Sienna Miller vs. Brie Larson

(Words: Empire / Results: Lookout!)

“I was a little bit surprised when I got the call from Olivia. I honestly thought that she wanted me to face Aly, but I’m just as glad to get in there with Sienna. While she’s lost a step or two over the years, she’s still dangerous and I’m looking forward to seeing what she brings tonight” states Brie Larson. “Brie is one of the brightest stars of the new generation. While she started later than most, she’s made up for that through sheer dedication and heart. While I may have slowed down a little over the last few years, I can still dance in there with the best of them. I’m also looking forward to a war this evening” responds Sienna Miller. Brie comes out first escorted by Elisha Cuthbert. She disrobes to reveal a white bikini top with red trunks, along with white gloves and boots. Larson opting to keep her blonde hair loose as she warms up in the Lookout! Corner. Sienna comes out next escorted by Jaime Pressly. She disrobes to reveal a baby blue bikini top with matching trunks, along with white gloves. Miller also opts to keep her short blonde hair loose and framing her face. A rare occurrence follows as both girls touch gloves after the refs instructions, much to the chagrin of Olivia Wilde and Vanessa Hudgens.

R1:  Show of respect as both starlets tap gloves to start the first before raising their mitts and circling one another, testing opposing guards with quick flurries of jabs before disengaging. Miller trying to work her way inside, deflecting Brie’s jabs with her left before stooping to pop quick potshots off her chiseled core as Larson fights back a grin, shaking these overtures as nothing more than a nuisance, responding in turn with stiff hooks of her own that graze Sienna’s forehead, before going back to the jab. Brie is content to use her superior reach to keep her girl in front of her and deny her the chance to work her way inside. In the final moments Miller ducks beneath a left jab and slings a right cross into Larson’s nose forcing the action star to cover up earmuff. Miller races her way inside, popping a pair of short hooks of Brie’s ribs as the bell sounds to end the first.

R2: Sienna back on Brie like a fly on an ice cream cone, hurling punches from every angle as Larson tries to establish her rhythm. Miller turns back the clock, fighting like a girl half her age as she slams a right into Brie’s chin that swivels her head and forces her to the perimeter. Sienna leaning in close, trying to wick away at Larson’s reserves with more bodywork, however Brie is prepared and she expertly pulls Miller’s head beneath her right as she evades an overhand right, tucking it under her armpit as the two exchange awkward slapping shots to the body. Larson maintaining control as Sienna struggles in her grip, the pair twisting and turning as Miller frees her head and buries it in Brie’s chest, Larson’s finally using her size advantage as she slowly muscles her girl into the corner and begins her reprisal, pinning Sienna’s guard against her chest with her left before shoveling uppercuts into her exposed breasts. Miller pops up on impact, crying out as she’s unable to escape Brie’s bombardment. Larson keeps her girl trapped, taking her to the woodshed with an assortment of hooks and uppercuts until the bell.

R3: Sienna throws caution to the wind as she tries to avenge the closing moments of the second round, flying into Larson’s corner as her stool is removed a la Mish Williams, as she blasts a shocked Brie in the mouth with a right hook. Miller leaning in close, laying her forehead on Larson’s shoulder as she slings uppercuts and hooks into Brie’s belly and breasts. Larson is stunned, struggling to process Sienna’s mighty mouse impression as she pelts away, finally getting her bearings as while she’s unable to fully extend her arms, Brie still has magnificent pop, making Miller pay with compact uppercuts that penetrate her guard and juts her head backwards. Sienna hurt, but refusing to punk as she grits her teeth and slams s right hook into Larson’s belly button as the action star tilts forward behind her mitts, mouth wide open in shock. The final moments of the round see Brie taking a seat on the ropes as Sienna beats her from pillar to post, peppering her guard with hateful leather before dipping to wear away at her core. Brie cries out on receipt, curvy legs somehow holding her up to the bell as she shakes her head in disbelief. Between rounds Elisha’s eagle eye picks up Sienna mouth breathing as she implores her girl to let her hands go and not underestimate Miller’s legs. Larson taking on water, nodding as she prepares for battle in the fourth.

R4:  Sienna back to it, throwing a blizzard of jabs at Brie to prevent her from setting her feet, slowly herding Larson to the ropes as she peppers her guard, working in high hooks that bounce off the action hero’s lats. Brie keeping a tight guard, bobbing and weaving against the cables as she seeks her opening. In the final minute Larson ducks beneath a right hook and responds with a left of her own that blasts Sienna in the nose and leaves her swaying with her left at her chin. Brie follows up with a compact right as she leans in close that sends Miller staggering past her face first into the cables. Sienna in a bad place, righting herself, but behind a shoddy guard that Larson is quick to exploit, letting her hands fly as she pelts away at her girl, abs and biceps rippling as she dismantles her foe. Miller out on her feet, hands dropping to her sides as Brie blasts her head back with a left uppercut that sends Sienna’s mouthpiece flying across the ring. Miller reclines against the ropes, head dropping to her chest as she falls to her right, landing face first as the ref quickly waives it off! KO 4 Brie freaking Larson!

Brie pops a double bicep as she climbs the corner, flexing for the roaring crowd and making a nasty gesture at Olivia Wilde. After a few moments Larson quickly makes her way over to check on Sienna and assists Jaime in getting her back to the Empire corner. Brie leans in and offers her a hug and words of encouragement before returning for her post fight interview. “Sienna can still box, that’s for sure. Her main mistake was trying to brawl with me. With the way things were going until the fourth, if we went ten or twelve, I might not be the one you’d be talking to right now. I wish her well and can say with full certainty that if Olivia ever faces her, she’ll have her hands full and then some. I wish Sienna all the best, well when she’s not in there with me, and I’ll be watching her closely.”