Megan Fox vs. Sienna Miller

(Words: Franchise / Results: Simguy)

“Sienna ducked me when she had the title, we were all set to go before I got buzzsawed by Mish. Honestly, she beat her ass a few times also, so I don’t get why she didn’t face me instead of Scarlett. Either way, she would have lost. Tonight I’ll make an example of Sienna and begin my ascent to the top of the hill” states Megan Fox. “I’m sorry that Megan thinks that I ducked her. In hindsight, I would have beaten her and had a longer reign if I had accepted her challenge. But, that doesn’t sell quite as many tickets as an elite name. Minus the fight with Sarah Carter, this has been a resurgent year for me and after I stomp out Megan, it’s time for a second dance with Shahi. Oh well, I could use the rounds anyway” responds Sienna Miller. No love lost between this pair of starlets, perhaps due to the brutal confrontation during the weigh-in which led to an exchange of slaps and a brawl around the dais. Megan comes out first in a showy pink and white robe, she flings it over her corner and reveals a tight pink bikini top with matching trunks paired with white gloves and boots. Megafox opting to tie her long hair back in a ponytail. As always, Megan has abs for days as her chiseled physique and ample assets win oohs and ahhs from the crowd. Sienna comes out next, escorted by Stacy Keibler and Jamie Pressly. The blonde disrobes to reveal a baby blue bikini top with matching trunks paired with white gloves and boots. Miller also opting to tie her hair back in a ponytail. During the refs instructions Megan is quick to chest up and attempt to slap Sienna again, however this time she is intercepted by the official who literally carries her back to her corner before calling for the opening bell.

R1: Megan out of her corner in a hurry, ducking beneath Sienna’s opening jab, deflecting her follow up with her left as she crouches to fit a straight left into Miller’s belly. Miller is a little spooked as she misses the vast majority of her jabs as Megan herds her along the ring, eager to work her way inside, finally achieving her goal as she slices a right hook into Sienna’s lats. Fox leans in close, fighting off the blonde’s chest, snapping shots off her ribs Fox and punishing her belly. Miller taking it well, but she’s absorbing a lot of leather as Megan blasts her around the ring, still, she gradually begins to find her footing and fights back in spots, slinging quick flurries of jabs off Megan’s forehead and shoulders as Fox pursues her around the ring.

R2: Megan is hungry for the knockout as she dives past Sienna’s jab and butts her in the upper chest with her forehead. Miller staggering backwards, struggling to shove Fox off as she pelts away at her body, blonde routed by Megan’s early pressure, panicking just a little as she Fox whips a brutal right hand over her guard that smashes Sienna just under her left eye. Miller covering up as Fox goes to town, stooping to jab the blonde’s exposed belly and punishing hooks that snap off Sienna’s guard. Blonde digging in at the ropes, bending forward and covering up earmuff as Megan belts away at her flanks. Fox snarling, tiring as she begins to breathe heavily, yet she keeps up the bombardment to the bell. As Megan saunters back to her corner she slaps her left off Sienna’s rear, yelling out “I can end this now, just drop your guard or tap.” Miller biting her upper lip, ignoring her foe as she’s subjected to two of one of the most humiliating rounds of her career.

R3: Megan’s comments at the end of the second have clearly irked Sienna as she sets out to make a statement. Both girls electing to settle down a little bit here, exchanging flurries mid ring as they seek to pace themselves for the long haul, putting on a show as they take turns hurling leather and covering up, each showing wonderful upper body movement as they bob and weave on receipt, taunting their foe to try just a little harder as neither seeks to give any ground. After two minutes of clinical boxing, Sienna slams a right hook into Fox’s navel taking her breath away, following up with a trio of high hooks, the last of which penetrates Megan’s guard and forces her to retreat a few steps. Fox ashen faced, breathing heavily, furious that she was the first one to blink. Megan swearing, bellowing “enough of this ballerina bullshit” as she barrels forward, eating a stiff jab to the forehead in response. Blonde fighting back a grin as she dances along the perimeter, pelting Fox with jabs as the starlet unravels, eating several flurries of jabs as she unsuccessfully tries to close the distance at the bell.

R4: Fox looks to retake control if not end this fight early, lunging across the ring at Sienna as the blonde is forced to go on the defensive, keeping up her mitts as Megan pounds shots off her gloves and forearms. Blonde defending well, skirting along the ropes until Fox slings a right around her guard. Miller swearing, opting to stand and trade as Megan works her way forward, the brunette is so eager to hurt her girl that her form begins to fade and the blonde quickly takes advantage as she deflects a high hook with her left before blasting her in the solar plexus with a straight right. Fox is frozen on the spot, nearly spitting out her mouthpiece, dropping her mitts below her mouth as Sienna takes over. Blonde snarling, hurling a pair of jabs into Megan’s mouth, winning a sob from her foe, and striking first blood as crimson droplets begin to trickle down the startlet’s lips. Fox is on the run for the first time tonight as she seeks to shake off the cobwebs, settling down along the ropes as she lands a sickening left right combo that bobbles Sienna’s head and forces her back a step. Megan trading with her girl midring, trying to work her way back inside, but the blonde lands yet another jab to her face followed by a duo of rights to her ribs forcing her to clinch. Fox seething, trying to free her hands to work downstairs, but she’s unable to accomplish much as the bell sounds to end the round.

R5: Sienna goes back to her bread and butter, using her jab to keep Megan at a distance as the starlet circles trying to work her way back inside. Miller pops out quick successions of jabs off Fox’s guard before dipping to slip left hooks into her ribs. Megan covers up as she’s slowly herded to the ropes, leaning against the second rope as Sienna lays siege to her body. Blonde staying on top of her girl, compressing her against the ropes, slamming a trio of left hooks off  Fox’s breathtaking core before slipping a pair of left uppercuts into her heaving chest. Megan taking a pasting, mouth twisted in agony as she struggles to turn to her left and fit a sneaky right knee into Sienna’s bottoms. Miller stumbling backwards as Megan blasts her in the mouth with a compact left just as the ref storms in to lecture her. Fox rolling her eyes, chest heaving as she fights back a smile as the time keeper bats out the ten second warning. Megan rushing at her wounded foe as action resumes, but she’s unable to close the distance before the bell sounds to end the round.

R6: Megan slams her mitts together as she gears up for the sixth, keeping her gloves high as she works her way forward, deflecting Sienna’s jabs and pivoting around her body shots, eyes narrowed as she thuds out whip like jabs that snap off Miller’s forehead and raised guard before slapping a pair of right hooks downstairs that sends her backpedaling. Sienna wincing in pain behind her mitts, desperately trying to retreat to the perimeter as Fox relentlessly pursues her. Megan uses her left to pin Miller’s guard up as she pelts away at her belly and breasts with her right, pounding the blonde’s core into a pink quivering mess. Sienna crying out, trying to work the clock as she pulls Megan in for clinch. Fox snarling, hatred in her eyes as she struggles to get free, shoving Sienna’s head over the ropes as she slams a right uppercut into her exposed breasts just as the bell sounds to end the sixth. 

R7: Sienna changing her game plan, letting Fox come to her as she tries to make a stand, dodging a series of brutal haymakers before stinging her with counter jabs. Megan snarling, lowering her head as she storms inside, butting the blonde in the chest with her head and slamming her head upwards as she pelts away at her flanks, but this leaves her head vulnerable and Sienna is quick to exploit it, slamming an uppercut into her jaw to send her jackknifing up, followed by a left hook that drops Fox to her glutes in astonishment. Miller roars in triumph as the official escorts her away, looking on with satisfaction as Megan struggles to regain her senses. Fox shakes her head at five, bracing herself at seven, and swearing her head off as she pushes herself up at nine to beat the count. Official looking her over closely as Megan raises her mitts and pops out a few jabs to show that she’s ok. Sienna looks on in astonishment, moving forward behind her jab in the hopes of ending this contest now. Fox covering up, protecting her face as the blonde herds her to the ropes, somehow managing to snare Sienna’s left and pull her in for a clinch until the official steps in. Once they’re pried apart Sienna fits another jab into Megan’s mouth followed by a left to the body that stuns her, lurching forward as Fox teeters on the ropes, out on her feet, however the bell sounds and the official bodies her back, buying Megan precious moments to recover. Between rounds Megan’s seconds struggle to tend to both her bloodied lip and bruised ego, as the starlet struggles to get over that knockdown and the fact that she had the former champ right where she wanted her. It couldn’t be anymore different in the Empire corner as Stacy and Jaime urge their girl to keep boxing and not let the knockdown get to her head. Reminding her how fickle judges can be in high output bouts. Sienna nodding her head in apprehension, taking on water as she develops her plan for the eighth.

R8: Sienna takes the sage knowledge of her seconds to heart, keeping her mitts high as she makes her way midring, popping quick flurries off the front foot. Megan showing a similar look with a high guard, responding with jabs of her own, but continually and predictably trying to sneak her way back inside. Blonde keeping her cool, showing supple torso movement to evade Fox’s overtures as the starlet seethes. Fox relentless, knockdown still on her mind as she snaps a left jab off Sienna’s forehead, snarling as she tries to move to her right, pumping out a left that just misses Miller’s head and leaves her open to a counter hook that sways her on the spot! Megan nearly dropped again as she staggers her way into the ropes on spaghetti legs, crossing her arms as Sienna storms forward. The blonde snaps a pair of hooks off Fox’s lean torso before testing her guard with a pair of jabs. Megan crying out, hurt but unbowed as she slings shots of her own at Miller’s chin and chest, taking her fair share of punishment, refusing to punk as she hurls a left cross that blasts Sienna in the nose, forcing her to step out just at the bell. Fox scuffed up, chest heaving as she screams at her foe to come back for more as she collapses on her stool. Between rounds Megan looks punched out, mouth breathing as her seconds try to revive her, begging her to slow things down as it’s still anybody's fight at this point. Fox snarling, staring daggers at her foe who’s just as tuckered out across the ring.

R9: Megan sluggish off her stool, tiring as she sets up at the ropes and beckons Sienna in. Miller nodding, cautiously making her way forward, keenly aware that she needs this round and perhaps the next to get the decision in this closely contested affair. As the pair begin yet another pitched battle Fox shows a ton of defensive moxie, bending at the waist and rolling punches as she looks for single shot knockout counters to the blonde’s hailstorm of jabs. Megan ties up, using her elbows and head to punish Miller whenever she can drag her in, but as time goes on, Sienna’s jabbing and hooks to the body begin to take their toll. The blonde absorbs a left cross that swivels her head, responding with a right uppercut that snaps Fox’s head back and sends her mouthpiece dribbling down her chest. Megan out on her feet, eyelashes fluttering, hands dropping to her sides as she reclines against the ropes, the official rushes in as Miller loads up on a right, waiving it off as Megan blubbers away incoherently! TKO9 Sienna Miller!

Sienna upbeat during post fight interviews “Megan is one hell of a fighter. She has game changing dynamite  in both hands, and can take a lot of punishment. She stunned me early on to say the least. But, in the end, she was a bit overeager to slug, and that’s what did her in. I’d love to face her again down the road, but now I have to turn my attention to Sarah. She whipped me the last time out, so I have a lot of work to do if I’m going to avenge that one.” Megan refuses to give a prolonged chat with reporters as her seconds provide desperately needed tlc in her dressing room. “She won, but I kicked her ass. She hasn’t seen the last of me. Now get the eff out.” While Megan didn’t come out on top tonight, these events did nothing to diminish her fighting spirit.