Sienna Miller vs. Kristin Kreuk

(Words by Empire, results by Lookout!)

Before the bell: Bout panned as a “futility bowl” by Sienna and Kristin's enemies, as two of the biggest names of the last decade seek to show the division that they’re still relevant. Sienna is on a three loss streak all by knockout while Kristin’s total is at seven. “Sienna isn’t the same girl that won those two titles. Well, she got lucky to get them and both fights can be considered flukes, but she’s clearly lost a step. Tonight I’ll knock her ass out and send her into retirement” states a confident Kristin Kreuk. Sienna refuses to conduct any substantive pre fight interviews, acknowledging that she heard Kristin’s comments and stating that she’ll let her fists do the talking tonight.

Kreuk out first in a metallic blue robe, she disrobes to reveal a white bikini top with baby blue trim, matching trunks with KK emblazoned on the waistband, with baby blue gloves and boots, long brown hair swept back in a high ponytail. Kristin winning oohs and aahs from the crowd as she warms up, toned body rippling as she awaits her opponent. After a brief delay, Sienna makes her way out to the ring escorted by Jaime Pressly. The Empire blonde slowly removes her long yellow robe to reveal a white bikini top with yellow trim, matching trunks with SM emblazoned on the waistband, with yellow gloves and boots, long blonde hair swept back in a ponytail. Tensions are high during the pre fight instructions, both girls going forehead to forehead as the official struggles to separate them and send them back to their corners before the opening bell.

R1: Kristin jumps forward off the balls of her feet, slamming a crisp left hook in Sienna’s mouth as the two meet mid ring, forcing her to cover up as the brunette works her way inside placing her head on Sienna’s shoulder as she spanks a quick trio of hooks off her belly and breasts winning a gasp from the blonde as she slowly punishes her back to the ropes. The crowd is on their feet as Kreuk turns back the clock, battering her girl on the ropes with brutal bodyshots before sneaking compact uppercuts through her guard. Miller is forced to tie up and hold on as she’s unable to use her height advantage or extend her arms. While the blonde is able to land the occasional shot on the inside, Kreuk largely shakes them off as she tries to wear down her foe. At the bell Sienna is wincing in pain, clutching her side as Kristin smirks on her way to her corner.

R2: Sienna rushes midring, waiving Kristin forward before raising her mitts and peppering a trio of jabs off the brunette’s guard. Kristin uses her legs to scoot out of trouble, stooping to jab the blonde’s breadbasket before retreating to the perimeter. Miller tenses up on impact, but undeterred as she takes Kreuk's stinging shots to the belly while thrusting out quick flurries of jabs and hooks that slice the brunette’s forehead and force her to cover up after a left jab slams into her eye. Blonde rushing forward, dishing out her own punishing body shots that pepper Kristin’s flanks and force the seething brunette to retreat as she throws off balanced shots to cover her escape. Blonde in pursuit, jabbing Kreuk’s breasts as she stalks her along the ropes and hurls a right hook that sails just above the brunette’s head as Kristin slams a left jab into Miller’s mouth and pulls her forward for a clinch, holding on until the bell sounds to end the second. Sienna shoves Kreuk off as the official moves in to pry them apart, swearing up a storm as she implores Kristin to be a real woman and trade with her.

R3: The feeling out phase is over as the actresses collide, bouncing on their feet as they exchange hateful flurries off opposing guards and engage in a pitched battle in the middle of the ring. Kreuk going to the body, eyes twinkling with hatred as she hurls shots into Sienna’s ribs and belly. Blonde seething, but she refuses to give ground as she hurls a trio of right crosses into the brunette’s face that add a reddish circle around Kristin’s left eye. Kreuk startled, bringing her hands up to cover her face as Miller bombards her belly with compact hooks. Sienna is really letting her hands fly as she forces the brunette to take a few steps backwards before slamming a right uppercut into her belly button that brings Kristin staggering forward at the bell. As she returns to the Empire corner, Miller takes advantage of the officials turned back as she slaps her right mitt off Kreuk’s derriere. Kristin enraged spinning around as the official takes notice and bodies the brunette back to her corner as Sienna fights back a grin as she takes a well deserved breather.   

R4: Kristin howling as she flies off her stool, in a state of pure rage as she ducks beneath a left jab and slams a right uppercut off the blonde’s solar plexus, lunging forward as Sienna legs give a shimmy and blasting her head back with a savage rising uppercut that sends her mouthpiece flying in the air and the dazed blonde collapsing to the canvas! Flashbulbs popping as the brunette leaps in the air, slamming her left against her chest as she turns to watch the count, eyes wide open in disbelief as the blonde somehow makes it up just before the count of ten and sets up with her back against the ropes, covering up earmuff as Kreuk makes her way forward, gritting her teeth in anticipation as the brunette leans in and begins to bombard her guard. Sienna absorbing a blizzard of leather, but defending well as Kristin begins to tire just a bit, providing the blonde with a window to let her hands fly. Starlets trading, albeit recklessly, but Miller begins to take control as she slips a pair of hooks around Kristin’s guard. Brunette stubbornly fires a flurry of her own, but Sienna is able to bob away from harm and clobber Kristin in her tender eye with a left hook. Kristin cringing, disengaging as the blonde makes her way forward wearily, deflecting the brunette’s stay away leather before swiveling her head with a devastating right hook that freezes Kristin on the spot as she spins off the cables and collapses to the canvas in a thud, staring up at the lights as the official waives it off! KO 4 Sienna Miller!

Sienna sobbing tears of joy as she’s interviewed mid ring, elated that she finally broke the brutal streak of knockout losses she endured throughout 2019. “Kristin is a hell of a fighter, but perhaps she’s the one who needs to think about hanging them up rather than me. For a “younger” girl, she sure didn’t close the deal when she dropped me, and was more concerned about her looks than a win. I’m looking forward to seeing the challenges that 2020 presents me.”