fortunately I was able to make her eat those words. I hope that the beating she took tonight stays with her for a very long time.”