Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction
Kelly Rohrbach vs Brittany Oldehoff
(Lioness Club of America vs Fighting Models Franchise)
(28-18, 28 KO vs FCBA Debut)
JMDD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 34C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: JMDD remains the calling card for Kelly Rohrbach this season as she grants the mysterious Brittany Oldehoff an official FCBA debut and it's truly anyone's guess what the former Miss Florida is capable of in the boxing ring. She can't possibly be worse than Carrie Prejean who gave those pageant winners a very bad name several years ago. Some fans still believe those girls are too soft for boxing action - let alone the ruthless jug muggin' rules but Brittany claims she's gonna shock the universe and rip Kelly's tits off tonight! That extremely bold statement wins her a couple of fans upon entrance already.

Kelly Rohrbach wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Brittany Oldehoff wears a purple bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Easier said than done? Perhaps not as Brittany dominates the opening minute and bangs away in fury to shock Kelly and majority of the audience! She pummels the fellow 34C rack from the inside like she's been doing it the last few years and drops the blonde on her heels and struggling to respond in a meaningful manner. Kelly's used to some rough treatment so she rises up to the challenge but Brittany simply pancakes her from both flanks and keeps blowing up the middle before a scything hook on the nose dumps the blonde into even more trouble. Oldehoff shows the former JMDD title challenger no respect whatsoever and gashes her from the inside until Rohrbach simply has to clinch her in order to stop the rout. Britt has none of it and plugs another shot on the solar plexus that leaves Kelly fuming in disbelief come the bell.

Round 2:
Kelly responds in furious fashion as she tackles the brunette's rack from the south and gives the former Miss Florida a lesson in jug-to-chin contact. The hard-line attack glues Oldehoff to the spot but the newcomer survives it without looking too punished which surprises the Lioness entourage and even Kelly barks in anger when Brittany fires back to match the uppercut revenue during the second minute. Back & forth action between two worthy opponents which is a moral victory for the FMF rookie already. Some fans want her to blow Rohrbach up and enjoy a good spell when she backs the blonde onto the ropes to punish more jug as the Lioness fighter slumps into spasms and has a very hard time embracing this attack. Huh! Brittany does enough to take the second round as well and plugs a nasty hook on the solar plexus right at the bell to underline she's in for the long run!

Round 3:
It's time to get nasty and Kelly goes to work in dirty clinch before bumping her foe in jug-to-jug contact. She hurts Oldehoff with a drilling double on the liver area and flicks a quick uppercut on the jaw before going down to hammer on the exposed rack. Brittany swings from the back foot but has to yield real estate as Kelly dominates the close range tussle and pummels the pageant winner onto the ropes where she rips more leather into her abs. Ugh! Brittany can't respond up the middle and clinches the blonde rival alas Kelly bumps her against the turnbuckle and traps into a standing headlock while pounding away at the exposed midrfiff. Huh! The rookie didn't see that coming and loses a lot of energy as Rohrbach punishes her in questionable fashion before landing another quick double on the rack when she finally lets her go. Brittany slumps into loud spasms and eats a late cross hook on the nose right at the bell as well.

Round 4:
Kelly blitzes the brunette's rack from the inside and works the south/north route to lift it into Brittany's slumped chin as the newcomer simply can't embrace the uptempo attack following that rough previous round. She wobbles onto her heels and gets pounded in heads up fashion as Kelly finds little resistance and just lays down the JMDD law! Brittany cries out in pain and gets stuck in neutral when she tries to clinch the blonde foe. Rohrbach whacks her across the lips and piles more leather on the jugs with Oldehoff leaking energy with every punch landing on target. She slumps onto jelly knees and chokes on some tears when Kelly drops one uppercut into her cleavage too many causing the brave newcomer to HIT THE CANVAS amid a loud ovation from the audience. Brittany drops to her knees and quickly slides to her side with eyes closed as she has to admit Kelly's superiority after all. The count is slow but still too fast for the pageant winner who stays down on her backside when the ref shouts "TEN" into her face. KO4 Kelly Rohrbach!!!

AFTER: "I admire her courage! She went straight after the big fish so I'm gonna spare her the topless humiliation! Consider it a one-time offer!", Kelly finds some respect for a FCBA rookie who didn't target a low-hanging fruit on her debut indeed. However Brittany still gets lifted by the hair from the canvas and endures a Walk of Shame parade before she gets driven face-down on the canvas again. She rolls onto her back with eyes closed and Kelly mounts her to apply the quick breast smother: "I said I won't leave her topless but she's still getting smothered! Say goodnight!" Kelly gets the job done in less than thirty seconds and twerks some of that 34C cleavage for extra fan service before blowing a kiss to the camera. We'll be back after these commercials!

Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Brittany Oldehoff KO4.