BEFORE:
"No management is my problem," says Nicki with a shake of the head. "You all saw what Nicki could do when she was getting regular work. Well, I want to get a stable slot again. And, after I knock out Lili, my phone is gonna ring."
"Let me tell you what the flaw in her little plan is," says a hard-eyed Lili. "ONE of us is getting knocked out tonight. And, the OTHER one is ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Super Bass' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, Nicki Minaj!"
McCarthy: "And, THIS girl not only has FCBA wins, she's well above .500, so, we can cut to the chase. I'm picking NICKI..."
Cassie: "She's ABOVE .500, is she..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Nicki into the ring and helped off with the robe and she is getting plenty of pop for that bubblegum pink number she's wearing. And, that's 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park hammering through the arena, and that can only mean that 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Lili has done very, very well for Front Street. But. She's one of the girls who had a big fight this year and didn't win it. And, the reorg is just a month away, so..."
O'Dell: "Reinhart into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and she's looking plenty good in that white number we've seen before. Time for some picks. Tess likes Lili. Mac?"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you, Minaj!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Nicki wasting no time coming forward. Minaj the definition of a pressure fighter, wants to get inside and bang. And, she has the power to do it. And, so does the blonde, who isn't taking a step back here. Instead, she's working in the phone booth with the brunette..."
McCarthy: "Just goes to show how terrible her corner is! Why fight another girl's fight?"
O'Dell: "Doesn't look like Lili's having much problem doing it. Ladies digging body in there, going down, up, back down again. Both getting plenty of work done. Nicki hooks the ribs and LILI WOBBLES HER WITH A LEFT HOOK AND DROPS HER WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT! DOWN GOES MINAJ!"
Casse (singing): "Turn out the liiiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Lili to a neutral corner. Nicki flat on her back in the Maltese cross position. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Minaj unmoving as the numbers get bigger. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO1 is 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Tess: "Well, THAT didn't take long!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Lili Reinhart, and, Lili, you were taking no prisoners tonight..."
Lili (shaking her head): "What she wants to do is get physical in there, but, here's the thing. There's nobody in this division who's going to get away with that against me. Ask Weaving and Chopra. Do that and you're going to end up exactly where Nicki did."
Tess: "So, the reorg is almost upon us..."
Lili: "It is. And, I'm looking forward to 3.0. And, before you ask, I'm absolutely going to be a part of it."
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