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17 January 2022 Kelly Rowland vs Charlize Theron

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BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Tractorpull on Jan 17 2022 at 3:12am

Kelly Rowland vs Charlize Theron

Results, Lookout; Story Tractorpull

TALE OF THE TAPE

Kelly Rowland
Age 40
Height 5’8”
7-8-0

Charlize Theron
Age 46
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
297-127-12
Titles held
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15

BEFORE
Kelly is at the podium. Charlize, who hasn’t appeared at the podium event recently, is standing in the background. Kelly “It’s a long story. Two years ago the rumor circulated that Charlize was going back to her early days fighting a very busy schedule. She’s the Greatest Of All Time, I am an average fighter. but what do I have to lose, so I contacted her management and asked for a fight. I didn’t hear anything, I retired. Well after two years, I get an email saying if I wanted to fight her, she has an opening around the middle of January 2022 I thought this was ridiculous. Two years to get a fight. Not only that, but someone told me she has a big fight on the PPV and I was kind of a warm up. Fortunately I stayed in shape training fighters. I also was at that Krupa fight and watched Theron get a terrible beating and get knocked out cold. I thought if Krupa can do it, so can I, so here I am. I know I am a huge underdog. No one in their wildest imagination expects me to win and if I don’t, at least I can say that I fought the Golden Goddess. As usual Charlize simply smiles and give Kelly a friendly wave

THE FIGHT
Rowland is in a pale blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is shoulder length. Charlize is wearing her usual red bikini (Is it the only one she has?) and red boots and gloves. Her hair is in the usual ponytail

Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring touch gloves and back off. Charlize has never seen Rowland fight, so she waits to let Kelly make the first move. Kelly moves in a fakes a right jab and lands a left cross to the side of Theron’s head. Charlize respond with a left hook to Kelly’s jaw and then follows with a right cross that Kelly managed to block and pumps a left-right to Theron stomach. A Theron jab slides by Kelly’s; head and she catches the blonde with a hook to the chin. Charlize lunges forward for a clinch only to have Kelly pump more punches into her stomach. Charlize manages a clinch as Kelly pumps punch after punch into the blonde’s stomach. The referee steps in and separates them. Theron is breathing hard and is now circling Kelly looking for an opening. Charlize closes and lands a right cross followed by a left and another right sending Kelly back into the ropes, Charlize looking to end it early, starts into a body twisting right when Kelly beats her to the punch with a right uppercut to the chin. The crowd comes to its feet as they see the blonde staggering back Rowland is pressing the advantage punching the blonde back across the ring with left and right crosses. She has Theron on the ropes. A right lands between Theron’s eyes as the blonde starts to sag. Kelly lands another straight right to Theron’s face and a desperate Theron uppercut catches her jaw knocking her back a step as the bell rings. Kelly’s corner is upbeat while Theron has Lawrence in her face giving her a lecture

Round 2 Kelly is quickly out of her corner ready to go on the attack
She meets the blonde close to the blonde’s corner and lands a left jab. A Theron right just misses Rowlands head and she catches Charlize with a left to the face. Charlize steps back and as Kelly moves forward the blonde catches Kelly with a right cross Rowland is stopped in her tracks and Theron takes over with a right cross, then a left and another right. Roland lands a pair of crosses to Theron’ jaw. Charlize shakes them off and drills a overhand right onto Kelly’s chin. Rowland falls back several steps into the ropes. Charlize is right on her, now pounding away at Rowland’s midsection Kelly doesn’t have punching room and tries to push the blonde away. Charlize seeing Rowlands hands reaching for her shoulders she unleashes a booming right that lands on Rowlands Jaw. Rowland’s hands drop to her waist and Theron guts her with a blast to the solar plexus. Kelly sinks to her hands and knees. She struggles to get up and then falls back into ropes, laying with her right arm over the bottom rope. It’s obvious the fight is over as the referee goes through the formalities of counting her out

Charlize Theron defeats Kelly Rowland KO2

AFTER

Kelly and Charlize are sitting at the same table. Kelly “I waited two years for this fight and I would to have liked for it to last more than five minutes, but it was not to be. Charlizes was all that I expected and in fact a little more. You’ve heard a couple fighter’s recently say she is far from done and I have to second that. I am glad that I had the chance.

Chalize”I’m really sorry you had to wait two years. My schedule is made by management. I have some input if there is someone who I just have to fight, but the schedule is made there. To put some rumors to rest, Tess Valmore is a good friend of mine, but she has no say in who I fight or when. Anyway, I appreciate you taking this fight. Maybe you retired to early.

Tess Valmore spots a gorgeous brunette in the audience who she knows is Charlize’s next opponent Elisabetta Gregoraci and approaches her. Tess “I’m Tess Valmore of…

Elisabetta: “I know who you are. Everybody in the FCBA knows who you are. I’ve been warned your a good friend of Theron”

Tess: “Well what did you think about tonight’s fight?”

Elisabetta “About what I expected, an easy fight.”

Tess: “You looking forward to the PPV

Elisabetta; Elisabetta: “Of course. Being in the BBU, I don’t follow the FCBA that closely. Of course, I know what a great fighter Charlize WAS, the GOAT, but I hadn’t seen her fight, so I have been following her now for over two months. I started with that Alexander fight where she was punched out in five. Then I saw the Jovovich and Krupa fights and thought to myself, this woman shouldn’t be fighting anymore, she worn out, beat up, disaster, but after the last four fights, I have changed my mind. She’s going to be a tough opponent, but I have no doubt that I will knock her out.