Results by Lookout/Words by OddManOut

Before: Eiza recovered from a horrible 2020 with a winning year that even came with a title shot, and did it at the expense of the Lioness lights, pounding both Joy Corrigan and Sandra Kubicka into the sand. On the other hand, the 2020s have so far been a period of resurgence for Kelly, but while her 9-3 run these past two years does include a JMDD title shot, it’s also been lacking the big win. Climbing the lightweight standings, could be the fight Rohrbach needs to be Winstead’s next challenger!

Ringposts in sand setup. Eiza entering with a blue floral pattern and white trim paint bikini, hair long and loose, white gloves. Kelly in navy triangle paint bikini, hair loose and shoulder-length, black gloves. Both fighters barefoot in the sand

R1: Kelly springy early, showing a conventional dukes-up front, jab-jabs to pate, slants down with the straight-right and drills Eiza to solar-plexus! Immediate cringe-and-cramp from Gonzalez, she staggers back into ropes, stricken - wrists crossed at her breasts, elbows on her hips. Kelly moves in lanky - shellacking the wide right hand behind left elbow - taking a sudden right uppercut from Eiza...BRAWL! Gonzalez fighting hot from the pocket - chopping little rights and lefts as she dips side to side. Rohrbch weight on front foot, dipping left shoulder to lick uppercuts against Eiza's midsection; slinging right hands to breasts. Torrid stuff, Gonzalez starts finding chin late with a variety of hacking shots inside and ROHRBACH'S LEGS GIVE A SHIMMY! Blonde girl suddenly distraught...she ties up around Eiza's elbows, trying to ride her into ropes: Latina pivots, twisting Rohrbach into ropes instead, making her take weight for ref's break.

R2: Kelly determined to strap-it-lanky to Eiza's torso - rangy blonde leaning in, looping palm-down rights wide to lats; dipping-and-licking that left uppercut against golden-brown paunch. As girls warm to the infighting, bruising give-and-take results, Rohrbach rolling shoulders into lapping, rising lefts and rights paunch-and-ribs - succulent whacks sounding out CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! Gonzalez not happy about it, but pounding back in kind - chopping straight palm-down rights to Kelly's breasts; cuffing tidy-swipe left hooks across stomach. Fighters getting their legs and backs into it - just shellacking one another senseless...down the stretch, it's Eiza issuing clinches, mouth open, face pinched as she ties up behind Rohrbach’s elbows.

R3: Kelly feints the jab and scorches over the top with a whistling right hand, Eizasoaks it up with hands at her stomach, steps back--she’s HURT! Rohrbach pounces, plugging punches into the body and breasts, getting Gonzalez ropeside the better to work her over. Heartless pursuit, Eiza sliding and slipping against the ropes trying to survive, Kelly squared away and letting loose with thunderous lefts and rights. Down the stretch, it’s Eiza’s turn to counter--she’s kept her composure, she’s blunting Rohrbach’s all-out assault and finally, she times a diving right hand to feed her blonde the right uppercut KELLYY IS HURT! Stumbling back wobbly butt, Rohrbach blinks as a battered Gonzalez takes a deep breath and stomps after her, Latina wading forward, hands at her hips, she just puts her face on Kelly’s, starts hefting her fists into the solid waist of her foe to drive blonde the length of the ring at the bell.

R4: Eiza continues her last-minute domination, bodying up, walking her girl to the corners, and keeping Kelly back pressed hard to rope. Gonzalez patient, thorough inside, controlling Rohrbach with the left shoulder or left hand casual around the ear, twisting in nasty short right hands on the face or into blonde breasts. Kelly answering in spots, but Eiza quickly dowses any offense by reaching in under Yankee girl's arms and pressing her into the ropes. Muggy action to Eiza's benefit as she pockets her second straight round.

R5: Eiza trying to jab her way in, Kelly fading her, banging away on the eyes with her own cruel stick. End of the first minute, Rohrbach’s got her cut, Gonzalez wiping at her left brow, getting steered around the ring. Blonde right hands slicing in off the jab, Eiza getting clocked, stiffening, raising and crossing her arms after the fact - she's wobbly butt. Kelly opening up with the howitzer, really greasing Latina's chin, putting jelly in those tan, dense thighs, but Gonzalez won't go down. By the final minute - busted up, flat footed Eiza munches her way into Kelly's ribcage and has her suffering against the ropes. Rohrbach lolling back, hands at her temples, ribcage helpless under a bludgeoning onslaught from Gonzalez to the bell.

R6: Both girls shopworn, faces drawn, hands low - they wade into each other, reaching relaxed around one anothers bodies, then starting the awful rhythm of push-bump-punch at close quarters. By the midway point, Eiza in a sexy groove, leaning back on her right foot, letting Kelly fall forward, then picking her up on the chin with a nasty, slick right uppercut. Rohrbach wobbly butt, Gonzalez able to body up, walk her girl around, muscling and maneuvering blonde with a casual wrap around head or shoulders. Crowd screaming every time Eiza tags Kelly, every punch a wince-maker, blonde out on her feet but willing herself to go on. Final minute, girls stooped forward, elbows in, clouting each other with short lefts and rights and GONZALEZ IS HURT! Rohrbach beating her girl to punches, spanking Eiza's face back and forth, mouthpiece tumbles off her teeth into the sand. Both fighters groggy at the ropes, hands extended weak to each other's shoulders and KELLY PILES IT ON! Gorgeous, slamming lefts and rights, Rohrbach twisting her hips into furious haymakers, Eiza's head swivelling badly - it's carnage! Nothing's coming back from Gonzalez, Kelly steps back, lets Latina droop forward into a wrenching left up under the ribcage, blonde rotating her shoulders, feverishly hoisting leather up under Eiza’s tits as she tilts forward. GONZALEZ GOES DOWN! Eiza a pathetic sight, body ruined, paralyzed on her stomach - she lifts her battered face off the sand, mewling incoherently, but she can't command her limbs. IT'S OVER! Gonzalez looking like she's been washed ashore can't beat the count! KO6 for Kelly Rohrbach!

After: Kelly pounding her chest, circling the ring: surviving a a scare that puts her squarely in the lightweight spotlight. “We just went at each other until one of has had nothing left,” she pants with glee. “I ripped her one good shot, she just walked right thought. She hit me her best punch, I didn’t even blink. It was just who found the off-swicth first!” As Rohrbach’s leaving the ring--ugly scene develops between her and Taylor Hill, of all people at ringside, two underrated beach bodies, chesting up, jawing each other as brunette makes a point of fronting up on Kelly. Broken up by security, but Taylor obviously steaming at Kelly’s newfound ring prosperity. Is this what Front Street means by their promise to be more aggressive on the title front? Can we expect more of these? We can only hope so!