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18 June 2022 Kimberley Walsh vs Charlotte Crosby

Page history last edited by Vassago 1 year, 7 months ago

 

BBU: LIONESSES vs FOXES

 

Posted by Vassago on June 18, 2022, 5:38 am

 

 

Kimberley Walsh vs Charlotte Crosby
(Lioness Club vs Frankie's Foxes)
(10-25, 10 KO vs 4-7-1, 4 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Former Girls Aloud fan favorite Kimberley Walsh is on the wrong side of 40 and she might hang up her gloves sooner rather than later but she gets into the ring one more time to face the unpredictable Charlotte Crosby who is still looking for a genuine breakthrough having been elbowed out of the spotlight by fellow Geordie Shore frenemy Vicky Pattison.

It's anyone's guess whether Charlotte is a solid contender or "just another loud-mouth from Sunderland" to quote anonymous sources inside the Foxes building. Charlotte lost six of her last seven bouts so the writing is on the wall and BBU TV's Denise van Outen claims if she can't put away the struggling Lioness cougar then she will never reach a certain level of respect around the organization.

Kimberley Walsh wears a black one-piece swimsuit & red gloves. Shoulder lenght dyed blonde hair straight. Charlotte Crosby wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Kimberley tries to get some early hits going but Charlotte comes in with supreme confidence and bashes out the head-hunting anger to stuff the Bradford veteran to the spot. She glues her mitts into the blonde's face and splits the non-existent high-guard with ease knocking the singer back to the ropes. Kimba lands a couple of head shots amid all this traffic jam but she's unable to shake the Mackem lass off and has to soak up more brutal action as Crosby unloads the haywire production from both flanks. Ugh! She tears a small gash under the left eye and knocks more clear punches into the singer's face before a chopping shot on the navel takes the air out of the blonde's lungs. Ugh! Walsh can only clinch the Mackem woman but still eats a heavy dose of harpoons and might consider herself lucky she didn't go down for the count during this one-sided opener.

Round 2:
No such luck in the second as Charlotte wraps the slow-moving singer into another leather bubble where she wrecks her nostrils into a blood-seeping mess inside the opening minute. A wild double on each temple wobbles Kimberley into a loud whimper as Crosby shatters her jaw with a right hook moments later. Uh-oh! The blonde veteran slides onto her knees and stays down on all fours until the last moment but it's a slow recovery at the count of eight with blood stains marking the canvas already. Kimba nods back at the referee but she's unable to fend off another vicious jabbing rally with Charlotte all over her in no time. Heavy slaps add to the swollen mess and Walsh is getting pounded senseless in the corner with Mel B. somehow refusing to throw in the towel. Shades of old Spice Girls vs Girls Aloud rivalry? Nevermind... Charlotte hammers more unanswered leather into the blonde's face and renders her out on her feet half-way through the round. "She's fookin' done! Finish her!!", Myleene Klass shouts from the Foxes corner so Charlotte delivers the last punch that almost breaks Kimberley's nose... or maybe it actually does? DOWN GOES WALSH and that might be the last time during her official BBU career. Don't bother with the count. It's all over. KO2 Charlotte Crosby!!!

AFTER: Brutal victory for the notorious Mackem who claims she deserves more frickin' credit for her "heel" persona demeanour. Well, getting some wins first might help but Denise van Outen shuts down the hype as Kimberley Walsh is simply below any serviceable standards at this stage of her career. Lioness PR director Kate Garraway admits the Bradford cougar might be offered an official retirement bout later this summer but all signs point out she will be shelved on medical grounds following a suspected broken nose during this fight. It's always raining outside when you're heading for the exit door...

Official Result: Charlotte Crosby def. Kimberley Walsh KO2.

 

 

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